>flopples

(yesterday)
And without warning my shoes are gone.
I have raisin to believe it was Bod’s doing, yet i have no proof to this as of yet. I shall keep an eye on the shoe rack in case of further happenings..

(12 hours later)
I only have myself to blame.. I was a fool to think i could remain awake staring at the same spot for hours. My shoes have returned while I was asleep, and they are filled with something, I cant even bring myself to describe.

(3 hours later)
This will have to do. I do not have much else to use, but a trap has been effected by the use of Ecchi Pictures that even Bod cannot escape from.
If he is indeed to blame for my shoes this will prove it by trapping him on the way to the brand new Dutch clogs that not even he can resist their woody allure.

(2 days later..)
Boobies :3