Nothing says put me in jail like stealing tons of jewels then posting about it on facebook…
Investigators combed CCTV footage, which allegedly revealed that Rodriguez had followed the man prior to the attack. Investigators also searched telecommunications and social media, which indicated he left the U.K. with a false passport for a vacation to Rio de Janeiro, then headed to Colombia, investigators said.Police said his Facebook page was “littered with pictures” of his trip to Rio.
So, who would like to own their very own ripped apart female torso wearing a bikini of the British flag?
Needless to say I’m not surprised. It’s disturbing without a doubt, but to each their own. My only question is why no male zombified torso? I mean you know… Equality and all.
Oh, there’s also this interesting find.
Last night on the Steam forums, a Dead Island player revealed that he’d discovered a shockingly offensive skill name when digging through the game’s code.
The ability, titled “FeministWh*rePurna” was discovered uncensored in the Data0.pakDatadefault_player_setup.scr file. It is believed to have been an early name for the Gender Wars skill, which gives female character Purna extra damage against male opponents.
Oddly enough, Dead Island was one of the titles I got during the last Steam sale. I haven’t gotten around to playing it yet. But might have to play as that character specifically. 
Oh how one bit of code can make a difference. 
No? Well you and Canada have something in common. Mens Rights Activists are worried about these imaginary sex bots being outlawed in Canada. They made it up so it must be true. :O
You may wonder: Why didn’t I read anything in the papers about this Human-Robot Personal Relationship Act? Why haven’t I heard about this Ministry of Robots and Artificial Intelligence?
Well, you guessed it. Because neither of them exist.
Why can’t these people be pissed off at something that isn’t imaginary?
Before blogging about this I showed it to Yutram who happens to live in Canada. This new “act” hasn’t changed anything for us. The Microsoft USB dildo is just too pricy…
IBM’s American super computer “Watson” discovered Urban Dictionary recently. As a result he had to be censored.
According to Eric Brown, an IBM research assistant and the “brains” behind Watson, he and his 35-person team wanted to get IBM’s supercomputer to sound more like a real human. In Brown’s mind, what better way to learn the intricacies of informal human communication and conversation than having Watson memorize the Urban Dictionary?
Such actions have their consequences.
Watson may have learned the Urban Dictionary, but it never learned the all-important axiom, “There’s a time and a place for everything.” Watson simply couldn’t distinguish polite discourse from profanity.
Just like a true American. 😀
It seems Microsoft dildos may not be that far off.
The products on sale on the site include erotic lingerie, lubricants, creams, literature, accessories and so on. Thatspersonal.com has tied up with several global brands to exclusively sell their products in India.
Does that come with tech support? 😀
Meanwhile, Gabe Newell who also used to work at Microsoft, is swimming nude in money generated by nothing but TF2 hats purchased by 12 year olds the world over.
Razer has a new gaming tablet coming out. Though it seems to be a bit lacking for $1,300. If you’re going to shell away that much money you might as well get a good gaming laptop. Hell, you’ll save money AND have USB 3.0.
11:43 PM – SHPILE: use voice chat
11:43 PM – SHPILE: now
11:43 PM – Jadenrosh: No.
Metallixblue disconnected.
11:43 PM – SHPILE: ok now I am beating up my brother on it
11:43 PM – OverlordTomala: Logs in… Uses Gmod… Tells us to use voice chat. I sense 12 year old in this one.
11:43 PM – advicebanana: your attempts at attention whoring are futile
11:44 PM – SHPILE: fine don’t belive me go on and lisrten to him scream
11:44 PM – Jadenrosh: No one gives a flying fuck
SHPILE left chat.
SHPILE entered chat.
11:44 PM – SHPILE: belive me now
11:44 PM – SHPILE: he is crying
11:44 PM – advicebanana blocks
11:44 PM – SHPILE: all because of you
11:44 PM – OverlordTomala: Pics or it didn’t happen.
11:44 PM – Eviltebor: ha
11:45 PM – SHPILE: ok then
11:45 PM – advicebanana: no, it’s because you’re a piece of shit. now go away
11:46 PM – SHPILE: http://realanalpics.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/exotic-chick-buttfucked-3.jpg
11:46 PM – SHPILE: ther it is
11:46 PM – SHPILE: now your proof
11:46 PM – OverlordTomala: I don’t want pictures of your mom
11:46 PM – SHPILE: thanks
11:46 PM – advicebanana: 0o
11:46 PM – SHPILE: thats a compliment
11:46 PM – OverlordTomala: I want pics of your brother crying
11:46 PM – SHPILE: ok then
11:46 PM – SHPILE: fine
11:47 PM – SHPILE: http://mistervazkezneighborhood.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/kid-crying.jpg
11:47 PM – OverlordTomala: Your brother, not you 😛
11:47 PM – SHPILE: http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/extras/image/name/san1/776/194776/scary-maze-game-tribute.jpg
11:48 PM – SHPILE: this is the real one
11:48 PM – OverlordTomala: I don’t see any crying. Your’re starting to lose points
11:48 PM – SHPILE: http://selfproclaimedmegalomaniac.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/one-missed-call_1191.jpg
11:48 PM – SHPILE: http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/234/7/a/Reunited__seriously_scary_3_by_steelgohst.jpg
11:48 PM – SHPILE: there
11:49 PM – SHPILE: thats it
Flugan entered chat.
11:49 PM – SHPILE: http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/234/7/a/Reunited__seriously_scary_3_by_steelgohst.jpg
11:49 PM – OverlordTomala: Hello
11:49 PM – SHPILE: http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/234/7/a/Reunited__seriously_scary_3_by_steelgohst.jpg
11:49 PM – SHPILE: http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/234/7/a/Reunited__seriously_scary_3_by_steelgohst.jpg
11:50 PM – SHPILE: like it
11:50 PM – OverlordTomala: You never looked prettier
Anytime someone links me a video that starts with some kind of special Windoze Movie Maker title I begin to sense fail (unless it’s a just a song). In this case the video is about an evil pair of pants. Why are they evil? They help girls in developing countries with things like say for example, an education? I guess if I were as uneducated as the creator of this video I would be offended too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5OFgtWsdAc&feature=player_embedded
I did find this to be rather clever.
The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn’t on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:
- The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We’re working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
- The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
- Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?
However, look carefully (here’s how) and you’ll notice something already floating in the sky — that’s no Moon, it’s a Space Station! Yes, we already have a giant, football field-sized International Space Station in orbit around the Earth that’s helping us learn how humans can live and thrive in space for long durations. The Space Station has six astronauts — American, Russian, and Canadian — living in it right now, conducting research, learning how to live and work in space over long periods of time, routinely welcoming visiting spacecraft and repairing onboard garbage mashers, etc. We’ve also got two robot science labs — one wielding a laser — roving around Mars, looking at whether life ever existed on the Red Planet.