Taking a break from reviews and storylines this week. This week we have screwing off in TF2! Featuring Ivan_Fookinov, Yutram, Kaelis and Tomala.
O SHIT!!!!! SUMTING WRANG IN UH PORN MAGUHZEEN!!!!!11111111
Taken from a blog I read regularly, Balloon Juice. Someone is pissed off about something that happened in a Hustler magazine…
Long story short. SE Cupp (woman who believes the only form of birth control should be none) was poorly photoshopped in hustler with a dick in her mouth… really? Naturally there was outrage on the right first, then outrage on the left shortly after. Oddly enough it was someone on the right who pointed it out, meaning that they may possibly have a subscription?
But really. Outrage at a porn magazine? Fuck, people really take their porn seriously these days.
Man was today weird.
Work was weird today. Especially with one of my co workers. He’s a nice kid, 17. He was a bit unaware of the people around him though. He didn’t say what book he was reading, but it’s one about a guy getting his brain placed in a woman’s body. So we talked about what we would do if I became a guy or if he became a girl. My response was “search for every old guy/tweaker who ever tried to cop a feel or try to date me”. Then he started talking about sex in general (he watched Sex Ed recently). AROUND AN OLD LADY!!!! I kept trying to signal him to shut his mouth., But he kept going on and on and on, and finally I put a finger to my mouth to signal him one last time. He turned his head and clammed up. She looked at me funny then I looked at her funny. She said nothing to me and vice versa,
So after she left I had to let him know “I TRIED TO SIGNAL YOU!!!!” and he was like “It wasn’t like I was talking about having sex with the customers!”. Personally I didn’t mind talking about it (the discussion was more along the side of science rather than… giggity)
Anyway… Then we started talking about religion, we agreed on pretty much everything. Then discussed who could be more cruel, men or women? He said women since they can manipulate Men’s emotions. I gave my opinion. Both sides can be cruel. I don’t believe cruelty is a gender specific thing. I’ve seen some manipulative bitches, but I’ve also seen men being outright abusive. So I would have to say that’s just human nature in general.
Man was today deep and trippy.
Late Night Open Thread
Got my work uniform ready for later today. As well as all of the other bells and whistles I hand picked. Since the weather has been a bit crappy the last few days (and still supposed to be) I think I’ll keep the makeup to a minimum. So for my 7 day work week I picked the following daily care:
- Lipstick/gloss
- Foundation
- Blush
Maybe even some pink nail polish… Which really isn’t like me at all, but I’ve been meaning to try some new stuff. Once again I had another day off where I didn’t accomplish anything for my projects. Good thing I’m as far ahead as I am. Ah well. Edit a new victory end song for the TF2 server in Soundbooth then call it lights out.
Girly Open Thread
Well. I’m on part 2 of my weekend. Seems I’ll have more work for this week and next week. A new hire at work walked out on her first day. So they shuffled people around and I get an extra day this week and next week. Both are full shifts so that’s always nice.
But it’s my day off. I really should try to stop thinking about work for a moment. I think I’ll post about something I’ve been doing more of lately since the weather has gotten better. Makeup.
My mother works in the cosmetics section, so she gets sent all of these free samples to try. She got quite a bit at a convention she went to a month ago. So quite a bit of it ended up being my birthday present. Not complaining at all.
One of the things I got was a primer and eyeshadow combo from CoverGirl. It’s oil based, so it will last for a long day out and about. I haven’t used it on it’s own yet (but you can!), instead I have been putting eyeshadow over it.
This is one I got last year that I recently opened. The black and silver are very shimmery. So I use the silver as the base coat (even though it’s supposed to be the browbone) , a light touch of pink halfway through (can’t entirely coat my eye with it since too much pink on me doesn’t match the rest of me) and a little brush of black at the outer part of the lid.
I also have a nice collection of mascaras. I use this one the most though:
As for the boring foundation and powder part. I use basic CoverGirl TRUBlend for that currently. A bit of some blush, then for the lips. LipSmacker. Because I have a gigantic collection. Like everything else I have, most of this stuff is given to me and it collects over time. Just like my bath product collection… Combine all of that on my face and you get:
The rise, fall, and rise again of George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina
Man, first I miss out on the solar eclipse because of work, now I miss out on the closing, opening, reclosing etc of ever so brave George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina. George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina is having a really shitty time on the internet lately hasn’t he? Of course he’s too stupid to figure out that he’s been digging his own net based grave.
Believe it or not, a snarky website called glossy news held an interview with George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina. Yes… This is real. Here is a quick summary of what George Tierney Jr of Greenville South Carolina actually believes.
- Georgetown is a fake Catholic university
- The war on women is as fake as the war on blacks and illegals
- Lou Gehrigs comes from Iraq
- Muslims have a pact to infiltrate western politics
- Barack Obama’s real name is George Sorrento
- America was at war with Russia in the 70s
- Obama is personally arsenic-deathing all the cancer-curing doctors
The full 44 minute log of the interview is on that site if you wish to read it. The audio interview is available as well for those who request it. Now, if you want to see some more of the awesomeness that is George Tierney Jr of Greenville South Carolina, check out this link. It seems George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina is attacking a wide array of people, from The President and First Lady to Data from Star Trek and Tom Hanks. George Tierney Jr of Greenville South Carolina really gets around!
Oh what’s this?
