So this fuckwit I banned from my L4D2 server was in one of the steam chatrooms tonight and remembered the epic beating I gave him for stealing all the health packs. I needed to take out my agressions on something today, so here’s a fun chatlog of all the best moments we shared!
6:46 PM – Davie: Tomala
6:46 PM – Davie: You fucking SUCK
6:46 PM – Tomala: Yes but you have to pay first
6:46 PM – Davie: I dont do men
6:46 PM – Davie: with money
6:47 PM – Davie: i’d try and get it free
6:47 PM – Tomala: I do…
6:47 PM – Davie: Shut up whore
6:47 PM – Davie: no one cares
6:47 PM – Davie: tomala
6:47 PM – Davie: Remember when i stole your medpacks and you and your friend raged like babies
6:47 PM – Tomala: Oh, it’s you…
6:48 PM – Tomala: How have you been?
6:48 PM – Davie: because you’re mad at the game
6:48 PM – Purple Lemon: Its been a loooooong time.
6:48 PM – Davie: Then you blocked me
6:48 PM – Davie: because i stole medpacks
6:48 PM – Davie: and tried to burn me
6:48 PM – Tomala: Yeah, that was fun :3
6:48 PM – Davie: because you couldnt handle the fact that i stole your medpacks
6:48 PM – Davie: it was fun
6:48 PM – Tomala: Actually because it was because you played like a total dickhole. But nevertheless…
6:48 PM – Davie: I told you im not good at the game
6:48 PM – Tomala: But you were cheap entertainment.
6:49 PM – Davie: but you’re being a fag
6:49 PM – Tomala: Right, which is why you decided to use all the medpacks. Because you fail that much
6:49 PM – Davie: you’ve played the game maybe 20 times over
6:49 PM – Davie: I needed health
6:49 PM – Davie: it was the only option
6:50 PM – Tomala: No, I was going easy because the person i was playing with was out of practice. Then you came in being a total fuckwit
6:50 PM – Tomala: Wastin’ the healz
6:50 PM – Davie: Practice for l4D?
6:50 PM – Davie: Lololol
6:50 PM – Davie: You serious bro
6:50 PM – Tomala: No, not really
6:50 PM – Tomala: I’m rarely ever serious
6:50 PM – Davie: You are serious bro
6:50 PM – Tomala: Unles it’s Serious Sam
6:50 PM – Davie: Whyuso serious
6:51 PM – Davie: you seemed serious when you got mad
6:51 PM – Tomala: No, you were just an excuse.
6:51 PM – Tomala: A pathetic one at that…
6:51 PM – Davie: Lol
6:51 PM – Davie: bro
6:51 PM – Davie: dont say that
6:51 PM – Davie: you knew
6:51 PM – Davie: i was the best
6:51 PM – Davie: player you’ve seen
6:51 PM – Davie: i never died
6:51 PM – Tomala: Right… You were the best at getting banned from my server :3
6:51 PM – Davie: Because im l4D pro
6:51 PM – Tomala: I’ll admit it
6:52 PM – Davie: You’re server is a laggy junk of junkity junk junk
6:52 PM – Tomala: It’s not my fault you game on a c64
6:52 PM – Tomala: Way before your time apparently
6:52 PM – Davie: Is it a bra size
6:52 PM – Davie: Well maybe
6:53 PM – Tomala: Wow, you don’t remember my voice do you XD
6:53 PM – Davie: Ya i do, you sounded like a man
6:53 PM – Tomala: heheheheheh
6:57 PM – Davie: I hunt aliens
6:57 PM – Davie: Its better then playing games
6:57 PM – Davie: with people like tomala
6:57 PM – Davie: whos a fag
6:57 PM – Davie: that hates medpack stealing
6:57 PM – Davie: and rages
6:57 PM – Davie: all over the floor
6:58 PM – Tomala: How do you type so fast while fisting a goat with the other hand? I’m curious.
6:59 PM – Ant: who me ?
6:59 PM – Tomala: No XD
6:59 PM – Davie: I dont know tomala please explain how you do it
6:59 PM – Tomala: Sorry, not my special
6:59 PM – Davie: while it seems like it
6:59 PM – Davie: i’d hit that goat after
6:59 PM – Davie: with a fist
7:00 PM – Tomala: Yeah, that’s what I’m asking XD
7:00 PM – Davie: after you’re done
7:00 PM – Davie: please finish
7:00 PM – Davie: i want it on your face
7:00 PM – Tomala: Nah, not everyone is into goats like you are
7:00 PM – Davie: Well i like goats in a sexual way. only because of their eyes
7:01 PM – Tomala: At least you’re honest mate
7:01 PM – Davie: walk up in the flower field
7:01 PM – Davie: and kiss it
7:01 PM – Davie: they have nice eyes
7:02 PM – Davie: Tomala
7:02 PM – Davie: its 10:00
7:02 PM – Davie: i
7:02 PM – Davie: i
7:02 PM – Davie: ii
7:02 PM – Davie: iii
7:02 PM – Davie: iiii
7:02 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:02 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiii
7:03 PM – Tomala: So you’re up passed your bedtime. Why should I care?
