A question I keep hearing lately online or from friends in general is “How are we going to get rid of Trump?”, we can’t. We can only resist, fight back by protesting, doing anything to kick Fuckface Von Clownstick’s ego in the balls, donate to places like the ACLU, and more importantly survive and help our friends and family who could be affected. Trust me, I’m an Overlord.
Right now the only people who can get rid of this gelatinous orange shit stain are the republicans, and they’re not gonna do it, not yet at least.
Not gonna do it!
They can impeach him now sure, but that would incur the wrath of their supporters who want Cheeto Benito as their glorious leader. That would make themselves look bad to the crazies they’ve cultivated over the years, which would potentially cause them to lose to someone with the level of crazy these fuckwagons desire. At least until they realize they’re setting themselves to be fucked over also, too, youbetchya.
This last week was exactly what I was expecting. With past presidents you didn’t hear about them every single day. Not with Obama, not with Bush, not with Clinton, etc etc. The Groper In Chief wants everyday to be like a reality show, that’s how he operates and that’s exactly what he’s getting. The more outrageous and over the top the more attention he’ll get.
So, continue to fight back, let yourself be heard, counter all the bullshit. It’ll drive him nuts. Grab him by the ego!
When I get home from work and read the political side of my RSS feed.
What a rollercoaster ride it’s been, downward… I’ve been wanting to post about these events but it’s just been too much to keep up on. Every time I read about something stupid the gelatinous orange shit stain that is President Fuckface Von Clownstick has done along with his cronies I feel exhausted just from reading it. There’s this combination of severe depression, dark humor, more depression, and then I get tired. I can assure you it isn’t from boredom. Something tells me I’ll be sleeping a lot more, and buying more popcorn while I can still afford it.
I don’t want to go into detail about it right now. I don’t think I’ve ever seen this much stupid take place within a single week. There’s so many things I could write about it and my head is spinning trying to process everything, reading multiple sites to confirm that this batshit craziness is real, I have no clue where to begin. If this goes on long enough I’d be okay with a nuke dropping on me, just as long as it’s while I’m sleeping.
This series is drawing me in like Skyrim… I thought I could put Bioshock down I got drawn into Bioshock 2, not the remaster but the original. It runs better than the first Bioshock and I look forward to comparing it to the remaster when I finally get around to it. At a glance I can already tell one difference, the original has more achievements than the remaster. Not entirely sure why as of yet.
One of the things I had to do throughout my gameplay was remap the keys constantly. I’m not sure why they switched it up compared to the original Bioshock apart from assigning different buttons to new abilities, but to me it would make more sense to leave them on their original buttons. Like E to use or T to listen to recordings. I had to make multiple trips to the control settings, but it’s far better now than when I started. Also the mouse sensitivity was set at 0.4… DaFuq? Who was the genius that decided the 0.4 would be a good start? I mean I know you play as a Big Daddy, and Big Daddies tend to be slow as fuck unless they’re charging directly at you, but seriously…
Who’s yo daddy?
As I stated above you play as a Big Daddy, an early prototype called “Subject Delta”. For those unaware of the Bioshock lore a Big Daddy is a genetically enhanced human being who has had their skin and organs grafted with a deep diving suit, like an underwater cyborg tweaker protector of spliced drug addict children kind of thing. You, the protagonist are an early build of a Big Daddy, probably the most horrifying one to imagine too considering unlike regular Big Daddies you can use Plasmids to wreak all kinds of chaos, like shooting lightning from your hands, and bees apparently. O_o
Big Daddies have a bond with little sisters, which are little girls who were also genetically altered and mentally conditioned to get ADAM from dead corpses, a drug of sorts. In the Bioshock games you use ADAM to enhance yourself and EVE to use the powers given to you by the ADAM usually. This has left me wondering one thing, is there a powerup called STEVE?
But anyway… You’re a Big Daddy, and you have your own little sister. At least you do until the new leader of rapture forces you to pull your helmet off, killing yourself with a pistol she gives you. I’m guessing some kind of hypnosis? You’re revived what I’m guessing is years later in a vita chamber. I’ve made it into the 2nd level, chasing a big sister. Like a Big Daddy but much more ninja like…
Why couldn’t there be a game where you play as a big sister too? That could actually be kinda fun running around doing ninja stuff with guns and drills…
Hacking got an overhaul from the previous game. No more fucking pipe dream, instead you have to wait for the needle to get into a green or blue area to successfully hack into something. Landing on blue gives you an item bonus.
