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They were at my mercy.

Yesterday morning before retiring to my bed to slumber I had some interesting phone calls that were left on the answering machine. Apparently I was supposed to start my cashier training yesterday, on my day off… First the trainer called wondering why I wasn’t at work, then my boss who …

The Overlord is on the warpath again.

I was approached yesterday afternoon by my boss. According to her I will be trained to be a backup cashier, which I have written in the past about declining… constantly. My opinion hasn’t changed on the matter, in fact it’s been getting worse. They’ve been cutting people back even further …

These in game items will cost you your first born child… and second.

Hmmmm, next time I want to buy hats in TF2 I might just have to pop out some babies and sell them on the Chinese market. A young unmarried couple in China are accused selling not one, but two of their children to human traffickers. The money they got was …

What a day…

My attempt to sleep last night was met with failure due to some aches and pains. I only managed to sleep between moments when the painkillers did their dirty work. So for my first day back I was already exhausted. Then afternoon hits and while I’m on my first break …

Kitten Rescue

Someone abandoned a kitten in our parkinglot at work today. We got him to the shelter at least. Damn can people be cruel…

Unfortunately I don’t have a pic of the kitten, but he was really adorable. Could fit into one palm.

The United Racists and special snowflakes of America

We’ve been playing Mexican music at work every other song as part of a Mexican food promotion, and it’s interesting because it has annoyed certain people. To an extent it annoys me because a lot of the songs are the same with not much variety, but to one lady I …

Special Snowflakes in May

As planned there were a bunch of customers and hardly anyone around. I have to say I got the nice tourists tonight. After closing though I passed some guy who was complaining that he wanted to go inside to buy batteries after we’ve already been closed and claimed that it …

Wow, talk about a sore loser.

Have you ever been so pissed off at losing a multiplayer game that you call in a SWAT team? You should probably have your computer/console taken away… Long Island police dispatched helicopters, emergency vehicles and an army of cops to a home where someone called in a bloody rampage on …

Birth Control: It’s for ladies who can’t control their vajayjays

Do you suffer from wandering vagina syndrome? No? Well, apparently some people think it’s for women who can’t control their labido. “I think it’s time Republicans no longer accept listening to the Democrats talk about a ‘war on women,’” Huckabee said during a speech at the Republican National Committee’s winter …

Slept in on Black Friday

I slept off a good turkey coma. Woke up today with feeling happy that I didn’t have to endure this kind of shiz: That was all to be expected. He got kicked out because he wasn’t buying anything or attacking anyone! I like how the cops didn’t do anything either. …

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