The Mind Of OverlordTomala
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Cyber bullying knows no bounds.

One thing I can’t stand in any arena, albeit real life or gaming is bullying. Especially cyber bullying which in some ways can be worse than regular bullying. A regular bully has to confront you face to face, while a cyber bully is usually some socially awkward pimple faced douchecanoe who dwells deep within their mom’s basement, trolling teh internetz with creamed jeans and a cheetos stained crotch (you’re welcome for the visual btw). These people take to the internet and use it as their soap box to preach all kinds of stupid unto the web, where they gather followers in the pursuit of freedumb.

But enough about that. Lets get to the whole reason why I’m even writing this up in the first place. I follow a blog called Not In The Kitchen Anymore where a gamer shares pictures and audio of guys who instantly turn into knuckle dragging cavemen at the sign of a female. Recently she has received quite a bit of a backlash.

On July 26th, I was playing Black Ops 2 on my Xbox 360. Another player in the lobby took issue with me being there, and basically started attacking me over my gender. He kept asking if I was on my period, implying that I was fat or a lesbian, and making jokes like “Hey, ya’ll know why uh, women shouldn’t have drivers licenses? Cuz there’s no highway between the bedroom and the kitchen.” It’s all documented in this entry.

It started off light, then it just got outright creepy.

After the match concluded, he sent me a text message that said “slizzy” (which is, apparently, slang for “slut”). I replied, “Keep digging yourself into a hole dude.” He then proceeded to send me a voice message that said, “I’m gonna impregnate you with triplets and make you have a very late term abortion. Strict mental abuse. Hahaha.”

You can find a recording of the voice message here.

The responses to this weren’t much better.

So, when did pointing out peoples stupidity become crying for help? She has the right idea recording these nimrods and posting their responses. More people (women, men, anyone having some kind of sexist or racial issue) should look into this method just in case some wanker comes about to leave a steaming pile. I’m all for putting peoples stupidity on public display.

Heck, even I do that. Although on PC it can be more fun (depending on the game of course). I run a bunch of servers for my group that are available for the public, being that they’re public it obviously means that anyone is welcome to join. If the person who happens to join is being a thorn in someones side (ruining the gameplay, or just being a horses arse) it merits some fun admin trolling followed by a permaban. Unfortunately it doesn’t work that way everywhere, resulting in examples such as the ones this gamer is going through.

Animation / Computing

AMD and Mixamo partner up.

These games just keep getting more and more real. AMD and Mixamo are partnering up to create a realtime 3D animation plugin for the Unity engine so that future games can have more realism in them! Check out the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yNaympgBVpQ

Of course the software is a tad pricy. Weighing in at $1499 according to the author of the video. Which sounds expensive but actually gives you access to Mixamo’s Auto-Rigger and 3D animation library for one entire year. Which to me is still pricy but still pretty awesome. You can visit their main website for more information.

Humor

Just thought I’d share this. It’s a good read

Source

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury’s. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Sainsbury’s…

Dear Mrs. Harris,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are “documented by our video
surveillance cameras”:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-
minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away’. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of Maltesers.

6. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department – to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’

Emergency Medics were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly
humming the ’ Mission Impossible’ theme.

11. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels.

12. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’

13. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!’

14. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, and then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’

One of the Staff passed out.

Work

Hard laboring on Labor Day

I’ll be looking forward to one more helltastic day of dealing with asshats, but this time I’ll be getting paid closer to what I’m worth for the day since it’s a holiday. Oh wait… Geriatric Tuesday is the next day. Yep, I’m gonna have to get drunk Tuesday night.

On another note I was minding my own business at lunch time this afternoon, listening to some bible thumpers spreading the word of god to each other. There’s this one dude that talks to one of my former co-workers (who works in another section of the store) who always seems to fall into a bad crowd. He’s always around religious retards and conspiracy theorists (although I’m beginning to question if that’s the grand majority of the local populace) who put crazy thoughts into his head (such as chemtrails, or the fact that Jesus had a pet Stegosaurus and rode around on a T-Rex). Today I overheard one guy describing to him what he should be looking for in a woman, she has to be “obedient and well adjusted, and should never question the work of the lord because most women do”. I had an image of a woman running on all fours running up to her companion panting and barking… lol man’s best friend.

So, by those standards I guess I fall into the demonic category. Which, of course we already knew.

All in an Overlord's day

Bring forth the derp.

Bleh… Been getting my ass beat the last couple of days. We’re having a long drawn out labor day sale and everyone and their brother has decided to come forth and bring all the stupid to one glorious location, the social club that is the wannabe walmart.

I’d post more, but I’ve been enjoying shooting in violent games and pretending their the people who have earned my eternal wrath that I’ll never commit.

All in an Overlord's day / Work

Early Morning Open Thread

Well, work wasn’t very hectic tonight. It was quiet, as in ghostly quiet. You could hear a pin drop. It’s getting close to the end of the month and with people getting ready to put their kids back into school it’s safe to say that people are running out of money. Real sad. I imagine this will lead to some cuts in scheduling, which means I’ll be around more often to torture people.

Oh well, on the bright side it’ll be my Friday. I can stay up late and play some new TF2 maps and maybe work on a review.

All in an Overlord's day

The grind continues.

I think this is the best turnout I’ve had in years. Set work days, set days off, set hours. Two weeks from now I’m still getting 38 to 40 hours. I’m taking this while I can. Helps pay for stuff.

Speaking of paying for stuff my new backpack arrived… and it doesn’t fit my laptop. It would fit if my laptop didn’t have an odd shape. This is what I get for being balls to the wall awesome… So now I’m sending out for ANOTHER backpack that I KNOW will fit the laptop. :headdesk: Can’t wait for this to be over with.