Special credit goes to FreddyD of the slackers forums for writing this up in our thread about George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina. He wrote a parody, to the tune of “When I’m 64” by The Beatles.
Write me some hate mail
Tweet me some bile
Saying “Hey fuck you”
Make me feel like I’m shitting shattered glass
Pull some bad words out of your ass
Scold me as slutty
Won’t you revile
Make me beg for more
Will you still hate me, will you berate me
When I’m Tierney’s WhoreEvery summer we will celebrate
The night you poked me with a fork
In the eye
We shall see a shriiiiinnnk…
Won’t you tell me just once more
That your shit don’t stinkSlice up my buttocks
Carve up my thighs
Make me scream and bleed
Turn me into piles of tender twitchy puss
Yes I’ll even lick up the muss
Jab some electrodes
Turn up the volts
Do what I deplore
Will you still hate me, will you berate me
When I’m Tierney’s Whore