“What’s Opera, Doc?”
Featuring Bugs Bunny (Mel Blanc), and Elmer Fudd (Arthur Q Bryant)
Elmer: Be vewy quiet. I’m hunting wabbits.
WABBIT TWACKS!!
(thrusting spear) KILL THE WABBIT! KILL THE WABBIT! KILL THE WABBIT!Bugs: : Kill the wabbit?
Elmer: YO HO HO! YO HO HO! YO HO…
Bugs: Oh mighty warrior of great fighting stock
Might I inquire to ask eh… what’s up doc?Elmer: I’m going to kill the wabbit!
Bugs: O mighty hunter, ’twill be quite a task
How will you do it, might I inquire to ask?E: I will do it with my spear and magic hewmet.
B: Spear and magic hewmet?
E: Spear and magic hewmet.
B: Magic hewmet?
E: Magic hewmet!
B (spoken, disparagingly): Magic hewmet.
E: Yes, magic hewmet, and I give you a sample!
(exit Bugs at warp speed)B:BYEE!
E:That was the Wabbit!
cue overly obese white stallion & love music
E: Oh Brunhilda, you’re so wuvewy.
B: Yes I know it, I can’t help it!
E: Oh Brunhilda, be my wuv!
dancing & prancing
Weturn, my wuv! A longing burns deep inside me.B: Retoirn my love! I want you always beside me!
E: Wuv wike ouws must be …
B: Made for you and for me…
B&E: Return, won’t you return my love … For my love is yourrrrrrs.
oops! Shoulda glued on that helmet!
E: I’LL KILL DA WABBIT! AWISE STOWMS!
NOWTH WIND BWOW! SOUTHWIND BWOW!
TYPHOON! HUWWICANE! EARTHQWAKES!
SMOG!!!!!!!!!!WHITE WIGHTNING! STWIKE DA WABBIT!
gasp
What have I done? I’ve killed da wabbit!
Poowr widdle bunny!
Poowr widdle wabbit. snivel sobWell, what did you expect in an Opera? A happy ending?
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJAXJWm8G4A&hl=en&fs=1]
Humor
>A thought on the “Is It MORE yet???” thread.
You know… I read awhile back that POTS shards have been running to this day, and that those were the only shards that were given Cyan’s ok after UU was shut down. If all the pictures Vid has been posting turns out to be from some sort of POTS shard, I am going to laugh at the asshats who are having heart attacks over this whole thing.
And in case you’re reading this, I have something that will help you get from thread to thread on the MOUL forum:
>The DorK Diaries.
I would like to start a new thread dedicated to one of our best and most recent posters. DorK has been posting some material that most of you may find to be most enlightening. Since I can’t move all his posts into this thread, feel free to check out one of my old blog posts.
All intelligence that DorK has to share with us will be posted in this thread. And since this blog is simulcasted throughout the community, no one will have to miss out on all the free DorKisms he has to offer!
>I wonder if it pickles after extended use.
http://www.uruobsession.com/forum/index.php?act=ST&f=3&t=34122&s=576ef2d200d1b0fa6968b47c375693b4
Oh the things you find at a family board. I never would have thought UO would have let this link stay on the board. IMO they couldn’t have made a better product for the veggie tales franchise.
That is a strongly offensive joke. I demand that anything in the shape of that toy be banned from the US.
All pickles, cucumbers, bananas, Russian Banana fingers, certain potatoes, certain yams, certain squash, Chinese eggplants, broom sticks, mops, daikon radishes, turnips, parsnips, Anaheim peppers, any pepper in the shape of large cucumbers, pickles etc, big tobacco, little tobacco and ohhhh yeah some priests just to be on the safe side!