He was beaten… with a spoon.

11:15 PM – Tomala has the keys to the internet
11:15 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama takes the Keys
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11:15 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama downloads Tekken Soldiers to every CHAT ROOM IN STEAM
11:15 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
11:15 PM – Tomala: You can’t. They’re attatched to my leather pants 😛
11:15 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: I ripped it off
11:15 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: now your pants fall down.
11:16 PM – Tomala: Not this leather…
11:16 PM – Tomala: It’s goooood leather
11:16 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama calls a helicopter to shoot Tomala
11:16 PM – Tomala beats Kazakun with a spooooon
11:16 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: No no no
11:16 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: its not Kazakun
11:16 PM – Tomala: again…and again… and again andagainandagainandagainandagain
11:16 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: JUST CALL ME jin
11:17 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama FALCON PUNCHES TOMALA
11:17 PM – Tomala continues hitting kazakun with a spoooon
11:17 PM – Tomala: again… andagainandagainandagainandagain
11:17 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama cuts the spoon with an axe made of fire
11:17 PM – Tomala: The spoon thunders down with no mercy.
11:18 PM – Tomala pulls out another spoon
11:18 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: Hey want a cookie?
11:18 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: I’ll give it to you now 😛
11:18 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: SHINIGAMI CHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:18 PM – Tomala continues to beat you with a spoon
11:18 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama chops Tomala
11:18 PM – Tomala beats you with a spoon… again, and again, and again
11:19 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama takes out a SPORK
11:19 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: Didn’t think of it did you?
MajorTomala has changed their name to The Ginosaji.
11:19 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama beats Tomala with the Spork
11:19 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: What the heck??
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11:19 PM – The Ginosaji beats you with a spoon even more
11:20 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: alright you win
11:20 PM – The Ginosaji: again… and again… and again
11:20 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: Alright you win
11:20 PM – The Ginosaji: andagainandagainandagainandagainandagain
11:20 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama gets mad
11:21 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: ATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATA
11:21 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama Continuously punches The Ginosaji
11:21 PM – The Ginosaji chases you with a spoon
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11:22 PM – The Ginosaji beats against you with a spoon againdandagainandagainandagainandagain
11:22 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: alright
11:22 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: everyones weakness is :
11:22 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama plays Justin Bieber music
11:22 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama gets earplugs
11:22 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama has an awesome smiley face
11:22 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama runs away
11:22 PM – The Ginosaji chases you with 2 spoons
11:23 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama gets the two spoons and slices Ginosaji’s two hands
11:23 PM – The Ginosaji ‘s hands grow back with 2 more spoons. Continues to beat you with them
11:23 PM – Evilhippie: :O
11:24 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama takes Ginosaji’s head off
11:24 PM – The Ginosaji picks up head and glues it back on
11:24 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama burns Ginosaji
11:24 PM – The Ginosaji continues to beat you… WITH A SPOOOON
11:24 PM – The Ginosaji walks out of fire with flame retardant spoon
11:24 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: how about tsunami retardant spoon?
11:24 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama summons A TSUNAMI
11:25 PM – The Ginosaji beats you in the tsunami with a spooon
11:25 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: LOOK OUT
11:25 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: WAVE OF CARS
11:25 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama calls a helicopter
11:25 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama gets in the helicopter
11:25 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama waves at Ginosaji
11:26 PM – The Ginosaji waves back, sitting next to you on helicopter. beats you with a spoon
11:26 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
11:26 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama kicks Ginosaji off the helicopter
11:27 PM – The Ginosaji climbs to the top of the helicopter
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11:27 PM – The Ginosaji sticks spoon in the prop. It crashes down to earth
11:27 PM – kitchp: hi
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11:28 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama calls 4000 models of Jack 4 to explode
11:28 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: you’re stuck
11:28 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: they have you
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11:28 PM – The Ginosaji: The jacks run away. For they all fear the ginosaji.
11:29 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: Whats a bloody Ginosaji?!
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11:29 PM – The Ginosaji: Google it 😛
11:30 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: Oh.
11:30 PM – Emperor Jin Kazama: I get it

>Sunday Open Fashion Thread

Whew… I was so tired by this afternoon that when I tried to go for a walk in the sun I could feel my feet bitching at me.

Anyway, time to share some photos of things and stuff!

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I wore one of my many white shirts today. But whenever I’m done with them on a hot day I take them off only to reveal a spaghetti strap top under it. The best part about these kind is that they server a double purpose. Built in bra and full top, one less thing for me to clean since I can’t afford to pay my minions to wash my every clothing article.

