The Mind Of OverlordTomala

Ruining It For Everyone Else Since 2004
The Mind Of OverlordTomala

A must read taken from a forum I frequent.

A Must Read

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
– Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
– Why the early bird gets the worm;
– Life isn’t always fair;
– and maybe it was my fault..

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their 20 victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault..

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discreti! on, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I’m A Victim

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Open Thread

So I was asked today if I was a morning person yet. I told them no. They were still surprised… It’s been over a month of waking up at the crack of dawn and I still can’t seem to adjust to it. So far there has been no end in sight either. What started out as someone quitting then someone taking a few days off THEN someone else taking a vacation then transferring to another position to have other people fall back on each other then another vacation then now hearing another person getting another position… Jesus fuck it hurts my brain just thinking about it.

Sunday Night Open Thread

I spent today working on my next review. I’m almost done with it, I just need a few more media related things. I have a few video projects in the pipeline, so as long as things go according to my new plans then SNews won’t be too blank from lack of publishing.

I’ll probably plug at it a bit more before I hit the rack for tonight. All early workdays this week.

As an aside I watched the latest Bleach last night. Oh god… That was the gayest most girly fight scene I’ve ever seen ever in the history of ever. I think the female characters on that show could fight manlier, including Orihime! Today I watched some of the Japanese dub of it and it’s still funny, but not as funny as what the American voice actors did. Somehow they made it even more gay.

Fun on steam chat.

So this fuckwit I banned from my L4D2 server was in one of the steam chatrooms tonight and remembered the epic beating I gave him for stealing all the health packs. I needed to take out my agressions on something today, so here’s a fun chatlog of all the best moments we shared!

 

