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Not sure if advertising or being an asshat.

Had a busy day of work. Nothing terrible until the end. There has been this old guy that’s been coming in, I’ve only talked to him a few times. Ever since he asked me what I would be doing for my summer vacation (which would be working) he seems to enjoy boasting about how he’s glad he doesn’t have to work unless he wants to. Then he tells me it was all because he didn’t party and worked for the military (not sure why he threw in the partying part). So far he’s had this conversation with me about two or three times. The result is me usually listening to him about how awesome his retirement life is and about how he has more money than he could ever want.

This is all fine and good don’t get me wrong. But why does he have to tell me over and over again (even in the same conversation) that he’s well off? Is he trying to impress me? Seriously, it was almost time for me to leave tonight, and he kept spouting the same lines over and over again for about ten minutes. How he’s thankful that he has a great life and doesn’t have to worry about anything, he can work only if he wants to, then kept wondering why people don’t join and serve their country and thought maybe it was either people being afraid or just not wanting to be patriotic… The way he was wording himself made it seem like he was trying to get some kind of reaction. But I do well keeping a poker face, after all I’m well known for saying anything with a straight face.

I have family and friends who are either serving or have already served. I thank them for their sacrifice and strife. They fight so that we can be free. I may not be in any army branch. Does that make me a cowardly lazy ass? Apparently if you’re that guy…

Then I imagined myself telling a homeless person who lost everything how I’m thankful that I have a roof over my head with food… How well would that go over?

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Bork with Jack Daniels in the Pyronnes Mountains!!!!

Welcome bork to the Drunken Gaming Corner’s Coverage of the Tour de Underpants!  Yes indeed, I will continue spamming the blog up with my Tour de Underpants coverage!  Yays!

Stage 16 promises to be an epic day of racing after a day of rest, as the riders travel from Paul to the scenic Bagna Res-de-Luchon through the Pyrenees Mountains near Spain.

While we were away on break, it turns out that Frank Schleck tested positive on his drug test, so he is out of the Tour for the year.  Borkers!

The lead group has about 38 riders in the breakaway at the Col du Tourmale in the Pyrenees National Park, ahead by 2.5 minutes.  A beautiful and sunny day in France, about 80 degrees Fahrenheit.  The coverage picks up towards the top of the first hill climb.

Fredrik Kessiakoff is in lead overall for the polka dot jersey.  Oh, Thomas Voelker was able to come up from behind and get the points from Kessiakoff on the mountaintop!  Nicely done!

Now the leaders are flying down the hill as they descend 4,500 to the valley down below.  Due to the steep descent, this is a very dangerous part of the course.  Don’t crash, dear riders!

A guy in an all-blue body suit is running along with the riders.  Is that you, Yutram?!?!?!?!  LOL!!!!

Oh mys, the announcer said that the motorhomes started parking on the top of the hill climb like four days ago to get the primo spots!!!  Yikers!

Now they are pedaling through some ancients towns and past some ancient barns.  Oh noes, they had a crash on the corner!!!!  Yauheni Hutarovich may not be able to continue on since he appears to be in pain!

The peloton is over seven minutes ahead with a group of 16 leaders there in La Mongie (Bagneres-de-Bigorre).  There must be a big bag here somewhere- LOL!

They have started the second hill climb here, and the crowd has gone wild here!  One guy was dressed up in a sombrero, another guy dressed up in men’s swimsuit thing with a G-string up his crotch and we was running along with the peloton – LOL!  This area looks like the Party Zone, perhaps a bit towards Gripp (Campan).  So party on meh hearties and let your freak fly here!  Get out your craziest costume!  Cheer your lungs out for your favorite riders!!!  Run and wave your freak flag at the helicopters!!!!  “If you got Jack in your cup, go raise it up!” 

The Wine of the Day is Jack Daniels because people here really know to how to get wild and have a great time!!!! Yays!!!!!  Party Hearty!!!! 

Nice tarp sign by the farmers of the area, with the plastic mouth that appeared to open and close.

They have worked their way up the second summit now with the peloton behind by over ten minutes!  Voekler and Brice Feillu battled it out with Voekler winning the hill climb.

On the downhill side, I wonder if that spectator was taking a leak down the side of the mountain, or if he was just enjoying the epic view – LOL!

Everyone made it down the mountain safely and the leaders have started the next uphill segment, the Col de Peyresourde. Voekler is really grimacing here as he gives a full effort uphill!  Excellent drive, Voekler!

