The Mind Of OverlordTomala

They seem to be asleep at the wheel as it were.

So I joined this forum a little over a week or two ago (I usually join each forum in the Uru community as I cross it) and it seems someone else got activated today while I remain in moderation. Interesting, no? I also read this:

In order to prevent spambots posting on the forum,
we require people to wait while Admin activate their accounts.
This is so that only genuine people who want join the forum do,
and the spambots don’t.

In order to make it easier for Admin to know you are a Myst player,
it is suggested you register with your MOULa / TOC avatar name.
If this is not possible, or you think Admin may not recognise it,
you can email alien@guildofsleepers.org to confirm you are a Myst player.
You can also contact Alien in MOULa or TOC to say you might register on the forum,
and Alien (the current Admin) will look out for your registration.

If Admin does not recognise the name you registered on the forum,
there is a good chance your registration will be deleted.

Alien

My name in the community isn’t exactly an unknown name. After all I know at least 99% of the community loves to hate me for reasons I’ve yet to understand… 🙂

I just went to register to see if my name was taken, and sure enough I got deleted from the database! I just signed up again… And if no one believes that I registered the first time:

Welcome to Guild Of Sleepers forums

Please keep this e-mail for your records. Your account information is as
follows:

—————————-
Username: Tomala

Board URL: http://62.176.105.9/guildofsleepers/forum
—————————-

Your account is currently inactive and will need to be approved by an
administrator before you can log in. Another email will be sent when this
has occurred.

Your password has been securely stored in our database and cannot be
retrieved. In the event that it is forgotten, you will be able to reset it
using the email address associated with your account.

Thank you for registering.


Yours snoozingly,
The Guild Of Sleepers.

Seeing as Alien has also been in the Slackers hood (I saw your name on the imager) they know who I am… I’m going to be polite and assume this was a mistake, but if it happens again… Things will get really interesting. 😉

On the lookout for a new blog theme.

WordPress updated their comments so that you can sign in via your wordpress account or some other social medium to post. It doesn’t seem to be compatible with this template unfortunately… Which is sad since I kinda like this one. Then again it’s been awhile since I’ve looked into templates. Might find another fun one to mod. 🙂

So if you see weird happenings I’m just futzing around.

In case you didn’t notice the shiny new button…

First of all, thank you to those of you on the site that actually got motivated enough to make posts without me having to get the whip out. 🙂 That said, we’re always looking for people to write articles, make videos or anything else they wish to add to the site. After all, it’s refreshing to hear from different viewpoints. So feel free to read our new “would you like to contribute?” page. Then we can REALLY have fun. Muhahahahahahhaa.

See the world through the eyes of your favorite TF2 class via your smartphone.

Now, I don’t have any kind of tablet or smartphone or even a regular cell phone. But I saw this pop up in my Steam News link and thought this was pretty funny.

This app is called Cam Fortress. You can’t really do much with it. But you CAN live out your fantasies as your favorite TF2 class! Always wanted to sneak up behind your boss with a spy knife? Want to pour into that unsuspecting SOB with Heavy’s minigun? Too lazy to do any of your own green screen work? Now you can!!! Also if you unlock a certain easter egg you’ll be able to play as a secret class.

And just like the game it’s based on, you can download the app for free. Sadly there are no hats…

EU BreakUp Party Ideas Tram!

Wow, sorry to be away from the SNews for so long, but I have been distracted with watching debris from Japan wash up onto shore, and with watching the European Union possibly breaking apart!  A bold experiment may be coming to a bankrupt end!  Grab yer popcorn and fav beverage and prepare to watch what comes next tram!  Or perhaps throw an EU BreakUp Party featuring Crostini and Chianti, Champagne and Fromage, or Tapas and Tempranillo and invite all your friends over to watch BBC and CNN!  Yes, bring us the hard-hitting facts, Wolf Blitzer tram!  Show us your best blow-dried hair and snazzy suit to bring us up-to-the-minute reporting from all over the Continent tram!  Yes, the EuroTour with Wolf Tram sounds epic!

