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Dessert For Breakfast

Dessert For Breakfast

It might look the same way going out, but going in tastes better.

I revamped my mint chocolate oatmeal bowl recipe this morning to include straight up chocolate chips, walnuts  and brown sugar. It tasted like I was eating a bowl of liquid oatmeal cookie, it was bliss. If you need guidance in making your own:

  • One scoop of oatmeal
  • 1 1/2 cups of milk or milk substitute
  • 1 tbsp brown sugar
  • A few drops of vanilla and mint extract
  • Walnuts: chopped or ground
  • 1/4 cup Semisweet Chocolate Chips or to taste

Mix both extracts into the milk, pour milk over oatmeal in saucepan. Set heat to medium and heat through. Add sugar and walnuts, lower heat to medium low. Once the oatmeal has thickened stir in the chocolate chips. I decided to save them for last just so I could get a good mix of milk chocolate oatmeal, and have some semi melted chocolate chip pieces to savor in an otherwise already decadent bowl of gruel. This will definitely give you the energy to finish building up an email server, or anything else you fucking need to do.

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Yutram
Yutram
Melon Seed
June 15, 2020 6:48 pm

Next time, we’re making some Crêpes-FUCKIN’-Suzette!!  :rick: