So apparently there were a couple explosions and the president died. The news was so big that the stock market plummeted like so:
At that moment in New York City a wild party was thrown with all kinds of balloons, confetti and noisemakers and the shouting of Hip Hip Hooray at Fox News HQ. Then when it was discovered that it was actually a hacked twitter account a bunch of loud sobbing took place. Billo and Hannity hugged each other whilst drowning their sorrows and consoling one another. Meanwhile, Karl Rove kept jumping up and down yelling “No it really did happen!!!!!!111111oneoneoneoneeleveneleveneleven”.
Can I get a job at the tabloids now?