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Saturday Morning Open Thread

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Well folks it’s Dec 1st! You know what that means? It means I’m already sick of listening to Christmas music at work! I grow tired quickly hearing the same song sung 27 different ways. Which is why from now until Christmas I will be sharing with you all my favorite choices of Christmas songs or other oddities.

You’ve seen The War On Christmas. Now it’s The War On Men and Marriage trololololol

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From the same place of course.

…I’ve spoken with hundreds, if not thousands, of men and women. And in doing so, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a subculture of men who’ve told me, in no uncertain terms, that they’re never getting married. When I ask them why, the answer is always the same.

Women aren’t women anymore.

This explains EVERYTHING about me.

Ladies are not ladies! Men are still men, but they are sad menz who don’t want to get married! This war is ON.

Looks like just another excuse for men to sleep with other men…. or livestock.

I recommend reading the entire thing for a good set of lulz.