I read this over at HardForum and busted a gut.
The No. 1 desire reported was eating, followed by sleeping, and drinking non-alcoholic drinks. In fourth place was using some form of media, which made up 8.1 percent of all desires reported. The most commonly reported media activities were watching TV and surfing the internet. More specifically, in the “surfing the internet” category, 71 percent of participants had the urge to check their e-mail and 65 percent had the desire to use Facebook, Twitter or other social media. Having was sex a distant ninth.
Well, time to make FuckFaceBook, or FaceFuck (or FuckFace?). It could even be a double meaning! One that I might probably get behind…