>DAMN YOU GOOGLE 2001!!!!!!!

For google’s 10th anniversary, they have reopened their old style search engine complete with the database of that year. It will only be available for one month.

I decided to type in my name into the search engine. To my dismay, I don’t exist!!! This is an outrage! I demand they rewrite google history to include my popularity! I exist in 2008, so why not 2001? I was alive then, it’s not like they’re inserting me into the history of WW2. Which is a shame, because no one will ever know how I saved Canada from the 300 man operated godzilla monster in that era.

Canada you owe me… And don’t think I’ve forgotten you too google.

GOOGLE!!!!!!!