>Stupid questions

I heard a question so dumb, that I swear my poor brain was asking for oxygen.

A customer came up to me asking where we keep the carts. And I told them we keep them at both entrances (which some people are too stupid to notice most of the time). Then she had to ask me where the entrances were. And then in my head, I heard screeching.

Then at that point my brain went, we are inside the store… You enter the store, through an ENTRANCE!!!! We were even close enough to one of the entrances. “See those windows?” “Yes…” “Go that way…”

That’s almost as bad as “IF it weren’t for my horse I wouldn’t have spent that year in college”.

Too bad I like getting paid, or it would have been fun to run her around the entire building…

God, after thinking about that I need to read. My brain is starving.