Windows 8 killed my dog..

I seen Windows 8 with my own eyes, it looked like arse, hid all my stuff, took my car keys then used it to tear up my lawn. killed my dog and ate a baby right n front of my very eyes.

and this was before it got to the so called thing it has as an “interface” now :/

Now that was worse! ugly blocks taking up most of the space, no desktop, and when u do find the desktop, or whats left of its still suffering carcass u find its been stripped also of its manhood..

sorry but windows cant get its startmenu up anymore, its been eaten by Harpies.

So back to its supposed default interface (hell no it sucks!), I think they call it “mosaic” or “random strewn beermats by a pisshead” or “here because we think your stupid we did this”, it has a tiled wall of thing that are no longer icons. each one screaming out for its life to be ended, and one or two telling u to worship Satan (its true).

also here is a report from the BBC about what Gabe out of Steam strip clubs says about it.

All in all its safe to say I fucking hate Win8 and hope it dies a painful death more than Vista did.

And no doubt im gonna be fixing peoples PC’s to put them back to win7 when they find out the hard way :S