The Mind Of OverlordTomala

>Open Thread

A shorter day in hell. But I’m feeling the long work week on my feet. I ended up taking a nice long soak in the tub tonight. Refreshing myself with some tea now. Green tea with cherries and other berries. Real good stuff. It’s helping me recover from the last two nights of tequila sunrises.

On another note my new SD card adapter arrived. Problem is I didn’t know that it was for an EVEN SMALLER SD card… I mean small enough to be a sliver. Good god I can’t believe how fucking small it is.

>How to handle a “hacker”

Saturday, November 06, 2010
1:31 AM – Clara: Hi my name’s clara i need real man for join my group www.steampowered.c0m.co and … <3<3<3
1:32 AM – Tomala: Sorry. I don’t have a penis.
1:33 AM – Clara: Okay but join my group
1:33 AM – Tomala: Wow you fail… You don’t even have the proper page source for the website.
1:34 AM – Tomala: How about while I’m at it I give you my name, password and underwear size?
1:34 AM – Clara: yes
1:35 AM – Tomala: Ok, name is Youreavirgin. Password is getajob
1:35 AM – Clara: ahahah
1:35 AM – Tomala: Now please excuse me while I report you…

And then they went offline.

>A wet dream

I was in a small boat floating on the river when all of a sudden this giant tsunami appeared above my head. I breathed in and prepared to be submerged. I was so far below the surface that I didn’t even bother to try and survive. Next thing I knew I was out of the water and at my grandmothers old house not too long after she died. It was the day we moved everything out of the house. For some reason there was this one table in one of her guest rooms with pills on it.

Wait, you clicked on this because you thought the title meant something else? ewwwww.