Well, people like me who avoid social networks like the plague are screwed. Have a twitter account but your friends don’t participate because they have better things to do? Well, now you can email your tweets to your friends! Because you know, that’s completely different from actual email. right? because with actual email there is no 140 character limit. But with twitter emails there is! Better right?
Bro tips over Pro tips.
Awhile back I blogged about Valve’s new series CS:GO Pro tips for beginners. Which I’ve been following for my own personal information. But shit really hit the fan with the latest installment of it because ZOMG a girl is giving MEN (and women who play CS:GO… but who cares about them.) tips on how to kill people.
As usual there are some real negative comments. Allow me to do some nutpicking.
You guys worship a man who gives tips.
But when its a woman, you guys turn into instant literal faggots.
These tips aren’t for pros. They’re for beginners.
Jesus Christ you people are idiots.
Normally I’d tell them to not insult the gay people. But seeing as the average male gamer tends to only want to play with other dudes… yeah.
WTF why is a girl giving me tips on how to play a video game?
Because Valve asked her to?
CS:GO Hello Kitty Edition!
lol, that’s actually a mod I wouldn’t mind seeing.
i love how she moves so carefuly and after a wile i see thats she is the only one in the server…
I know right? Just like the ones DONE BY GUYS.
Guys, shut up and go make her a sammich
WIN!
I will say though that compared to other things I’ve seen recently at least there has been some equality within the comments. As opposed to that one documentary that had mostly hate comments.
What I’ve been up to lately.
Had the last few days off. Been starving off some cabin fever with lots of chai, regular tea and gaming. One of the things I did yesterday was fix the Garrysmod server. It’s been segfaulting under fedora for the last few weeks, but Update 13 managed to fix it. Sadly Sourcemod and Metamod don’t work with it at this time though, not that it’s a big deal or anything. I can still rcon my way in if need be.
Also did some more fiddling around with my Team Fortress 2 server. If you’ve been following some of my screenshots on Steam you’ll know I’ve been having fun with that. I decided to play with some cvars yesterday. Now anyone can open up a menu and choose whatever size they desire.
Also I did the tedious task of cleaning my bedding, then painted my nails with a nice baby blue and sparkles.
And as I’m writing this a new CS:GO update was just pushed. Looks like I have another thing to mess with. Better get some tea and get at it.
Time Magazine Publishes top 100 games of all time.
Even Myst is on there! Sadly no Portal 2 or TF2. 🙁
Some Half Life Deathmatch Randomness
It was just taking up space on my Hard Drive. So I decided to put it on YouTube.
I’m glad I order games online.
Last night after the store closed at 10:00pm I saw a bunch of people gathering outside the front of the store waiting for it to reopen at midnight so that they can lay their hands upon the awesomeness that is Call Of Duty Black Cocks 2. Sadly to those who stood in line to get the PC version (all over the country) they got screwed. Why? Black Ops 2 is a 2 disc install. The 2nd disc is Mass Effect 2. FARKING OOPS!
Here is a video.
Of course it probably would have been easier just to buy it online. 😛
McAfee kills more than just viruses.
Yes, THAT McAfee, the creator of McAfee Antivirus. Apparently he’s on the run.
Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is on the run from murder charges, Belize police say. According to Marco Vidal, head of the national police force’s Gang Suppression Unit, McAfee is a prime suspect in the murder of American expatriate Gregory Faull, who was gunned down Saturday night at his home in San Pedro Town on the island of Ambergris Caye.
And if that wasn’t enough, further into the article it gets downright weird. He’s been taking some substance called MDPV:
MDPV, which was recently banned in the US but remains legal in Belize, belongs to a class of drugs called cathinones, a natural source of which is the East African plant khat. Users report that it is a powerfully mind-altering substance. In the comments section to my last Gizmodo piece, reader fiveseven15 writes: “mdpv is serious shit. would explain his paranoia and erraticness. i’ve been thru that. i played with mdpv for about two weeks, then started seeing shadow people in the corner of my eye, and what amphetamine heads call ‘tree-cops’… its essentially really, REALLY f-ed up meth.”
You take it by shoving it up your ass. :O McAfee, not your antidrug!