Oh noes, the spectators keep crowding on the course and making it difficult for Voekler and the other riders to get by.  I wish the race organizers would send a couple of motorcycles ahead to clear a path for the riders!  Voekler is waving his arms to the spectators to please clear the way!  Borkers!

And basically it was Voekler all the way to the finish!  Awesome racing today!  And he received the ‘Fighting Spirit’ award for his efforts!  Yay!

Many of the riders were obviously quite tired by the time they crossed the finish line. 

Voekler was having fun on the podium today – Yays!  Wiggo retains his Yellow Jersey.  Wow, the winners spent like five and a half hours riding through the Pyrenees Mountains!!   Amazing!!!

Voekler also has the polka dot shirt and he seemed so happy and proud to have taken over the lead from Kessikov.  Voekler also won the Prix de Combative!   He totally cleaned up today!  Awesomely done!!!! Yays!

Voekler is left-handed!  Wheeeees!

Thank you for once again following the Tour de Underpants!  We only have four more stages left, so get ready for the finale in Paris – Yays!!!!

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Another reason why I’m not a fan of facebook.

Not that it would affect me in this particular situation.

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Washington Facebook Voter Registration

OLYMPIA, Wash. — Facebook users in Washington state will have something else to brag about to their online friends: that they registered to vote on Facebook.

The secretary of state’s office said Tuesday it will have an application on its Facebook page that allows residents to register to vote and then “like” the application and recommend it to their friends. It’s expected to launch as early as next week.

I read about this and thought it was one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard. Do any of these morons realize facebook keeps tabs on everything? Oh wait… We’re too fucking lazy to care.

I’m sorry. I’m not the kind of person that likes it when places like facebook or myspace keep tabs on everything that I do. Yes I understand that people use it also to find jobs or keep in touch with family. It’s just stupid that places like facebook use that sort of thing to exploit people into giving them their own personal information so that they may sell it for a profit. If anyone registers to vote via facebook they get whatever they deserve.

I’ll keep my blog and email thank you.

New Releases Of Awesome / You Can't Do That On XBox!

Source Games On Linux? Yes please!

Valve has put yet another blog together. This time for linux.

Last year, a team was put together to get Steam and Valve games to work in Linux. So far they have done a good job getting Left 4 Dead 2 to work natively with U’buntu.

“We’ll be posting more information about those projects (and others) on a regular basis. Since this is a new effort for the team, we’d love to hear your opinions about the blog so shoot us an email. We also encourage you to leave comments and ideas for future postings. We want this to be a community of game developers, communicating with each other and talking about current efforts and future efforts in a powerfully creative environment.”

For more information check out their official blog! Because I can’t be arsed to quote the entire thing.

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Camel Toe “Bulge” on the Slack Day on the Tour!

Hallo once again meh hearties!  Today is Stage 15 as the riders make their way from Samatan to Pau.  This is a relatively flat stage with plenty of scenic farmland and some gentle hills.

 

The coverage today begins at the sprint at Maubourguet.  No one was really sprinting here on the sprint straightaway, as the six leaders trundled along through the sprint.

Cool colorful mask sculpture in the center of a roundabout!  A pack of six riders is about five minutes ahead here.

Now the six leaders have pulled ahead as the rest of the peloton is slacking off and just cruising along as they please.  Nothing wrong with that!

OK, now the leaders are picking up the pace.  As they approach the finish, two riders as Pierrick Redrigo and Christian Vande Velde battle it out for the finish!  Redrigo has taken the lead with Vande Velde right on his tail.  Can he keep his lead?   Aaaannnddd……… it’s Redrigo!  Nicely done!

Pau is a very charming large town, with a beautiful, well-maintained château in the middle of town, complete with formal, tree-lined gardens.  Coolies!

Fredrick Kessiakoff is the lucky recipient of The Bulge of the Day for his impression of a camel toe while on the podium for the overall climber!  Looks like he has a camel toe cup on – LOL!

Wiggo retains his Yellow Jersey yet again while Sagen retains his White Jersey for Youthful Rider.  Nicely done!

Since we are still in the general area of the Limoux AOC, the Wine of the Day is Red Limoux!  It can be made Merlot, Cabernet Franc, Cabernet Sauvignon, Grenache, Malbec (under the name Cot), Syrah, and Carignan.   The wine must be a blend containing a minimum of three varieties, with no two varieties together exceeding 90% of the blend. Furthermore, Merlot must make up a minium of 50%, Grenache, Malbec, Syrah and Carignan must together make up a minimum of 30%. However, from the 2010 harvest, Carignan may not exceed 10%.  Got that? No worries, there won’t be a quiz on this!  For now, just drink it tram!!! Wheeeees!!!

