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FreddyD
Melon Seed
June 19, 2009 6:56 am

NO! NO VEGGIES!Lima beans taste like icky-poo and Brussels sprouts make people fart.BAD VEGGIES, BAD!Ice cream instead.

GuildMaster Grand Poobah Shogun Comrade Divine Saint Overlord Tomala
Melon Seed
June 19, 2009 5:44 pm

GOOD vegetables! Not vegetables that taste like shit.Hey, have you tried garlic ice cream? I haven't and probably never will.

FreddyD
Melon Seed
June 19, 2009 8:50 pm

sighOhhh, okay, then. Maybe some sliced carrots. If I can have some Nacho cheese sauce to dip 'em in.Alright, and maybe some celery. As long as it's stuffed with cream cheese.And asparagus. With melted cheese sauce. And green beans a la cheddar.And steamed spuds slathered in melted mozzarella and pimento-stuffed olives wrapped in bacon and shrimp fried rice and wontons stuffed with string beans and candied yams swimming in brown sugar sauce and tiny green peas baked in a mac & cheese casserole and Mexican jack cheese with diced tomatoes stuffed in an el burrito grande with refried beans.starts gnawing… Read more »

GuildMaster Grand Poobah Shogun Comrade Divine Saint Overlord Tomala
Melon Seed
June 19, 2009 9:03 pm

Omnom.And don't forget bell peppers! You can do a lot with bell peppers! You can slice them up, fry them, or carve out the inside and fill with your favorite filling. NO not THAT kind of filling you asshats…