I’m only a little over an hour in, it takes some getting used to but I’ve really enjoyed it. It’s been fun drilling and electrocuting my enemies, though you have to find fuel constantly to use your drill. Makes sense I guess, and it’s a mechanic I’m familiar with in other games. Fuel, Food, Electrolytes, Blood. It all balances out. Different games call for different ammo and sustenance.
Ok, enough Bioshock… I’ll do something else tomorrow. I promise! Kinda…
It’s been about 5 months and Obduction still has a stuttering issue. I’ve finally sent in a dxdiag report to Cyan with a link to my YouTube video showcasing stutters and lag. I have it public for anyone else who would like to see it:
Considering you spend a good amount of time exploring, wandering back and forth, and observing the environment for clues and stuff this gets annoying on the eyes after awhile, I’d hate to imagine playing it in VR. For the quality no one should be stuttering or lagging like that, especially on cards like mine 4GB and up.
I’ll also note for the record that I’m not the only one who is annoyed by the stuttering, even YouTube caught onto it right after I uploaded the video:
As flustered as I have been for wanting to play the game without the eyesores that did make me smile a bit. It’s funny considering I’ve never had this request for gaming footage before. 😛
Instead of playing more Bioshock I figured I’d pay a long overdue visit to Killing Floor 2, where I decided to play a custom map I got off the workshop forever ago. I didn’t even remember it until the map loaded. Needless to say I must have downloaded it while having Resident Evil on the brain.
The map uses models and textures from Resident Evil 4. Felt quite nice to frag some zeds (zombies) in a fitting atmosphere. My character is now a level 5 berzerker. My friends are light years ahead of me in leveling… It doesn’t really bother me, there’s too many games that require leveling. I’d rather let it happen and not worry about it.
I’ve pressed onward through Bioshock Remastered, even made it to a point where the game became a horrid lagfest. Thankfully it was in just one area of the game and not the entire thing, though I would rather it didn’t.
If it’s anything I’ve learned about the Bioshock series it’s that 99% of the people you meet are crazy, wanting to kill you, or both.
This person is named Peach, and he ain’t no princess… He let me clobber him over and over again with my wrench. I don’t think he was supposed to do that, but considering how stupid the people in rapture are I’ll just say that he’s a fucking moron.
He sent me on a quest to find a camera and take pictures of splicers (basically the equivalent of meth addicts in this game) for scientific research, and in exchange he would let me into his little clubhouse. Then he made me put down all of my weapons minus the wrench and magical drug powers I’ve accumulated thus far. I murdered everyone and pressed forward, now I’m at a point where I can craft stuff. Now I’m understanding why so many Bioshock fans didn’t care for Infinite, they took out a few things from the first game (and I’m going to guess the second, haven’t played that one yet). Bioshock itself is fun, but I think I still like Infinite better. Though the story seems to follow a similar pattern.
I decided to check out the Bioshock Remaster, I’ve been putting it off long enough and figured a rainy day would be the right atmosphere to play a game about being entirely surrounded by drugged out residents in an underwater utopia gone to hell. I’m at the point where I have to kill the second Big Daddy, that’s about the point where my game started being a crashy mess in the original. So far I’ve compiled a list of what I like and dislike about the remaster:
Pro’s:
Manual Saving instead of just relying on vitachambers.
Better stability, no crashes thus far.
Achievements.
A museum was added to show off early concepts. (Originally only for people who purchased Bioshock Ultimate Rapture Edition for consoles).
Challenge Rooms (Originally an exclusive for the PS3 version of Bioshock Ultimate Rapture Edition, but was later released for the XBox 360)
Con’s:
Texturing seems too glossy in most areas, like it’s covered in vaseline. Only things the player notices sooner seem to have better texturing, like NPC clothing and consumables.
Less configuration options compared to the original, requires tweaking in the ini. Not an entirely big deal but if you’re making a remastered version of a game it would be nice to have better graphics options…
Still running on Unreal Engine 1.5… They couldn’t even bother to port it over to Unreal Engine 3 or 4.
No surround sound option (can be fixed in a roundabout way).
No mouse acceleration (tweakable in ini), mainly fixates on controller options and key binds.
Game keeps launching in windowed mode for some reason.
No borderless window option in 2016/2017.
I’m thankful I can actually play the game, however that isn’t going to stop me from pointing out how lazy the porting is. Usually when you do a remake on PC you add more features. Hell, Killing Floor runs on a modified version of Unreal Engine 1 and it has more features than this. While we’re at it I think Unreal Gold has more customization options than this remastered game. It’s like they took the special console edition, changed a few things, ported it over and called it good… Lazy as fuck.
Well, at least it was free. If they made me buy the remaster I probably would have waited for a big sale so I could get the challenge rooms. Other than that it seems pointless.