Red Limoux can be difficult to find in the States, but that may change since some large wineries are looking into expanding their operations into this region for the production of red wine, so it must be good in order for Chateau Mouton Rothschild to look into it.

Tomorrow is a rest day, so I will see you all back here on Wednesday as the Tour starts up again in Pau and travels towards the center of France in Bagneres-de-Luchon!  Wheeees!  Have fun and stay safe out there!

All in an Overlord's day / Open Threads / Work1

A hard days night Open Thread

Got some bonus time tonight. Work had 3 sick calls so I did the best I could. Didn’t bother me at all seeing as I have the next two days off. I haven’t done anything tonight, I just chilled. Ever been too tired to do anything but not tired enough to sleep? That’s me even after the Mountain Dew. The GOOD mountain dew, not the shitty kind with High Fuckingtoast Crap Syrup.

Think I’ll go get some sleep.

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Nails in the Pyrennes!

Good Morgen meh hearties!  Welcome to Sunday’s coverage of Stage 14!  It should be an exciting day in the foothills of the Pyrenees mountains as they journey from Limoux to Foix!

And since we are going through the foothills of the Pyronnes, the Wine of the Day is any Blanquette de Limoux or Cremant de Limoux you can find in stock!  This is French sparkling wine and was invented in 1531!!!!   The main grape is Mauzac, typically having an apple-peel flavor.  Chardonnay and Chenin Blanc are often used here as well.  Sieur d’Arques is the largest winery in Limoux and is one of the brands most likely to be stocked in the States.  So Party On meh hearties trams!!!!!!  Wheeeees!

Today’s coverage begins at 68 miles out and the sound suddenly cut out.  Oh there it goes!  I wonder if the wind here is having some effect on Comcast.  The peloton is over 12 minutes behind in Mercus-Garrabet.  This is a beautiful, green, wooded area.  I wonder if the steam train will show up here.

We are approaching the sprint at Tarasco-sur-Ariege with six riders in the lead.  Peter Sagen was in the lead group, so of course he won, being the strong sprinter that he is!

Wow, epic stone bridges dating back to the Roman days!

They are starting their hill climb now in a relatively slow manner, outside of Port de Lers.  LOL!  Someone had a wooden sign that said “Vive le Tour” and a wooden guy on a wooden bicycle, and his wooden legs are actually pedaling the cycle!  Very clever!

They continue up their steady climb through the lush woods and past the many Norsk spectators as the peloton continues on towards the top of the hill climb. 

Oh noes, it’s raining here!  One of the Europecar riders hit a couple bumps on this narrow primitive road and his chain jumped off the gears.  He was able to get a new bike quickly.

The descent looks really treacherous as the leaders continue on, down the single lane primative road, around the sharp mountain turns, with lots of rain on the camera lens.

Oh noes, one of the leaders has all ready made his way to the second hill climb as the peloton starts their descent.  The road is made of the chip seal due to the large variations in temperature in the summer months, and other types of road surfaces don’t hold up as well in those conditions.  This rough road surface makes riding more difficult.

Much of this area is pure mountains and woods with no towns or buildings.  Oh, there went one small house and then an isolated barn a bit further down the road.

Oh noes, they have made their way to a very steep area with large trees and no visible towns here, a couple miles outside of Mur de Peguere.  The peloton is 15 minutes behind the leaders, and I hope the leaders aren’t going out too fast!

LOL!  The Clean Bottle character cracks me up and the way that, every year, there he is, bobbing along as he runs uphill and looking all top-heavy, as if he is ready to take a Clean Bottle faceplant!

One spectator has a fake tiger skin draped over him as he cheers on the riders.  The guy next to him goes wild as he claps and runs uphill like crazy – LOL!

Team Lotto has taken over the lead in the peloton with the leaders 16 minutes ahead now.  Looks foggy and misty here, further up in the Pyrenees.

Cadel “Cuddle” Evans is attacking up the hill on the peloton.  18% gradient here!  Five leaders on the way down as the peloton stretches out ad splits up.  The road towards the top of the hill is very narrow and will make it difficult to move ahead, so Cadel made his move early tram!

Sandy Casar is in the lead now as he flies downhill and the wind picks up.  Yes indeed, the peloton is going over a section of road that is about the width of walking path at about 19 miles away from the finish in Mur de Peguire.