6:46 PM – Davie: Tomala
6:46 PM – Davie: You fucking SUCK
6:46 PM – Tomala: Yes but you have to pay first
6:46 PM – Davie: I dont do men
6:46 PM – Davie: with money
6:47 PM – Davie: i’d try and get it free
6:47 PM – Tomala: I do…
6:47 PM – Davie: Shut up whore
6:47 PM – Davie: no one cares
6:47 PM – Davie: tomala
6:47 PM – Davie: Remember when i stole your medpacks and you and your friend raged like babies
6:47 PM – Tomala: Oh, it’s you…
6:48 PM – Tomala: How have you been?
6:48 PM – Davie: because you’re mad at the game
6:48 PM – Purple Lemon: Its been a loooooong time.
6:48 PM – Davie: Then you blocked me
6:48 PM – Davie: because i stole medpacks
6:48 PM – Davie: and tried to burn me
6:48 PM – Tomala: Yeah, that was fun :3
6:48 PM – Davie: because you couldnt handle the fact that i stole your medpacks
6:48 PM – Davie: it was fun
6:48 PM – Tomala: Actually because it was because you played like a total dickhole. But nevertheless…
6:48 PM – Davie: I told you im not good at the game
6:48 PM – Tomala: But you were cheap entertainment.
6:49 PM – Davie: but you’re being a fag
6:49 PM – Tomala: Right, which is why you decided to use all the medpacks. Because you fail that much
6:49 PM – Davie: you’ve played the game maybe 20 times over
6:49 PM – Davie: I needed health
6:49 PM – Davie: it was the only option
6:50 PM – Tomala: No, I was going easy because the person i was playing with was out of practice. Then you came in being a total fuckwit
6:50 PM – Tomala: Wastin’ the healz
6:50 PM – Davie: Practice for l4D?
6:50 PM – Davie: Lololol
6:50 PM – Davie: You serious bro
6:50 PM – Tomala: No, not really
6:50 PM – Tomala: I’m rarely ever serious
6:50 PM – Davie: You are serious bro
6:50 PM – Tomala: Unles it’s Serious Sam
6:50 PM – Davie: Whyuso serious
6:51 PM – Davie: you seemed serious when you got mad
6:51 PM – Tomala: No, you were just an excuse.
6:51 PM – Tomala: A pathetic one at that…
6:51 PM – Davie: Lol
6:51 PM – Davie: bro
6:51 PM – Davie: dont say that
6:51 PM – Davie: you knew
6:51 PM – Davie: i was the best
6:51 PM – Davie: player you’ve seen
6:51 PM – Davie: i never died
6:51 PM – Tomala: Right… You were the best at getting banned from my server :3
6:51 PM – Davie: Because im l4D pro
6:51 PM – Tomala: I’ll admit it
6:52 PM – Davie: You’re server is a laggy junk of junkity junk junk
6:52 PM – Tomala: It’s not my fault you game on a c64
6:52 PM – Tomala: Way before your time apparently
6:52 PM – Davie: Is it a bra size
6:52 PM – Davie: Well maybe
6:53 PM – Tomala: Wow, you don’t remember my voice do you XD
6:53 PM – Davie: Ya i do, you sounded like a man
6:53 PM – Tomala: heheheheheh
6:57 PM – Davie: I hunt aliens
6:57 PM – Davie: Its better then playing games
6:57 PM – Davie: with people like tomala
6:57 PM – Davie: whos a fag
6:57 PM – Davie: that hates medpack stealing
6:57 PM – Davie: and rages
6:57 PM – Davie: all over the floor
6:58 PM – Tomala: How do you type so fast while fisting a goat with the other hand? I’m curious.
6:59 PM – Ant: who me ?
6:59 PM – Tomala: No XD
6:59 PM – Davie: I dont know tomala please explain how you do it
6:59 PM – Tomala: Sorry, not my special
6:59 PM – Davie: while it seems like it
6:59 PM – Davie: i’d hit that goat after
6:59 PM – Davie: with a fist
7:00 PM – Tomala: Yeah, that’s what I’m asking XD
7:00 PM – Davie: after you’re done
7:00 PM – Davie: please finish
7:00 PM – Davie: i want it on your face
7:00 PM – Tomala: Nah, not everyone is into goats like you are
7:00 PM – Davie: Well i like goats in a sexual way. only because of their eyes
7:01 PM – Tomala: At least you’re honest mate
7:01 PM – Davie: walk up in the flower field
7:01 PM – Davie: and kiss it
7:01 PM – Davie: they have nice eyes
7:02 PM – Davie: Tomala
7:02 PM – Davie: its 10:00
7:02 PM – Davie: i
7:02 PM – Davie: i
7:02 PM – Davie: ii
7:02 PM – Davie: iii
7:02 PM – Davie: iiii
7:02 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:02 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiii
7:03 PM – Tomala: So you’re up passed your bedtime. Why should I care?
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: FUCK
7:03 PM – Davie: OFF
7:03 PM – Davie: TOMALA
7:03 PM – Davie: You ruined it
7:03 PM – Davie: you fucking idiot
7:03 PM – Davie: come on
7:03 PM – Davie: fuckers
