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Good Friday… who am I kidding?

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Alternate title: I thought “Game Fuzz” would be a more appropriate name.

“IT’S FRIIIIDAAAY, FRIIIIDAAAY!!” shot

So me and my friends decided to go shopping today at the Montreal Eaton’s Center. We figured we’d look around, given the surplus of movie and video game stores in the vicinity. We stopped by Game Buzz first, which has a variety of games and game memorabilia, such as t-shirts and plush toys. It also has a few assholes in it’s staff, which we regrettably encountered during our excursion today. Mind that because there were hundreds of games on the shelves, it’s impossible to keep track of them all at the same time. One of my friends sees a binder sitting on the glass counter-top, which he assumes to be a catalog for the store’s games and promptly grabs and begins to read; big mistake.

One of the employees from behind the counter struts over, rips the book from my friend’s hands and yells, “What the hell is the matter with you? Do you always go into people’s stores and read their stuff?”

My friend, slightly shocked by the sudden outburst replied, “Yes.” It was at that point that my friend was kicked out of the store. I obviously followed him out, because I wasn’t going to let my friend sit outside the store alone, and quite frankly that guy’s actions put me off of shopping at that outlet for the day. Upon retrospect, I find it quite amusing how that asshat made such a big deal about my friend reading the book, given that it was set there in the corner on the edge closest to (and practically facing) the customers. Meanwhile, said employee was standing around and being useless, hardly even paying attention to his apparently coveted book. Of course, we went to another Game Buzz and couldn’t see that white binder anywhere!

That guy touched a nerve today, but what can I say? If it’s not important and not in your control, forget about it. Of course, I’m not sure I plan on shopping at that particular outlet from now on, at least not until they get their dicks out of their asses. And speaking of…

A typical work day of the lowbrow Game Buzz employee…

A typical evening of the lowbrow Game Buzz employee…

On another note: I was forced to listen to Rebecca Black – Friday today. Whatisthisidon’teven…

“FRIIIIDAAAY, FRIIIIDAAAY!!”

It sounds like Grunty from Banjo-Kazooie if she was 15 years old…

Well, that concludes my Friday of failure. How was yours? Hope it was better than mine.

My apologies…

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I was so caught up with watching my animes last night that I completely forgot about uploading your daily dosage of yaoi. 🙁

But don’t worry, I’m here to make it up to you, with what I like to call “The Super Special Awesome Yaoi Double-Double!”

Oh! And about time, too! Now we’re getting into the good stuff.

Ohohohoho!

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Illegitimi non carborundum… admodum…

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NOTE: Long wall of text ahead! If you don’t like political ramblings or the like, it might be better to skip to the yaoi stuff here.

Slowly but surely, the separatist bastards are starting to grind me down. I mean honestly, the BLOC gets into office in Quebec, and suddenly people start acting as though it’s decided for sure that Quebec will become a country in itself. It doesn’t help my case, being an “esti anglais” living in Quebec, but then you’re force-fed crap by holier than thou extremists who probably never even heard of the term “xenophobia” before. It’s not a surprise, given that the English-speaking population isn’t the only target of their shitstorm of ineptitude, though definitely at it’s core. Yet they claim they need to preserve the French language and French culture. I’d like to know, what the hell is their culture anyways? They are so quick to criticize, yet I highly doubt even they know what French culture is!

There is only one reason the BLOC Quebecois exists, and that is to assure Conservative domination in office. The BLOC gets most of the seats in Quebec, while the Conservatives get most of the seats in Ontario, both provinces which hold for the majority of seats in parliament. The BLOC is in no way interested in separating from Canada, the reason being that doing so would plunge Quebec into a decade of economic recession, with most of it’s monetary, medical, and military resources reclaimed by the Canadian government. From there I imagine one of two things happening: either A) Quebec tries to rejoin Canada, or B) the United States winds up claiming Quebec anyways, and their “French culture” (whatever that is) which they toiled so hard to protect with an iron fist would be void. What amuses me is that Quebec thinks absolutely nothing will change upon separating from Canada. Really Quebec? You talk big, yet it seems to me like you’re not willing to face up to the consequences for your actions or take care of yourself. It sounds like a child who moves away from his parents and yet still expects them to cater to his every need.

But that’s not the best of it. The new slogan for the BLOC this year is “Parlons, Qc!” or “Speak, Qc!” Normally, when you code provinces like that, you put both letters in capitals… otherwise, it looks like you’re trying to re-write the periodic table of elements (and it doesn’t help that the phrase is in a square-shaped speech bubble with the “Qc” as the most prominent element). Perhaps “Quebecium” should be a new form of Actinide! Yeah, and it will be the most unstable element of all the periodic table of elements! It’s so unstable that contact to other elements, or simply a matter of time will cause it to snuff itself out. It could be a running gag in the scientific community.

So go ahead, have your free state! Keep your language and your culture! I’ll be sure to place myself far outside the fallout radius when that atom bomb finally goes off.

**Ah, that’s right. I should probably post some yaoi in here. After getting all that off of my chest, I feel it’s time to take yaoi to an entirely different level…

Ladies and mentlegen, TWINCEST!

TWINCEST!!

Sweet, sweet twincest!!

So, what’s with all the yaoi images I’ve been posting?

I wonder about that…

*insert evil laugh here*