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: FUCK
7:03 PM – Davie: OFF
7:03 PM – Davie: TOMALA
7:03 PM – Davie: You ruined it
7:03 PM – Davie: you fucking idiot
7:03 PM – Davie: come on
7:03 PM – Davie: fuckers
7:03 PM – Davie: i
7:03 PM – Davie: ii
7:03 PM – Davie: iii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiii
7:03 PM – Tomala: Nah it was ruined. Right when you opened your mouth and brown fumes permiated the air
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiiiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: Woah
7:03 PM – Davie: you fuck
7:03 PM – Davie: why
7:03 PM – Davie: would you do that
7:03 PM – Davie: you fucking fucker
7:03 PM – Davie: with that fucking hat
7:03 PM – Davie: you fuck
7:03 PM – Davie: ii
7:03 PM – Davie: iiii
7:03 PM – Tomala: because you touch yourself at night. And mommy doesn’t approve
7:03 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:03 PM – Davie: iii
7:03 PM – Davie: WOW
7:03 PM – Davie: YOU FUCK
7:03 PM – Davie: WHY
7:03 PM – Davie: WHYY
7:04 PM – Davie: YOUR FUCKING SHIT UP
7:04 PM – Davie: WITH YOUR RAGE
7:04 PM – Davie: FUCUUCUUK
7:04 PM – Tomala: Cool :3
7:04 PM – Davie: ii
7:04 PM – Davie: iii
7:04 PM – Davie: ii
7:04 PM – Davie: iii
7:04 PM – Davie: iiii
7:04 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:04 PM – Tomala: Twatwaffles
7:04 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:04 PM – Davie: iiii
7:04 PM – Davie: FUCKo
7:04 PM – Davie: fo
7:04 PM – Tomala: lololol… You’re fun. One push and you spin for months
7:05 PM – Davie: least i dont sound like a guy tomala
7:05 PM – Davie: with a coutnry accent
7:05 PM – Davie: sheep herder
7:05 PM – Davie: ii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Tomala: So you have a vagina then?
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Davie: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
7:05 PM – Tomala: Pics or it didn’t happen.
7:05 PM – Davie: whats that
7:05 PM – Davie: i’m an alien i have hair
7:05 PM – Davie: to fuck with
7:06 PM – Davie: fuck off penis licker
7:06 PM – Davie: iiii
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiii
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:06 PM – Crazy: Davie
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiiiii
7:06 PM – Davie: woah
7:06 PM – Davie: fuck
7:06 PM – Davie: off
7:06 PM – Davie: i
7:06 PM – Davie: ii
7:06 PM – Davie: iii
7:06 PM – Crazy: You have OCD?
7:06 PM – Davie: iiii
7:06 PM – Tomala: Hey don’t involve my private business in this chat :O
7:06 PM – Davie: WOAH
7:06 PM – Davie: FUck off
7:06 PM – Tomala: Maybe I like dicks…
7:06 PM – Davie: In your ass
7:06 PM – Davie: ii
7:06 PM – Davie: iiii
7:06 PM – Tomala: Yeah, that’s where they go sometimes…
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiiii
7:06 PM – Davie: iiiiiii
7:06 PM – Davie: Only when you look as bad as you do
7:06 PM – Davie: ii
7:06 PM – Davie: iii
7:06 PM – Crazy: DAVIE
7:06 PM – Davie: iiii
7:07 PM – Tomala: Right, you know exactly what I look like. :3
7:07 PM – Davie: .o
7:07 PM – Crazy: i
7:07 PM – Crazy: ii
7:07 PM – Davie: …..
7:07 PM – Crazy: iii
7:07 PM – Davie: …
7:07 PM – Crazy: iiii
7:07 PM – Davie: ….
7:07 PM – Crazy: iiiii
7:07 PM – Crazy: iiiiii
7:07 PM – Davie: …..
7:07 PM – Crazy: iiiiiii
7:07 PM – Davie: …….
7:07 PM – Crazy: iiiiiiii
7:07 PM – Davie: …………..
7:07 PM – Davie: ………………..
7:07 PM – Davie: …………………….
7:07 PM – Crazy: THE BRO
7:07 PM – Davie: ……………………..
7:07 PM – Davie: ……………………………
7:07 PM – Crazy: DAVIE
7:07 PM – Davie: ……………………………….
7:07 PM – Davie: ……………………………..
7:07 PM – Davie: …………………………………….
7:07 PM – Tomala: You know instead of using multiple i’s you could just tell us how many cattle you’ve blown.
