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The stuff tumors are made of

The stuff tumors are made of

I went out for a walk earlier today (wanted ingredients for some salsa) and I heard one of the neighbors across the street say this to someone: “I’ll have you know that I still own those shorts and…” then my brain shut off immediately to protect itself from a tumor. What the fuck kind of a statement is that to make?

Maybe this can be a game in it’s own right. What would you finish that statement with?

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Melon Seed
June 4, 2016 9:08 pm

… and therefore I still own this booty!

… and so I am at war with the pants!

… and I haven’t washed them in 3 years!

… and so you’re not allowed inside them!

… and I forgot what I was getting at here..

I could go on, but I’m tired.

Yutram
Yutram
Melon Seed
June 4, 2016 9:08 pm

… and therefore I still own this booty!

… and so I am at war with the pants!

… and I haven’t washed them in 3 years!

… and so you’re not allowed inside them!

… and I forgot what I was getting at here..

I could go on, but I’m tired.