Went through my really stupid shit feed and came across this golden nugget on teh interwebz:
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1990632
For realzies. Whether I’m playing scavenge or versus or campaign, the JP players just don’t want to play. They are content with just setting up a tent at the chapter spawn and just chilling. It’s ♥♥♥♥ing annoying as ♥♥♥♥. I haven’t gotten into a decent server since I got this game. It’s ♥♥♥♥ like this that makes me regret moving here.
The funny part is that I actually like chill people over the anal retentive twats that like to play the game one way and one way only. I mean come on, I play the game the way it was intended AND otherwise. Seriously, you might as well play it on a console if you’re going to be close minded.