Is it me, or is George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina preparing himself for being nailed to a cross in that pic? At this point he might as well prepare. Especially with more ugly truth coming out about George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina. Like George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina’s restraining order for example George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina really knows how to handle the ladies doesn’t he?
Edited to add even MOAR George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina
“When I’m Tierney’s Whore”
Special credit goes to FreddyD of the slackers forums for writing this up in our thread about George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina. He wrote a parody, to the tune of “When I’m 64” by The Beatles.
Write me some hate mail
Tweet me some bile
Saying “Hey fuck you”
Make me feel like I’m shitting shattered glass
Pull some bad words out of your ass
Scold me as slutty
Won’t you revile
Make me beg for more
Will you still hate me, will you berate me
When I’m Tierney’s WhoreEvery summer we will celebrate
The night you poked me with a fork
In the eye
We shall see a shriiiiinnnk…
Won’t you tell me just once more
That your shit don’t stinkSlice up my buttocks
Carve up my thighs
Make me scream and bleed
Turn me into piles of tender twitchy puss
Yes I’ll even lick up the muss
Jab some electrodes
Turn up the volts
Do what I deplore
Will you still hate me, will you berate me
When I’m Tierney’s Whore
Open Thread totally not involving George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina
Well, the good news is that my back is finally feeling better after loafing around today. Had a bit of rain sneak up on us today so that meant I got to laze about on my day off. Been watching the blog statistics since yesterday and I would like to thank George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina for getting lesser blogs and forums like myself more known in other realms! Just keep doing your thang and entertain us all. As for anyone else who found this place, hello! Feel free to comment! Don’t be shy. Don’t want to comment? You’re still welcome.
Now, I didn’t really work on any projects today (though I feel I should have). Instead I did science things in Portal 2. Quite a few friends of mine released some fun, strange and strangely fun test chambers to play. Might have to do reviews of them. Perhaps make my own challenges as well? I have always considered GLaDOS to be some form of role-model. Certainly far better than George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina. Much more human too.
Still on the note of science I also did some co-op. Been so long since I’ve done them that I feel as though I’ve gone slightly senile.
So I heard something about some guy named George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina
You can read the original article that I read. It’s a good read. Or this link here where I originally found it.
It seems George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina doesn’t know how teh internetz works. George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina tweeted to Sandra Fluke. If you don’t know who Sandra Fluke is here is an article. Here is the tweet:
Of course when George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina wrote this tweet, George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina thought he was only using his “inside voice”, because you know. REAL men like George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina tend to quietly yell at women over the internet from the safety of their monkey sheets in mom’s basement. Y’know, just to show them whose more dominant! However, George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina didn’t expect her to retweet what George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina said so that her thousands of female followers could see how much of a redfaced redneck George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina actually is! So anyway, I guess George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina decided to google George Tierney and HOLY DICK SAUCE!!!! The internet remembered what he said! What are the odds?
But wait!!! It gets better!!!
George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina contacts Jane Hampshure of Firedog lake with some interesting demands.
Whoever runs this site needs to take my damn comments off of it. I did not give you permission, nor did you ask me for it. It shows up on google and I will see a lawyer if this doesnt disappear. Ask me before posting bullshit about me. You fuckers had no right.
Sincerely,
George Tierney Jr
Then George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina gets a response.
Dear Mr. Tierney,
It is site policy to establish that you are actually George Tierney, and not someone claiming to be him, in order to engage you on this matter further. Please have your lawyer confirm that you are in fact the George Tierney referred to in the post and I will be happy to discuss the matter with him. My contact information is below.
Oh but it gets better…
You dont get to make the rules. I am the george tierney that made the comments to sandra fluke, not to you..take it off google. If it goes to a lawyer, it will be settled in court, with me getting paid.
Sincerely,
George Tierney Jr
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA… oh wait. George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina seriously thinks that’s how the internet works. That is just so terribly hilarious. Sorry Mr George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina, but that’s not how the internet works. It’s like Las Vegas, whatever happens on google, stays on google.
So in conclusion I think I found the lesson here:
…and now that all that money he spent on eHarmony is just fucking wasted because ladies will not want to go on a date with him ever ever again besides the fact that all he ever wants to talk about is golf which is like the third gayest sport ever. Besides, also: boring.
The lesson is why use eHarmony to look for women when you can just say stupid shit to Sandra Fluke or some other popular woman? You’ll be surrounded by more women than you could ever shake your stick at!
Edited to add George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina. It needed to be done.
Update
It seems George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina has posted another tweet. George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina’s father George Tierney Sr is getting harassed by people that sonny boy George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina pissed off. So if you want to give him some love, or gay porn you can email him atgeotie2323@yahoo.com
Sunday Night Open Thread
So the weather here has been nice. Not cold or overly hot. Which means I can wear makeup without worrying about it washing away when going outside to help people at work. Been trying some new glittery stuff and eye primer. I think me wearing makeup scares people. They like it but they’re not used to it since normally I don’t wear any (either too lazy to wear it or afraid of it washing off.
Work was pretty calm today. I worked nutrition which meant I only had to deal with people who had concern for their overall health. No assholes or weird people. My back is still kind of bothering me. Not as bad as yesterday but I can feel burning in my shoulder blade areas. I think I need to think about taking a vacation soon. I’ve been feeling pretty achey lately.