The Mind Of OverlordTomala

Get the duck out of here.

I’m really getting sick and tired of the Duck Dynasty thing. Lots of people in town (including co-workers) were extremely pissed off about Phil Robertson being thrown off the air, and have been rejoicing his triumphant return ever since but are still pissed off at how they would even think of oppressing a fellow Christian for his beliefs. One of my co-workers decided to ask my opinion on the situation which would prove later to be a mistake. I kept it light, basically telling him that they’re fakes. I explained to him the picture I found of them 11 years ago before the beards, and how it was obvious that they grew them out for TV. He defended that by saying “People do different things for TV” and I said “Yes, but it’s supposed to be a ‘reality’ show”, and then he tried to tell me that it was wrong for them to take him off the air because of “one thing”. Why are these people only focusing on the gay comment and not this comment:

“I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person. Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I’m with the blacks, because we’re white trash. We’re going across the field…. They’re singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, ‘I tell you what: These doggone white people’—not a word!… Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues.”

I imagine that if I brought up this bit about marrying girls as young as 15 or 16 it would also fall on deaf ears. Yes, Phil Robertson mentioned this back in 2009 at a Christian retreat.

“They got to where they’re getting hard to find, mainly because these boys are waiting ’til they get to be about 20 years old before they marry ’em,” Robertson says in a video clip that resurfaced Monday. “Look, you wait ’til they get to be 20 years old, the only picking that’s going to take place is your pocket. You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16. They’ll pick your ducks.”

Yeah, you wanna marry them while they don’t know the world from outside your toolshed. It doesn’t end there either:

“Make sure that she can cook a meal. You need to eat some meals that she cooks, check that out. Make sure she carries her Bible. That’ll save you a lot of trouble down the road,” he said.

It’s funny reading this then having to listen to people complain about how his religious beliefs got him thrown off of A&E. Yes, everyone knows that Christians in America are the most oppressed. All 70% of them… 🙄

Why you don’t hire comedians to sell your products.

I never heard of Patton Oswalt until this recent twitter thing. But I have a feeling more people will after reading his product endorsements.

Friday afternoon, a company called Brander solicited comedian Patton Oswalt via Twitter to ask him to tweet about products they represent, and Oswalt ended up having a lot of fun with it. He went on a tear making fun of the company and their strategy with a series of tweets that amassed hundreds of retweets and attention from the press. You’d think it’d be enough to shame Brander into not publicly asking comedians to tweet about brands for them, but they’re still at it apparently.

My personal favorite:

.@BA_Influencers Tired of the tooth enamel loss from bulimia? The roaring bout of diarrhea from @TacoBell keeps your smile fresh!

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 27, 2013

I would seriously love to see some real life adverts like that. 😀

Happy New Year!

As usual I don’t have any resolutions to make other than the ones on my computers. But instead I’ve decided to try something different and unrelated. If you haven’t noticed I’ve installed a calendar. It’s mostly for me to remember things and put up weird things, mostly personal stuff that I would forget and what my “adoring fans” might want to know… if they’re bored and have nothing better to do. I also plan on using it to hopefully schedule when I’ll be working on and releasing video projects among other things. Nevertheless it’s a new toy and I’m excited to play with it.

Speaking of new I’m looking into a newer theme. I found some nice ones but they don’t show YouTube videos on the main page. :S Perhaps if I’m bored enough I’ll look into the CSS for the templates and see if I can hax it to do what I want.

Update

Found this really nice one! Has lots of custom options built into it like the last one that I used. I’ll be adding onto it when I find spare time (images, colors etc).

Open Thread

Aside from getting a bad allergic reaction to some good ol Oregon black mold I’m doing alright. I decided to tidy up a bit and do some more linux related experiments involving games and a controller. I decided to play Dust: An Elysian Tail with the Logitech G310 and did a lot better than with the regular mouse and keyboard combo. I didn’t bother with FPS since I know by heart that FPS games (PC ones especially) are best used with the good ol keyboard and mouse.

For the record the Logitech G310 works perfectly under Fedora 19 using the joystick-support drivers that I downloaded via RPM. I took it for a spin under Big Picture mode and had a blast.

Hope everyone had a good holiday.

I hope everyone had a good holiday. Sure enough I slept like a baby without even trying. Seriously I got up to get something and next thing I knew I was in bed. Christmas was alright too. Thanks to my friends my Linux library has grown quite a bit. I also invested in a few goodies for myself while filling my inventory with stuff.

Now that I got my bank account sorted and with the Christmas rush being over I feel I can safely deliver a Christmas package to a dear friend. 🙂 I’ll probably get that taken care of during my weekend.

I’m gonna sleep goooooood tonight.

I knocked off at about 1 am this morning, sadly my brain didn’t shut off until about 6am. Then my alarm went off at 8am. I pretty much ran on auto-pilot for the entire day.

Sure enough it was crazy busy, hell it felt like it could have been Black Friday minus the injuries and deaths. 😛 Just about everyone had a good tone, and understood that if they couldn’t find it then that was that. Also Doctor Who was on in our breakroom all day which always puts me in a good mood. 😛 We did have one person get extremely pissed that we closed early today. Didn’t even know what day it was. My what a special snowflake…

Now I can focus on having a nice Christmas eve/Christmas day. As soon as I get some food into me I’ll be collapsing like a mofo.

It’s almost over…

In less than ten hours I can finally put an end to this shit-tastic holiday. The majority of the last minute Christmas shoppers have been just insufferable pricks in large numbers. So large in fact that we can’t get anything done. This could be dealt with if they had more than four cashiers scheduled downstairs and not calling other departments to fill in the gaps. This lead to me running literally the entire upstairs alone again. I kept my cool though and probably made some of the cashiers rage a bit though, everytime they needed help over the phone I was already helping a customer, then another customer, then another. Sometimes I had them waiting on the phone for up to 20 minutes. One finally said “Is there anyone else you can direct me to since you’re busy?” and I said “Yeah! They’re all checking!”. Oh that was such a small but excellent pleasure.

I should be going to bed right now, but there’s no way in hell I can instantly go from getting home to going straight to bed. I need to unwind first.