The Mind Of OverlordTomala

A new meaning to footlong?

Some guy who worked at subway admitted that he tapped some nice buns… and by buns I mean a sandwich.

A tipster sent the photo, along with others, including a bottle of what is alleged to be frozen urine, to Huffington Post’s Weird News. The images had been placed on the Instagram and Twitter accounts of other employees at the store in Columbus, OH.

The photo of the penis touching the bread had a caption with the employee’s name, saying “I will be your sandwich artist today.”

At least this wasn’t a Jack in the box restaurant. Then I’d be blogging about the special Jack Sauce

Early Morning Open Thread

Aside from searching for a better dedicated server I didn’t do much. It was cold out today so I mainly stayed in and drank tea on my day off. I goofed around, talked to friends in mumble, played some Serious Sam, bought some gifts for future use and few other things. I touched SFM last night, but don’t think I’ll be releasing anything just yet. I’ve really been burnt out lately due to work so I can’t help but screw off. 😛

Time to upgrade the dedicated toaster.

I think I have outgrown my linux box. I’m contemplating getting something like this to replace our current box which is an older proliant. With that I would have lots of room and better support for the TF2 particles. Between running multiple servers and the enormous amounts of particle systems for TF2 lag becomes a royal pain in a matter of seconds.

Gaming laptops? Those aren’t meant for playing games.

During my lunch break I listened to a couple of guys (who were looking at my laptop) discussing how laptops were not made for gaming… as I was playing Serious Sam 3 in offline Steam on highest settings.

Such a shame that they didn’t walk on by.

Another day where I lose faith in humanity.

I was hanging some jeans tonight when I heard chatter between two girls with valley girl accents (cringe) and a baby shopping in the plus sized section. One of them said something that well… caught me off guard. She said “I want to try all these things on. But I have this stupid baby”. An alarm bell rang in my head and all I could hear was… WHAT? I had to see if this was a teenager. No, it was a mother… I hope that “stupid baby” grows up to tell their stupid bitch mom about how much of a winner she actually is.

It never ceases to amaze me how heartless people can be to each other, in some cases even their own family. I see parents all the time that let their kids run rampant so they can have a break. Or they ignore their child completely when it wants something, like going to the bathroom as an example. The most common response I hear is “Well hold it” and sometimes they can’t. Then the parents will either complain, act totally surprised, or walk away like it never happened. Why did this happen? Because shopping is waaay more important. Because you know, consumerism is everything in life. Possessions before people. That’s why every holiday just about has a giant sale, and why most jobs over here involve selling goods instead of making them.

The only values people seem to pay attention to are the ones on their dollars… and they can barely get that right.

It’s nice to know where you stand.

I found out today that one of my bosses will be out of work for quite some time. She hurt her back while working in a checkstand downstairs (they love to call her down there non stop) and the people in charge down stairs didn’t let her go until every customer was served. They didn’t even try to find someone to take her place. I wasn’t surprised, but I still blew a gasket. If it were me I would have walked out. I mean come on. She fucking hurt herself! What the fuck is next? If you have a seizure? Try to press the right buttons?