I heard a question so dumb, that I swear my poor brain was asking for oxygen.
A customer came up to me asking where we keep the carts. And I told them we keep them at both entrances (which some people are too stupid to notice most of the time). Then she had to ask me where the entrances were. And then in my head, I heard screeching.
Then at that point my brain went, we are inside the store… You enter the store, through an ENTRANCE!!!! We were even close enough to one of the entrances. “See those windows?” “Yes…” “Go that way…”
That’s almost as bad as “IF it weren’t for my horse I wouldn’t have spent that year in college”.
Too bad I like getting paid, or it would have been fun to run her around the entire building…
God, after thinking about that I need to read. My brain is starving.
Random Stupidity
>Vista is a practical joke, and Microsoft IS a joke.
http://4thguy.blogspot.com/2009/01/windows-vista-is-practical-joke.html
And in other news, Microsoft the company is a joke in itself. 😛
>Next weeks co author position.
It’s up for grabs to anyone who likes the idea of Journey Cloth shaped toilet paper. All the people who post in this entry will have their names put into a bag, and then I’ll reach into it at the end of the week to pull out the winner!
>Reason #9072.5 of why I think IE sucks.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7784908.stm
Yet another reason why I wouldn’t use that piece of crap.
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Internet Explorer is used by the vast majority of the world’s computer users who have no idea what a true browser is. |
Improved.