7:03 PM – Davie: i
7:03 PM – Davie: ii
7:03 PM – Davie: iii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiii
7:03 PM – Tomala: Nah it was ruined. Right when you opened your mouth and brown fumes permiated the air
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: Woah
7:03 PM – Davie: you fuck
7:03 PM – Davie: why
7:03 PM – Davie: would you do that
7:03 PM – Davie: you fucking fucker
7:03 PM – Davie: with that fucking hat
7:03 PM – Davie: you fuck
7:03 PM – Davie: ii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiii
7:03 PM – Tomala: because you touch yourself at night. And mommy doesn’t approve
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iii
7:03 PM – Davie: WOW
7:03 PM – Davie: YOU FUCK
7:03 PM – Davie: WHY
7:03 PM – Davie: WHYY
7:04 PM – Davie: YOUR FUCKING SHIT UP
7:04 PM – Davie: WITH YOUR RAGE
7:04 PM – Davie: FUCUUCUUK
7:04 PM – Tomala: Cool :3
7:04 PM – Davie: ii
7:04 PM – Davie: iii
7:04 PM – Davie: ii
7:04 PM – Davie: iii
7:04 PM – Davie: iiii
7:04 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:04 PM – Tomala: Twatwaffles
7:04 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:04 PM – Davie: iiii
7:04 PM – Davie: FUCKo
7:04 PM – Davie: fo
7:04 PM – Tomala: lololol… You’re fun. One push and you spin for months
7:05 PM – Davie: least i dont sound like a guy tomala
7:05 PM – Davie: with a coutnry accent
7:05 PM – Davie: sheep herder
7:05 PM – Davie: ii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Tomala: So you have a vagina then?
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Tomala: Pics or it didn’t happen.
7:05 PM – Davie: whats that
7:05 PM – Davie: i’m an alien i have hair
7:05 PM – Davie: to fuck with
7:06 PM – Davie: fuck off penis licker
7:06 PM – Davie: iiii
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:06 PM – Crazy: Davie
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiiiii
7:06 PM – Davie: woah
7:06 PM – Davie: fuck
7:06 PM – Davie: off
7:06 PM – Davie: i
7:06 PM – Davie: ii
7:06 PM – Davie: iii
7:06 PM – Crazy: You have OCD?
7:06 PM – Davie: iiii
7:06 PM – Tomala: Hey don’t involve my private business in this chat :O
7:06 PM – Davie: WOAH
7:06 PM – Davie: FUck off
7:06 PM – Tomala: Maybe I like dicks…
7:06 PM – Davie: In your ass
7:06 PM – Davie: ii
7:06 PM – Davie: iiii
7:06 PM – Tomala: Yeah, that’s where they go sometimes…
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiiiii
7:06 PM – Davie: Only when you look as bad as you do
7:06 PM – Davie: ii
7:06 PM – Davie: iii
7:06 PM – Crazy: DAVIE
7:06 PM – Davie: iiii
7:07 PM – Tomala: Right, you know exactly what I look like. :3
7:07 PM – Davie: .o
7:07 PM – Crazy: i
7:07 PM – Crazy: ii
7:07 PM – Davie: …..
7:07 PM – Crazy: iii
7:07 PM – Davie: …
7:07 PM – Crazy: iiii
7:07 PM – Davie: ….
7:07 PM – Crazy: iiiii
7:07 PM – Crazy: iiiiii
7:07 PM – Davie: …..
7:07 PM – Crazy: iiiiiii
7:07 PM – Davie: …….
7:07 PM – Crazy: iiiiiiii
7:07 PM – Davie: …………..
7:07 PM – Davie: ………………..
7:07 PM – Davie: …………………….
7:07 PM – Crazy: THE BRO
7:07 PM – Davie: ……………………..
7:07 PM – Davie: ……………………………
7:07 PM – Crazy: DAVIE
7:07 PM – Davie: ……………………………….
7:07 PM – Davie: ……………………………..
7:07 PM – Davie: …………………………………….
7:07 PM – Tomala: You know instead of using multiple i’s you could just tell us how many cattle you’ve blown.
7:07 PM – Tomala: A rough estimate isn’t too hard to ask for
7:07 PM – Crazy: i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i
7:07 PM – Davie: sorry i dont live on a farm like you
7:07 PM – Davie: i dont have cattle
7:08 PM – Davie: near sheep
7:08 PM – Davie: nor
7:08 PM – Davie: nor horses
7:08 PM – Davie: nor ponies
7:08 PM – Davie: nor any animal
7:08 PM – Tomala: That’s because the farmers stopped trusting you a long time ago
7:08 PM – Davie: because i lock them in my shed because i hate feeding and cleaning after my stroked mother
kalu-stal left chat.
7:09 PM – cccpirategirl: i live on a farm!
7:09 PM – Davie: Shut up
Weezer entered chat.
7:09 PM – Davie: i hit women
7:09 PM – Davie: and kids
7:09 PM – Davie: with my hands
7:09 PM – Tomala: Cool. I’m hanging a baby out the window
7:09 PM – Tomala: Nude
7:09 PM – Davie: can i watch
7:09 PM – Weezer: Hey lads.
7:09 PM – Tomala: After pouring sacrifical blood all over it
