I’ll be looking forward to one more helltastic day of dealing with asshats, but this time I’ll be getting paid closer to what I’m worth for the day since it’s a holiday. Oh wait… Geriatric Tuesday is the next day. Yep, I’m gonna have to get drunk Tuesday night.
On another note I was minding my own business at lunch time this afternoon, listening to some bible thumpers spreading the word of god to each other. There’s this one dude that talks to one of my former co-workers (who works in another section of the store) who always seems to fall into a bad crowd. He’s always around religious retards and conspiracy theorists (although I’m beginning to question if that’s the grand majority of the local populace) who put crazy thoughts into his head (such as chemtrails, or the fact that Jesus had a pet Stegosaurus and rode around on a T-Rex). Today I overheard one guy describing to him what he should be looking for in a woman, she has to be “obedient and well adjusted, and should never question the work of the lord because most women do”. I had an image of a woman running on all fours running up to her companion panting and barking… lol man’s best friend.
So, by those standards I guess I fall into the demonic category. Which, of course we already knew.