This brings “Red Ring Of Death” a new meaning.
A Lauderhill man told a bizarre tale of needing to find a victim who had a Taurus zodiac sign when he described the fatal Easter Sunday stabbing of his live-in girlfriend to police, authorities said Monday.
A broken and bloody Xbox 360 gaming system was found near her body, along with three knives, police said.
I share the same zodiac sign, and now I know to avoid contards like the plague. 
I might need to go into hiding.