BIC’s new trick! Ballpoint pens for da ladies. No strings attached!

Ladies, are you tired of being oppressed your current writing stencils? Well silence all the bitching! For there is a product for us all.  ‘BIC for Her’ Ballpoint Pens

The “reviews” for this have been hilarious. But for me this one takes the cake.

I feel I must complain in the strongest terms about the sexism of this item. Where are the “For Him” pens? How can I embrace my masculinity, when there is no pen for me? Am I destined to just watch all of the women around me falling into a sparkly dream of ponies, crochet and butterflies, while I pace angrily here, unable to access the manly world of construction vehicles, barbeques, motor racing and science? I can barely adjust my crotch, I am so angry.

Make pens For Him. Strong pens. Manly pens. Pens that dress on the right. Pens with good grips for masculine hands. MANPENS!

Well, there’s always penisland.net 🙂

I do hope they have some in the future that come with a string attached. I always like pulling them out as fast as possible. That and I’m always losing mine.