Anyway, back to that top. You can see what I have over it. It’s Sunday what can I say… I have to at least try and look innocent. And what else to add to the illusion? Oh, and I also wore my new black capris. But I couldn’t be arsed to take a snapshot.

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Say hello to my earrings, cross and bracelet. The cross found me in a parking lot many years ago. And it guided me to the faith of Cyantology where I soon learned that I would be the prophet that speaks for you all. The other stuff? it just looks nice. No fancy story that I can come up with yet, but give it time…

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These are one of the few pairs of sunglasses that are left standing. See, I’m so bright that I have to wear them so I won’t go blind.

After I took a relaxing soak I got into some nice warm velvet PJ’s.

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And that is my Halloween kitty Sammy. 😀 He likes my bedroom.

And on another note, My arms are getting real tan! Now if I could just fix the rest of me…

>Open Thread.

Today I braved the outdoors for 5 hours straight during stormy conditions. Tons of rain and 50 mph winds. Overall a good day, for the storm was as wicked as me.

All warm and cozy now in my PJ’s. The most evil set of PJ’s in my entire PJ collection.

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Hello Kitty is truly evil. Yet so cozy…

My fashion item of the day that I would like to share is the latest winter hat San_San made for me:

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San_San is making these for Relay For Life. An event supporting the cure for cancer, it takes place once a year. Teams get together and stay up all night walking around a school track participating in all sorts of fun games, events and a candle vigil honoring the dearly departed who lost their lives to cancer. I’ve been participating for a couple years now.

San is making these in all sorts of colors. You may notice on the rim of the hat that there are some ribbon shapes. Each hat color represents the colored ribbon that represents a form of cancer (mouthfull to type eh?). Black is melanoma (skin cancer). Which I used to have, the mole was removed when I was 12.

On a random note, I have some pictures of my new beta testers for my brand new cat launcher.

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This is Tommy. We suspect that he’s about 10 years old. He only has 2 teeth left (he only had 5 when we got him). He’s a huge kitty. Our mini lion protects our web server and my source server.

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Little Bobbi is our mini bobcat kitty. You can’t see from this angle, but most of her tail is missing. With her lack of tail plus her markings she looks like a mini bobcat. We suspect that she’s a feral cat. But we have been making slow progress getting her acclimated into our home.

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Our Puma kitty, Sammy. He’s the fastest to adjust to our home. He really loves people (and food). He’s by far very unusual. He loves the sound of crinkly plastic, he’ll roll all over plastic bags, he takes baths in the toilet if someone forgets to put the seat down, he sleeps on his back from time to time, and last but not least he’s a cat that doesn’t know how to land on his feet. There have been several occasions where he has fallen off beds and the sofa and he lands on his head or back every time. Very funny cat. These are all rescue cats that we adopted from a friend. Can’t wait to test them in my cat launcher…

>Saturday Night Open Thread

Your Overlord had a shitty day. But at the end of it all there was San_San’s chicken and dumpling soup with homemade peanut butter cookies for dessert. Once again as a member of the United Pastry Jihad I praise her and her cookies. Did I neglect to mention that she makes killer macadameia white chocolate cookies? No? Sorry I thought it needed repeating because that’s how good they are! Peanut butter ones are real mouthwatering too, real mouthwatery.

Oh… And starting Sunday I am declaring Fashion Week here on the blog. I’m not going to make it about what’s hot and what’s not. I’ve never really been for the “follow the trend” thing. Why? When you’re the Overlord you MAKE your own look. If people stare at you because you look awesome or think you’re weird then mission accomplished. I’ll show you what I use to make me, me. On a blog that is about the community, but mostly me.

>Happy Birthday to meeeeee

Yesterday was my birthday. I strolled around town enjoying my day off and at the end of the day I got $100, fish n chips and a jaffa cake flavored cake. As overlord I like to enjoy the simple pleasures in life. Some have asked me over at Uru Obsession to share my real face with the rest of the world. And to that I say wait for my first film to be post on YouTube! I’m currently reinstalling my main system (that damn spring cleaning… Plus I can’t get any good minions to do it for me). So when I’m up and situated on my main computer I’ll finish editing my video to all and post it.

Anyway, back to that Jaffa cake cake. San_San makes the best cakes, cookies, muffins and baked goods anyone could ever want. In fact every year at Christmas time she always sends out gift baskets to our closest friends and family all over the world. Too bad she isn’t around more often, otherwise I would have her join up with the United Pastry Jihad.

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I could talk about how good her macadamia nut cookies and banana nut bread are. But I think I’ll save that for another blog session.

In the meantime, Spring Cleaning… And now for no reason here is a random picture:

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