>About me

You might ask yourself, “My great Overlord, why? Why do you express things the way you do?”

Well, like a lot of other dictators, there is one persons opinion that I value above all others. Mine. And community, I have a lot of opinions, I have overwhelmed my ability to document myself, so much that I use all the forums I take over as my personal file cabinet. I thought having my own minions of the “Slacker Army” would well… Cut some slack. But here’s a little secret. When the post’s are submitted, I’m still typing and talking. And right now all that opinion is going to waste. Well no MORE (sorry couldn’t resist). It’s time to impregnate this community with my mind.

I’m not afraid to come out and say something. This blog is my truth and my truth alone. I deliver my truth hot and hard. Fast and furious. So either accept my way of thinking or get the hell out of the way, because somebody might get hurt and it sure as hell ain’t gonna be me (it’s gonna be you).

Think you can handle it?

Pink Gerbils are the 12th sign of the apocalypse.

BAM! That’s me off the cuff. Blunt and to the point. No editing (unless it’s someone disagreeing with my thinking pattern), I think it, and I say it, sometimes I skip the first step and just say it. In the end I always win.

Bean bag chairs are jealous of potato sacks because they are easier to eat.

See? I’m a loose canon when I wanna be. I tell it like it is. Get used to it or change to another webpage (don’t change to another webpage). Because this blog is for Uru’s Heroes. And who are the Heroes? The people who read this blog.

Just because I haven’t put a lot of thought into this blog, doesn’t mean you don’t have to put much thought into my blog either. I want you to read my entries carefully. Savor my ideas. Memorize pertinent passages. Eat with it, sleep with it, go to the bathroom with it, let nature take it’s course.

Because what I have dictated is nothing less than a Constitution for the Tomalaladingdong Nation. And, like quite a few of my fellow MOUL board posters, I hold my truths to be self evident, which is why I do absolutely no research behind what I post anywhere.

I don’t need to. The only research I need everyday is a long hard look in the mirror. For this blog is my story, and as such, it’s an Uruite’s story.

I read this quote recently.

“I celebrate myself, and sing with myself,
And what I assume, you shall assume.”

And who was that “I” in the quote? It’s me.

Bottom line: Read this blog. Be me.

I am Uru and so can you!