Peter Sagan was able to shave off a corner and overtake Casar!  Peter Sagan and his protective cup tram!  Wheeees!

Ohhhs, epic castle ruins on top of a huge plateau with a view of the farmland below!  Beautiful!

Oh noes, 3 members of Team BMC needed new tires as they lost over a minute there!  Oh noes, he had to stop AGAIN and get a new rear tire, this time, losing another 30 seconds or so.

Peter Sagan keeps flying ahead as the peloton tries to reorganize itself.

Did someone throw nails on the course with the many, many flat tires that happened all in the same short segment of pavement, taking out some of the top riders?  I hope not!

Wiggo gets a new bike around Mouragues and gave up his lead.  He had a flat rear tire, but getting a new bike is faster.

There are only a seven miles to go as Peter Sagen in the lead.

Cadel “Cuddle” Evans stopped for a third time with yet another tire.  Someone else had a flat too at about the same time!  What a nightmare on the Tour today!!!

Foix is an epic, ancient city with narrow streets and sharp corners, as the cyclists pick up the pace towards the finish.

One of the BMC riders nearly rode right into another rider in a roundabout.   “That was a ‘tose one, Buckwheat!”  “No doubt, Alfalfa!”

Someone tossed their water bottle like week-old garbage – LOL!  He wants candy!

Cool diorama with farmers in traditional outfits and cows and some hay!

Just a couple miles to go now, and there goes another water bottle!  The peloton is wayyyyy back there now!!!

Oh noes, over 30 nails were found on the road!  Awful!  Cadel “Cuddle” Evans is pedaling his ass off after three flat tires!!!

With one kilometer to go, Luis Sachez is in the lead!  He’s cheering himself to the finish!  The crowd goes wild!  Huge smile as he crosses the line!  He looks really relieved as he gets beyond the finish!

The real competition came in for second place and beyond at the finish, with Sagen and Sanchez rounding out the top three today.

Wiggo retains his Yellow Jersey and is Bulge of the Day Winner!  Yays!  Nice show to our left tram!!!

Oh mys, Luis Sanchez has some serious varicose veins as he takes his turn on the podium!!! 

Today’s stage was a bit too exciting for me!  Whews!  Best of luck to all the riders on tomorrow’s stage as they continue through the Pyrenees towards Spain!  Should be beautiful!

Thank you for joining me here on yet another day of the Tour de France as we have made our way from Belgium to Spain!  Have fun and join me for the remainder of the Tour!

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Happy Bastille Day with Rose Wines! Party On Tram!

Welcome to the Bastille Day Coverage of the Tour de Underpants, here in the Drunken Gaming Corner!  So Party Hearty today to commemorate the 1790 storming of the Bastille, regarded as the turning point in uniting France as a country.

Today is also a special day since one of my friends has a birthday, but I won’t mention who it is since he prolly doesn’t want it announced all over the place!  So think of it as yet another great reason to Party On!  Yays!!!

And, since were on the topic, it must be time for the Wine of the Day!  I love rose wines, particularly when the weather is warmer or hot and the wine is well-chilled!  Very delicious and refreshing!  The only drawback is that these roses are often difficult to find in stock in the States.  So my recommendation is try anything you can find from the Coteaux d’Aix-en-Provence or the Coteaux Varois en Provence.  These are great food wines with nice acidity, and fun and festive by themselves!  Perfect for cheering on the riders with!!  Yays!! 

OK, back to the Tour!  The coverage begins at the feeding station at Quissac with the peloton about 5 minutes behind in this flat area, and Michael Morkov in the lead.   Awws, he wants to win today because his dad passed away five years ago today to cancer.  Go Morkov Go! 

Nice caravans in the hills now as the peloton pedals towards the Mediterranean.

Only 12 French riders have claimed victory on Bastille Day, so they are extra motivated today!  The French riders were seen drinking a second cup of cappuccino to get a good start.  And the French spectators and media have turned out in droves.  Wheees!

Oh, grape vines here!  Nice chalky cliffs toos!  This area must have been under the ocean millions of years ago, like in the Champagne area, giving Champagne a certain chalky characteristic to it.

Wow!  That was an epic picture from the helicopter with the peloton weaving it’s way through several switchbacks outside of Sauteyrargues! 

Down the road a bit, the sprint started in flat Mas-de-Londres with some beige colored buildings here.  Oh noes!!!  100 meters into the sprint Peter Vellas crashed into the barrier on the left side!  He seems OK and was able to pedal off, but he held up much of the peloton in the process.

