NOTE: Long wall of text ahead! If you don’t like political ramblings or the like, it might be better to skip to the yaoi stuff here.
Slowly but surely, the separatist bastards are starting to grind me down. I mean honestly, the BLOC gets into office in Quebec, and suddenly people start acting as though it’s decided for sure that Quebec will become a country in itself. It doesn’t help my case, being an “esti anglais” living in Quebec, but then you’re force-fed crap by holier than thou extremists who probably never even heard of the term “xenophobia” before. It’s not a surprise, given that the English-speaking population isn’t the only target of their shitstorm of ineptitude, though definitely at it’s core. Yet they claim they need to preserve the French language and French culture. I’d like to know, what the hell is their culture anyways? They are so quick to criticize, yet I highly doubt even they know what French culture is!
There is only one reason the BLOC Quebecois exists, and that is to assure Conservative domination in office. The BLOC gets most of the seats in Quebec, while the Conservatives get most of the seats in Ontario, both provinces which hold for the majority of seats in parliament. The BLOC is in no way interested in separating from Canada, the reason being that doing so would plunge Quebec into a decade of economic recession, with most of it’s monetary, medical, and military resources reclaimed by the Canadian government. From there I imagine one of two things happening: either A) Quebec tries to rejoin Canada, or B) the United States winds up claiming Quebec anyways, and their “French culture” (whatever that is) which they toiled so hard to protect with an iron fist would be void. What amuses me is that Quebec thinks absolutely nothing will change upon separating from Canada. Really Quebec? You talk big, yet it seems to me like you’re not willing to face up to the consequences for your actions or take care of yourself. It sounds like a child who moves away from his parents and yet still expects them to cater to his every need.
But that’s not the best of it. The new slogan for the BLOC this year is “Parlons, Qc!” or “Speak, Qc!” Normally, when you code provinces like that, you put both letters in capitals… otherwise, it looks like you’re trying to re-write the periodic table of elements (and it doesn’t help that the phrase is in a square-shaped speech bubble with the “Qc” as the most prominent element). Perhaps “Quebecium” should be a new form of Actinide! Yeah, and it will be the most unstable element of all the periodic table of elements! It’s so unstable that contact to other elements, or simply a matter of time will cause it to snuff itself out. It could be a running gag in the scientific community.
So go ahead, have your free state! Keep your language and your culture! I’ll be sure to place myself far outside the fallout radius when that atom bomb finally goes off.
**Ah, that’s right. I should probably post some yaoi in here. After getting all that off of my chest, I feel it’s time to take yaoi to an entirely different level…
Ladies and mentlegen, TWINCEST!
So, what’s with all the yaoi images I’ve been posting?
I wonder about that…
