This is just too funny.

I seriously have no words for this. It writes itself.

Earlier this week a Target shopper sparked a controversy on Twitter after discovering that the same gray dress was listed as “Manatee Gray” in the plus-size version and simply “Heather Gray” in the “Missy” category. The company is now scrambling to apologize for the snafu, saying it uses the manatee color name all over the site. That makes us wonder — what other totally inappropriate and/or wacky color names are floating around out there?

Manatee gray. Because that’s what it looks like when these ladies put it on.

Actually they should be flattered. They say the story of mermaids originally came from manatees. So actually the dress is complimenting them!