In case most people don’t know. I adore the trollface. In fact go over and check this out. I lol’d. 😀
Gehn never looked prettier.
Want some of Glenn Beck’s special jarate?
Glenn Beck, infamously being known as yet another crazy radio show host and has been on both CNN and Fox News is trying to get back into media. How you may ask?
So he pisses in a jar, sticks an Obama figurine in there, and calls it art. Honestly I think the sniper should sue. Or at least Jarate him with his own piss jars.
garrysmod and kinect.
Well it’s official, garrysmod will get kinect support. 😀
Hmmm, this almost makes me wish I could take my Kinect with me so I could plug t into my laptop during my lunch break and make myself into even more of an ass. 😀
Taking it all too hard.
So let me start off by saying that I had a great day off today. I decided to just do nothing today and lay in the comfort and serenity of my bed and blankets, whist dreaming about being in a bed and blankets. But then I awoke to reality and had an interesting conversation at the dinner table tonight.
Apparently my mother had another confrontation with the creep that has been seeking me out. He “apologized” and gave her a note. In the note he confesses that the love of his life died in his arms and it brought him such trauma. And somehow just by seeing me he had those same feelings of being with her. But he doesn’t want a “relationship”.
If that wasn’t creepy enough, he apparently went to our Human Resources lady and complained to her for about 45 minutes about how he’s being seen as the bad guy and that he’s actually the victim. Then he rambled something about stuff in Vietnam and how it’s somehow related…
I think it’s time for me to get out my pitchfork and demand that this asshole be removed once and for all. What he’s doing is sexual harassment. I don’t even walk at night anymore because of this stupid fuck. If they don’t do anything about this, I’ll make them regret ignoring me. If I have to I’ll get my own restraining order, then I’ll turn around and get back at the company.
Don’t fuck with me.
Why not to trust facebook. They can’t tell the difference between titties or elbows.
It put up a photo of a woman in a bath. Her reddish elbow was placed in such a position that an initial glance might deduce certain breast-like qualities — though lacking certain breast-like qualities too.
The things people name their children.
It’s been known for quite a long time that names for kids have gotten strange over the years. Some parents name their children after cars (Porche is a popular one), and there as one case where someone named their daughter Cyan (after CyanWorlds) a few years back on one of the Uru related sites. But now it’s possible that parents named their child Hashtag.
One would hope that this is a hoax, because the alternative is that an 8-pound newborn baby girl has entered this world burdened by the name Hashtag.
It won’t be long before people start naming their babies after everyday items around the house.
You’ve seen The War On Christmas. Now it’s The War On Men and Marriage trololololol
From the same place of course.
…I’ve spoken with hundreds, if not thousands, of men and women. And in doing so, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a subculture of men who’ve told me, in no uncertain terms, that they’re never getting married. When I ask them why, the answer is always the same.
Women aren’t women anymore.
This explains EVERYTHING about me.
Ladies are not ladies! Men are still men, but they are sad menz who don’t want to get married! This war is ON.
Looks like just another excuse for men to sleep with other men…. or livestock.
I recommend reading the entire thing for a good set of lulz.
A clusterfuck waiting to happen.
Quite a bit of drama in the work place tonight. We had a shoplifter tonight stealing a pair of boots. She walked out the door and got away. Turns out it was the 16 year old daughter of one of my former co-workers in the bakery, and the poor woman goes through a lot as it is. She has cervix cancer (and has lost a ton of weight because of it) and can’t get out of an abusive relationship with her husband due to money issues. She works 3 jobs to support her kids, and now this happens… and apparently the girl is pregnant too.
If that wasn’t enough of a clusterfuck it gets worse. The girl is staying with another girl who happens to work at the store. When she saw her friend walk out of the building with the boots she didn’t know how to feel.
