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This weeks co author!

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Due to Adam (Hoikas’s) busy schedule he was unable to co author this week. Oh well, there’s always next time!

This weeks co author helped me get taken off of syndication once before, please welcome moderator of the Guild Wars, Online worlds and Star Trek forum, good friend and arch rival Dreaminggirl!!!

The next position for co author is open to anyone. If no one is interested then that will be a week where I go solo.

This week’s co author:

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I would like to thank ette for a fun week of blogging with me and keeping the place going while being busy in RL. But her time has ended for now until the next time.

This week I present someone as evil as I am. He runs quite a few webforums, is known for being one of the best pains in the ass out there, fellow ruler of the world and Cyantologyst please welcome and tremble in fear for Tsar Hoikas as this weeks co author!

 

Also to anyone interested in the next turn after him, next weeks requirements are being a meter room member. have fun!

This has to be the Fox News of the gaming realm.

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http://techspotlight.net/interesting-things/this-is-why-pc-gamers-should-stay-away-from-gametrailers-com

Did you know that the Xbox is more powerful than 85% of all the (billions) of computers out there? Or that Real-Time-Strategy games are actually “turn based” and popular on the PCs because they’re “Single player”. These are just a few gems amidst the treasure of knowledge about computer gaming that you’ll discover at the brilliantly reliable Gametrailers.com.

Leave it to a bunch of XBoxtards with a popular site who don’t know a damn thing about PC gaming to whisper sweet nothings into the people who choose to let themselves become ass slaves to Bill Gates (Minus the million dollars per ass slave).

It’s a shame that my Core 2 Duo laptop with 4 gigs of RAM and 3 GPU’s is inferior to the awesomeness that is the XBox.

May as well be sasquatch porn… or Gabe Newell…

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Posted by Yutram/Aihara-Chan at my fanclub:

On behalf of the Overlord, I announce that I have become her designated speaker until the dicks at qwest can pull their heads out of their asses and repair the internet so that she can reach steam again.

Providing you your daily dosage of snark and asshat slaying from out of body: that’s true fan-service!

The above is true. If you would like a faster response from me you can also join my webforum or post to my blog.

Whodathunkit?

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Fixing the server turned out to be less painful than expected. All I had to do was turn sv_password.

That’ll work until Valve fucks it up again.

Update

While it does allow me to create a lobby now, it doesn’t make it public despite setting it that way. Looks like I’m not out of the woods just yet…

Public Service Announcement: The Future is Nao!

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Because meh Blog-o-Sphere friends are soooo marvelous and all, I have some very important information that I would like to take the time to share with you all!

First of all, The Future is Nao! You can see Rand at his very own church next door the Cyan Headquarters! This a real boon for all of yous who are head-over-heels for Rand and are in the Spokane area! Yays! Hear him preach the gospel of spiritual, computering, and fiscal mythology like never before, Live and In Person!

For the rest of us, we will have to continue to not hold our collective breath for Open Source to be released. At this rate, we will reach the end of the Mayan Great Calendar before Open Source is released! Therefore, we will all be forced to make some key decisions before ‘lil ole Earth aligns with the rest of the universe in 2012:

1) To Gmod or not to Gmod? Prudent Explorers are getting their dose of Rand however they can by inserting him into the game! This move is reserved for the more advanced Gmodders, but if you are nice they might be willing to share with you. Or not! LOL!

2) After 2012, because of dramatic climate change and vast pollution, Lima Beans are predicted be the only food that will be able to grow and prosper on this planet. Therefore, it’s time to whip out your Lima Bean recipes for classic yummers like Lima Bean Dip and Lima Bean Casserole!

3) Spam is the perfect companion to Lima Beans! Be sure to stockpile tons of all flavors for the best odds of surviving 2012 to see Open Source eventually released!

4) Keep plenty of pasta on hand in case someone grows tired of Lima Beans and eats the Flying Spaghetti Monster instead!!!!

5) In case of power failure, make sure you have a stationary bicycle on hand that can generate power for yer computer for a few moments while getting yer dose of Uru and Rand in the End Times!

As you can see, with a bit of forethought, we can get through this just fine!!!!

Best Luck to all of you out there and may you all Live Long and Prosper even in the (Back) End Times!!!!

“I will survive! As long as I know how to love Uru I know how to stay alive! I’ve got all meh life to live and I’ve got all meh love to give! I will survive – Hey Hey!!”

Great to be here!!!

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Thank you for the warm introduction, Overlord TomalaTram! It’s a real honor and privilege to be blogging here!

As our Overlord mentioned, I am the founder of the Guild of Loud Farters! I am still hoping that we will be able to host our Enchirito, Prune Juice, and Margarita Social, but Open Source doesn’t appear to be opening anytime soon! There is some missing code or summin – Oh noes!!!

I am really excited to be a Guest Blogger! I can blog about some of meh favorite topics, such as Bordeaux and Fromage! Sparkling Wine and Microwave Popcorn! Beaujolais Nouveau and Peanut Butter Sandwiches!!! These are a few of meh Favorite Things!

I also enjoy being a Ranger in Guild Wars! I am working on meh Incorrigible Alehound Title. I’m about halfway there with 5000 Drunken Minutes!!! Wheees!!! I will work on meh Party Animal Titles next for fun! Guild Wars II should be funz toos!!!

Congratulations, Prchrtram, for finishing Prophecies in Guild Wars!!! Amazing!!! You are wayyy ahead of meh!!!

My hobbies including listening to Metallica, Pachelbel, skinny dipping in glacial runoff, yoga, and Deep Woods Photography!

Thank you very much for reading meh blog, and have a great Saturday Night!! Drink Up Meh Hearties and haz lots of funz! Wheees!!!