Yays!  Nice 8 second wheel change!  Nicely done, Peter Sagan mechanic!  He weaved his way back through the peloton and past the team cars to catch back up.

Ohhhs, cool castle as part of the wine estate!

The peloton has been disrupted as they fly through some hills now outside of Murviel-les-Montpellier and have caught up a bit to the leaders, about 2.5 minutes behind.  And Morkov is in the lead!  Nicely done for Dad!

Very old Church of the Montpellier, so epic and beautiful!

That is cool!!!! A couple is getting married in a different, very old church as the Tour goes pedaling by!  Many of the guests were waving at the helicopter and the photographer came out and took a picture of the helicopter!  Congratulations, newlyweds!!!

Yes, I could use Six Days in Copenhagen, baby!!!! Oh wait, that’s a bike race and not some sort of drunken adventure!  LOL!

Ohhhs, the helicopter has a view of the Mediterranean now outside of Mireval.  Cool high-speed train going by too!  The wind has really picked up here, increasing the difficulty level of the race with Morkov still leading.

Morkov is racing all alone in front, down a long straightaway over a causeway.  Go Morkov Go!  You Rock!

Hmmms, not sure why the one cyclist keeps grabbing another cyclist’s bike seat – LOL!  They are conversing about something but not sure what.

The cyclists are getting closer to Sete now with more people along the road and on some overpasses, cheering on the riders.  There are some electrified rail lines and some industry here, perhaps a concrete factory.

There are some modern apartment buildings that look as they have a cage going around the outside of the porches – LOL!

Crash, several riders down!  Fredrik Kassiakoff hit his brakes so hard he flew over the handlebars!  I hope everyone will be OK!  One of the bikes has a very bent rim!

Now they weave their way through narrow streets in the very charming fishing town of Sete.  Beautiful snaking peloton through the town streets and around the waterways.

A bit further on down the road is some very interesting modern architecture in the hotel there!  I wouldn’t mind staying there!

Cadel “Cuddle” Evans is making some serious progress here as he passes up a whole bunch of people in the peloton.  He is only 23 seconds behind the leader, Markov now!  People are cheeering him on like crazy here on these narrow ancient streets in Mont Saint-Clair!  Go Everyone Go!

The hill is very steep here as they climb up and up with a view of the Mediterranean behind him.  Cheer cheer cheer!  Pedal pedal pedal!  The crowd is going wild!!!!  Can Markov keep his lead?

The peloton is all straggled out over the summit and Cadel leads the peloton now as he hauls ass down the backside of the hill.  This is a tricky descent through narrow twisting, ancient roads with palm trees and Mediterranean architecture with white walls, red roofs, arching doorways, and colorful swimming pools.

Modern architecture here outside of Mont Saint-Clair as the cyclist whiz by.  LOL – the vineyard parallels the rail tracks!  And now some of the spectators are in swimsuits with deep tans as they cheer the cyclists on!  Wheeees!  They wish they all were Mediterranean Girls!

They are riding along the beaches of the Mediterranean now.  They have since turned off with vineyards on both sides, and an industrial train with some interesting tanker cars with a frame around them.  The peloton is 20 seconds behind here.

The crowd has really gathered here in this flat breezy area and are cheering like crazy!  The two leaders are just ahead of the peloton with just a couple miles to go.  The cars are being called off the course.  The riders are digging deep as they start sprinting.    The peloton is catching up fast as they turn around a corner.  Sanchez starts sprinting like crazy with just a mile to go.  Who will pull off a victory here?  It could go to several peeps at this point!

Hagen is there and so is Wiggo!  Oh Wiggo is ahead!  Oh wait, Griepel sprinted ahead!  There goes Sagen!  A bunch of cyclists were right behind them!  They are all pedaling their asses off as they battle it out for the win!  Who can dig the deepest?  Aaaannnndddd, it’s Greipel!!!!  Nicely done!  Many riders all earned the same time since they all came across the finish so closely together.  What a thrilling finish today!!!

 

Markov said that he is happy with his ride today and that his Dad would be proud!  Awwws!

I like the Ferris Wheel in the ancient town of Cap-d’Agde!  Epic!  The ancient red roofs give the town a scenic look.

Greipel is just beaming with that victory!  Awwws!

 Oh noes, none of the winners were showing any junk – LOL!  I will have look for a Bulge of the Day Winner again tomorrow.

I look forward to covering tomorrow’s stage from Limoux to Foix!  Looks long, challenging, and scenic!  Have fun out there meh hearties!  Yays!