 So get your EU BreakUp Party on until the next edition of the Drunken Gaming Corner!!!  Party On Meh Hearties Trams!!!!

 

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realMyst for iPad

So, Kaelis here with a review of Cyan Worlds’ latest iOS release: “realMyst for iPad”. You can grab it from the Apple App Store here. I’d recommend reading this review first, however.

My first experience with Myst was playing a friend’s copy of realMyst for pc, so realMyst has a certain nostalgia value, and well, to be honest, Cyan’s iOS port of this beloved game disappoints.

On loading it up, I was feeling rather positive, the opening was good, the new loading screens really added a nice feeling of how disorienting linking must be, I really, really like them. Its not a flyby, but having been in Uru for quite a while, it works,and it’s a huge improvement on those screens.

Ok, all looks cool, the water looks pretty decent, I thought as I wandered along the dock, I turned and walked into the imager room… And what’s this? A small loading bar as I wandered into the room. It yanked me right out of the world of Myst, and right back into my hotel room in Sydney. I thought to myself, surely they could’ve managed to at least have parity with the engine they had so many years ago – at least, I’d hoped, their new realMyst could page in content at least as well as plasma 1 did for the original realMyst

It was then that I wandered up to check out the library, and the observatory… More loading bars. I went ok… Let’s have a look at the books in the library… Well, yeah. The book pages were incredibly low-resolution, and grainy. They are actualy barely readable.

I went back over Myst Island and noticed more and more low-resolution textures, bad seams on the animated textured objects used as ripples in the water around the mast of the ship.

I haven’t mentioned this yet, but in general, the whole game is rather laggy, on a iPad3, and the control scheme is slow, clunky, and counterintuitive… You touch to move, any movement in that touch is interpreted as a swipe, and will turn you instead and you also touch to interact. I would’ve much preferred dual thumb/joystick style spots on the screen, and then touch objects to interact.

At this point, I realised that the “Epic Citadel” tech demo, that supports the first generation iPad had better performance (even on the aforementioned 1st gen iPad), looked significantly better, sounded better, and controlled better. The epic citadel demo had roughly the same amount to render, as Myst Island, if not more, infact.

As much as realMyst had a great deal of nostalgia value for me, that was about when I closed it in disgust. What exactly had Cyan been spending their time on? I know that the engine they used supports day-night cycles… Yet they removed the lovely ones from realMyst. I later tried to reopen it, only to be met with a massively long loading screen, it was about that point that I decided that this was no longer worth my time.

All in all a massive disappointment, I’d really recommend people steer clear of this one.

Once in a great while they play the epic guessing game. Am I a guy or a girl?

4:07 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: hey Doc this may or may not offend you but are you a guy or girl becuase your in alot of girl gamer groups or are you just llok for girls
4:08 AM – DoctorTomala: The answer is yes
4:08 AM – DoctorTomala: I am one of those
4:08 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: that helps
4:08 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: but which one?
4:08 AM – DoctorTomala: The one with the parts
4:08 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: that narrows that down to 2
4:09 AM – DoctorTomala: Indeed
4:09 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: so is it a B or G
4:09 AM – DoctorTomala: X
4:09 AM – DoctorTomala: X marks the spot
4:10 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: i’m just hoping its a B and G combined
4:10 AM – DoctorTomala: lol always a 50/50 chance :O
4:10 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: 🙂
4:11 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: well if you heard AC/DC playing down one way of a hall and 1 direction down the other which way would you go
4:11 AM – DoctorTomala: To the concert :O
4:12 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: of which one
4:12 AM – DoctorTomala: I only see  ACDC.
4:12 AM – DoctorTomala: Never heard of 1 direction
4:13 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: then increases the chance your a G by about 99%
4:13 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: b*
4:13 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: B*
4:13 AM – Richard Payton Dovahkiin: B*

That’s right folks! If you listen to ACDC you’re probably a dude…