>DOMs two, The DOMS Strike Back.

DOMS!!!!!!

There is a problem!!! Get your pitchforks!! This is an ongoing issue we must face, and take down like Frankenstein.

The problem is those who don’t believe. Those who get mad when we preach the word. Those who tell us we don’t understand what’s going on!! NO! You sir, you! You do not understand!!

What you people who suggest that we are ignorant, your the ignoramuses!! You who put us down for not being lawyers or rocket scientists. We don’t need to know anything besides the word. What’s the word you ask? The word is Cyan.

Cyan is the only people we need to know. Cyan is the only place we need to know. Cyan is everything we need to know. Whatever comes from Cyan is the word, and the word MUST be obeyed. If we were to deviate from the word, then things would……..change. Worse of all!! Our minds would change.

You see change is what those others (outsiders) want. They think the way things are is not fine and that if Cyan would just change their ways they would stop failing. This is WRONG thinking!!!

First of all Cyan has NEVER failed! NEVER! We have failed Cyan, yes, but we are not perfect like Rand. We can only hope to one day reach his divine feet, but no further could we attain. For to suggest even being on the same level as Rand is blasphemous. Rand is perect, and Rand is Cyan, therefore Cyan is infallible. So as you all know we had to find the reason for Uru’s failure. It was simple to find the culprit. It was US!! The fans!! We did not play long enough or convince enough people to join. We failed Cyan, but not on purpose. No, only those who seek change are doing things deliberately. They need to be stopped at all costs!

So far our plan has been to preach the word. We tell everyone that they should do what Cyan says, but they don’t listen. SO we need to move to the next stage. Eradication.

I know it’s a bit harsh, but lets face it, this community is going down hill, and that itself is not our fault. However, to allow this to continue would be criminal in my eyes. So instead I implore you all to find where those who cause us grief live and destroy their computers. Rand has said thou shall not hack, but he has not said that we could not physically destroy the computers of those that harm us.

So there you have it. Go out people of the light!! Find those infidels and mangle there phone lines, disable their networks with a bat, and put a bowling ball through their monitors! Whatever it takes to stop the menace is what I require of you!

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Yutram
Melon Seed
September 11, 2009 6:57 pm

UNINSTALL! UNINSTALL!