7:09 PM – Davie: you drop it on the pavment
7:09 PM – Davie: i’d love to see its brains
7:09 PM – Davie: all over the floor
7:10 PM – Tomala: In taht case all you need to do is look down
7:10 PM – Davie: i once watched someone eat monkey brains
7:10 PM – Davie: it was AWESOME
7:10 PM – Davie: how do i look down
7:10 PM – Davie: im a dog
7:10 PM – Crazy: DAVIE
7:10 PM – Davie: what
7:10 PM – Tomala: No, a dog has more brains than you, and it’s more useful…
7:10 PM – Davie: Like?
7:10 PM – Davie: give me a situation
7:10 PM – cccpirategirl: i luff davie
7:11 PM – Davie: I’m a famous youtuber
7:11 PM – Tomala: Ok, you and a gaybar.
7:11 PM – Weezer: Famous youtuber.
7:11 PM – Davie: www.youtube.com/rebeccablack
7:11 PM – Weezer: Tell us moar.
7:11 PM – Davie: thats my channel
7:11 PM – Tomala: I believe it
7:11 PM – Davie: thanks
7:11 PM – Davie: i like music
7:11 PM – Davie: ya
7:11 PM – Davie: i know
7:11 PM – Davie: sweety go back to the van
7:11 PM – Davie: before i hit you
7:12 PM – Crazy: MY LITTLE PONY
7:12 PM – Davie: i dont get it
7:12 PM – Davie: will you stop breathing on the mic
7:13 PM – Davie: or whistling
7:13 PM – The Duster: any1 want to join my new group, Noob Inc.?
7:13 PM – Davie: thank you fag
7:13 PM – Davie: No
7:13 PM – Davie: Fuck off
7:13 PM – cccpirategirl: DAVIE
7:13 PM – Davie: ya
7:13 PM – cccpirategirl: shush 🙂
7:13 PM – Crazy: Are you a nice person?
7:13 PM – Davie: dont make me smack you
7:13 PM – cccpirategirl: 🙁
7:13 PM – Davie: its okay i wont hurt you
7:14 PM – Davie: unless im drunk
7:14 PM – The Duster: wispers to ccpirategirl sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
7:14 PM – Davie: wheres my case of coors light
7:14 PM – Davie: shut up
7:14 PM – Davie: fag
7:14 PM – Weezer: Light.
7:14 PM – Davie: dont talk to my wife like that
7:14 PM – Davie: I’ll
7:14 PM – $h0oT3r-M4N: Lol guys wtf?
7:14 PM – Davie: kill you
7:14 PM – Davie: with a hatchet
7:14 PM – Davie: you know
7:14 PM – cccpirategirl: aw!
7:14 PM – Tomala: His parents don’t know where he is
7:14 PM – Davie: like the brady bunch killed jason
7:14 PM – Weezer: Big case of ADHD. Nevermind, Shooterman.
7:14 PM – The Duster: im inviting any1 who wants to join my new group, Noob Inc.
7:14 PM – Davie: No one cares
7:14 PM – $h0oT3r-M4N: 😛
7:14 PM – Davie: stop spamming
7:15 PM – Davie: SHUT UP
7:15 PM – Davie: KID
7:15 PM – Davie: DoNT TALK ON THE MIC
7:15 PM – Crazy: HI
7:15 PM – Crazy: DAVIE
7:15 PM – The Fortuned Rookie: HI
7:15 PM – Tomala: You’re the only one on mic dude…
7:15 PM – Davie: DoNT TALK ON THE MIC
7:15 PM – Tomala: Eyes, fucking use them.
7:15 PM – Davie: Duster im gonna punch you cause you’re a kid
7:15 PM – Davie: Actually
7:16 PM – Davie: i’m 11
7:16 PM – The Fortuned Rookie: really
7:16 PM – Davie: i’m good
7:16 PM – Davie: shut up duster
7:16 PM – Crazy: DAVIE
7:16 PM – Davie: fag
7:16 PM – Tomala: He’s just up passed his bedtime is all
7:16 PM – The Duster: im 12
7:16 PM – Crazy: you we’re 12 once
7:16 PM – The Duster: weeeeeeeeeeeee
7:16 PM – The Fortuned Rookie: i know where u live
7:16 PM – Tomala: Mommy will come in soon to tuck him in
7:16 PM – cccpirategirl: we were all 12 once
7:16 PM – The Duster: im 12 right now
7:16 PM – cccpirategirl: apart from the 11 year olds
7:16 PM – The Duster: lol
7:16 PM – Davie: i live at 251 merlin cres
7:16 PM – Davie: london
7:16 PM – Davie: ontario
7:17 PM – Davie: shut up duster
7:17 PM – Davie: i hear your mom
7:17 PM – Davie: calling
7:17 PM – Crazy: Are you happy?
7:17 PM – Davie: in the background
7:17 PM – Weezer: So what? If you don’t act completly stupid like a fella called davie you are allright.
7:17 PM – Davie: ya
7:17 PM – Davie: i dont live ina ahouse
7:17 PM – Davie: you idiot
7:17 PM – cccpirategirl: i thought you lived in london!
7:17 PM – Davie: london ontario
7:17 PM – Davie: canda
7:17 PM – Kaiwea-№: I AM AN ATENTION WHORE
7:17 PM – Kaiwea-№: LOOK AT ME
7:17 PM – The Fortuned Rookie: haha lol
7:17 PM – Davie: shut up
7:17 PM – Kaiwea-№: I HAVE THE BEST THING TO SAY
7:17 PM – The Duster: it sounds like im on the USS Enterprise inside cvoicechat
7:17 PM – Crazy: I’M MORE OF AN ATTENTION WHORE
7:17 PM – Crazy: SPAM
7:17 PM – Crazy: D
7:17 PM – Crazy: 😀
7:17 PM – Crazy: 😀
7:17 PM – Crazy: 😀

And then he quit like a little bitch XD