Ahoy, Meh Hearties!!!

Arrrrggghhh, have ye a nice day, or I’ll have to smash a bottle of rum over ye head!!!!

Zombie Asshats All Around!!!

Hoi meh hearties! Sorry to be away from the blog for a bit, but the pollen has really been bothering me in the last few days. I’ve taken enough decongestants for several people lately and while that does help, it has negative side effects as well.

It’s about midterm time now so I’ve had plenty of tests lately, so I’ve been spending most of my time studying and such.

In the meanwhile, the school appears to be taken over by Asshat Zombies! They are spreading their Asshattery to every corner and to every aspect of student life! Protecting myself from their stupidity has been a major undertaking as of late! Prepare yourselves from the upcoming onslaught of Zombie Asshats!!!! Get your Jarate Jars Ready Meh Hearties!

And in keeping with today’s theme, here are some of my favorite pond scum pictures:

SLAM Celebration!

Wow, I received some great news, my official invitation to my college’s literary magazine’s kickoff (SLAM)! Yays! I was so excited that I had some Avery Lane Cabernet Sauvignon with my toasted sandwich! I was so excited that I had some Stoli Shots! Then I had some more Stoli Shots! How many Stoli Shots can you get down? I had a total of 8 plus the vino! Oh mys!!!!

Have fun meh hearties!!!

Well, it’s been fun…

But now, it seems that my time as the Overlord’s co author is up. Thanks for putting up with me as long as you have. 😛

I suppose I owe you all one more image set before I go…

NOTE: The following images were so horrifying, that a mere link wasn’t enough to keep their contents from defiling the eyes of the casual blog reader. They have therefore been put into a safer format…

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The 2012 theorists are having a ball right now!

We’ve been having some nice weather here recently. The coming of spring has brought some nice sun and clear skies these past few days. However, before that it was a nightmare!

Three times between February and April, we have had awful storms. First, there was the time in early February where we had a nasty snow storm. There were high winds, tons of snow falling everywhere, and lightning! Who has ever heard of lightning during a snow storm? Well, apparently it’s a rare occurence… but apparently not.

The second storm we had in late February involved rain, snow, and lightning! That’s twice that we’ve had a weather pattern involving both snow and lightning at the same time (not to mention, snow and rain at the same time)!

The third has to be the strangest, though. It was snowing and sleeting outside, and once again, there was lightning. The winds were extremely violent during this storm, and at that point I thought, “Holy crap! The world must be ending!”

It doesn’t help that recently there was that HUGE tornado outbreak in the Southern United States. Couple that with the recent 8.9 earthquake and gigantic tsunami in Japan, and you realize, “Well, I think we’ve got a problem, don’t we?”

Do I believe in 2012? Of course not! The idea that the world will end merely due to an interplanetary alignment is so unlikely that it doesn’t even deserve the thought! I do believe, however, that humans are responsible for what’s going on, and not some higher power or some unexplainable phenomenon. Only further proof that humanity needs to get it’s act together.

So now, a few safety tips for the next time you want to play Twister!

Don’t try this at home…

Or this…

Time to rename planet Earth!

I had a discussion with a friend today and we are both in agreement that Earth isn’t an appropriate name for the planet we inhabit. All the other planets in our solar system were named after the Roman gods. Mind, we could call it Terra, but I can’t seem to find a Terra anywhere in the Roman pantheon. All the other planets had some sort of awe in their names attributed to the gods they were associated with: Mercury – the messenger of the gods, Venus – the goddess of love, Mars – the god of war, etc.

I believe it would be appropriate to rename Earth to planet Bacchus, in honor to the god of wine and fornication, two things you’ll find plenty of on Earth.

While we’re on the subject:

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