The Mind Of OverlordTomala

>Please pass this message along.

It appears Wutt Evah has made both of his blogs private. Since he has done so. I will post his exact message here in this entry.

Wutt:

Dork Vader: “Come over to the Dork side, and we can rule Uru together”
HaXx Slackwalker: “No I will never be like you”
Dork Vader: “HaXx! I Am Your Father!”
HaXx Slackwalker: “No, it’s not true! It can’t be!”
Dork Vader: “Yes, search your Open source. You know it’s true.”
HaXx: “NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

Overlords, Guild of Guilds, Loud Farters, Oh My!
They never apologise. They can do no wrong. And will stab their own in the back just to save face.
Uru, the game that never dies! Open sourced to a bunch of morons who wannabe game developers. Take the Wonders of Myst to an all time low. Yes, a band of rag tag half wit HaXxors who couldn’t hack out of a wet dream. Claiming community is number one, while paranoia runs ramped amongst the masses.
Secret Servers, and hidden forum areas to give them a sense of importance they otherwise couldn’t have in the real world. All the while sitting on their laurels allowing others to do the work for them.
I’m proud to say I am no longer amongst the ranks of these sycophants. Who feign superiority whilst relying on the imagination of others to bring them through. Their half assed measures often lead to unfinished projects and good intentions that amount to nothing. And I’ll be damned if I’m gonna spend my last days on earth wasting time on such unoriginal people.
Good Bye, and good riddance.
And that’s the rest of the story!

And now that I have gotten that out of the way, I have a response. If anyone would happen to talk to him please relay the following message. He will understand what I mean.

Remember when I told you about that certain person being invited into our group by his two friends? The person you made a really big deal about? The last time I spoke to his two friends was the night they requested that he join us. They never came back since then and I never heard from you know who. Did you know that if I didn’t warn you about it you’d probably still be talking to us? In a way I regret telling you about it, but in another way this lets me know what kind of friend you really are.

>In other news…

A new blog sprouted out of nowhere. It is called “You are Uru and yer stupid”

Since Wutt didn’t enable comments on his blog, I offer my blog as his answering machine to his current post. So if anyone has any comments for Wutt/D’neile/Admiral Vega. Feel free to respond. I’m sure he still reads here.

No one is really upset about it. If anything we’re worried about him. He has health issues and his latest behavior has been rather erratic.

>And we have a Co Author!

I’ve really been slacking with the blog. But tonight I come to my descision for Co Author of the week. The community wants it. So I’m going to give it to them!!!!

San_San!!!!

It has been super depressing trying to blog. What happened to the loyal fanbase that stayed and stayed waiting for Uru? You’d think with Open Sourced Uru coming people would be holding tight. But noooooooo.

>Readings

Some places give palm readings, tea leaf readings, tarot card readings and much more. I have a different service to offer to everyone!

I can give you the following for free:

Spaghetti readings

Cheerio bowl readings

Alphabet soup readings

Animal cracker readings

And if you would like I am selling tin foil hats. Act now and you’ll get a free pet rock absolutely free!

Come in today and you might be lucky enough to spot me with my tinfoil hat on with a bowl of sacred cheerios in my next attempt to channel the Cyantology frequency…

>Be careful out there.

I have a complaint. I bought some tangerine orange zinger tea the other day and went to try it. The teabag I had was defective. I knew this because when the tea brewed, it came out in a pinkish rose color. So I made another batch, and it wasn’t orange either! After 5 more tries… I came to the conclusion that the entire box was defective.

So I went and bought another box and tried again. SAME THING.

Word to the wise. I think someone sabotaged the tangerine orange tea supply.

>DorK Diaries, Chapter 2: Goatpocalypse Now!

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Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Chapter 2 of the DorK diaries. In the last chapter there was much verbal masturbation and a slight chance of resolving a war which was then shoved underwater to die a premature death. Now that all bets are off, it’s time to take off the kiddie gloves and have some fun.

And before I create this, I need to quote the last thing that was said in The DorK Diaries 2009 thread.

DannY wrote:

P.S. And to the wicked witch of this blog, I insist you cease calling him DorK. His name is DarK! DarK, dammit! As dark as the inside of his… well, shall we just say the boy is aptly named.

I still say it was a spelling error on his behalf that lead to his name being “DarK” instead of DorK.

I’ll make you a deal, when he stops being a DorK we’ll talk it over…