7:07 PM – Tomala: A rough estimate isn’t too hard to ask for
7:07 PM – Crazy: i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i
7:07 PM – Davie: sorry i dont live on a farm like you
7:07 PM – Davie: i dont have cattle
7:08 PM – Davie: near sheep
7:08 PM – Davie: nor
7:08 PM – Davie: nor horses
7:08 PM – Davie: nor ponies
7:08 PM – Davie: nor any animal
7:08 PM – Tomala: That’s because the farmers stopped trusting you a long time ago
7:08 PM – Davie: because i lock them in my shed because i hate feeding and cleaning after my stroked mother
kalu-stal left chat.
7:09 PM – cccpirategirl: i live on a farm!
7:09 PM – Davie: Shut up
Weezer entered chat.
7:09 PM – Davie: i hit women
7:09 PM – Davie: and kids
7:09 PM – Davie: with my hands
7:09 PM – Tomala: Cool. I’m hanging a baby out the window
7:09 PM – Tomala: Nude
7:09 PM – Davie: can i watch
7:09 PM – Weezer: Hey lads.
7:09 PM – Tomala: After pouring sacrifical blood all over it
7:09 PM – Davie: you drop it on the pavment
7:09 PM – Davie: i’d love to see its brains
7:09 PM – Davie: all over the floor
7:10 PM – Tomala: In taht case all you need to do is look down
7:10 PM – Davie: i once watched someone eat monkey brains
7:10 PM – Davie: it was AWESOME
7:10 PM – Davie: how do i look down
7:10 PM – Davie: im a dog
7:10 PM – Crazy: DAVIE
7:10 PM – Davie: what
7:10 PM – Tomala: No, a dog has more brains than you, and it’s more useful…
7:10 PM – Davie: Like?
7:10 PM – Davie: give me a situation
7:10 PM – cccpirategirl: i luff davie
7:11 PM – Davie: I’m a famous youtuber
7:11 PM – Tomala: Ok, you and a gaybar.
7:11 PM – Weezer: Famous youtuber.
7:11 PM – Davie: www.youtube.com/rebeccablack
7:11 PM – Weezer: Tell us moar.
7:11 PM – Davie: thats my channel
7:11 PM – Tomala: I believe it
7:11 PM – Davie: thanks
7:11 PM – Davie: i like music
7:11 PM – Davie: ya
7:11 PM – Davie: i know
7:11 PM – Davie: sweety go back to the van
7:11 PM – Davie: before i hit you
7:12 PM – Crazy: MY LITTLE PONY
7:12 PM – Davie: i dont get it
7:12 PM – Davie: will you stop breathing on the mic
7:13 PM – Davie: or whistling
7:13 PM – The Duster: any1 want to join my new group, Noob Inc.?
7:13 PM – Davie: thank you fag
7:13 PM – Davie: No
7:13 PM – Davie: Fuck off
7:13 PM – cccpirategirl: DAVIE
7:13 PM – Davie: ya
7:13 PM – cccpirategirl: shush 🙂
7:13 PM – Crazy: Are you a nice person?
7:13 PM – Davie: dont make me smack you
7:13 PM – cccpirategirl: 🙁
7:13 PM – Davie: its okay i wont hurt you
7:14 PM – Davie: unless im drunk
7:14 PM – The Duster: wispers to ccpirategirl sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
7:14 PM – Davie: wheres my case of coors light
7:14 PM – Davie: shut up
7:14 PM – Davie: fag
7:14 PM – Weezer: Light.
7:14 PM – Davie: dont talk to my wife like that
7:14 PM – Davie: I’ll
7:14 PM – $h0oT3r-M4N: Lol guys wtf?
7:14 PM – Davie: kill you
7:14 PM – Davie: with a hatchet
7:14 PM – Davie: you know
7:14 PM – cccpirategirl: aw!
7:14 PM – Tomala: His parents don’t know where he is
7:14 PM – Davie: like the brady bunch killed jason
7:14 PM – Weezer: Big case of ADHD. Nevermind, Shooterman.
7:14 PM – The Duster: im inviting any1 who wants to join my new group, Noob Inc.
7:14 PM – Davie: No one cares
7:14 PM – $h0oT3r-M4N: 😛
7:14 PM – Davie: stop spamming
7:15 PM – Davie: SHUT UP
7:15 PM – Davie: KID
7:15 PM – Davie: DoNT TALK ON THE MIC
7:15 PM – Crazy: HI
7:15 PM – Crazy: DAVIE
7:15 PM – The Fortuned Rookie: HI
7:15 PM – Tomala: You’re the only one on mic dude…
7:15 PM – Davie: DoNT TALK ON THE MIC
7:15 PM – Tomala: Eyes, fucking use them.
7:15 PM – Davie: Duster im gonna punch you cause you’re a kid
7:15 PM – Davie: Actually
7:16 PM – Davie: i’m 11
7:16 PM – The Fortuned Rookie: really
7:16 PM – Davie: i’m good
7:16 PM – Davie: shut up duster
7:16 PM – Crazy: DAVIE
7:16 PM – Davie: fag
7:16 PM – Tomala: He’s just up passed his bedtime is all
7:16 PM – The Duster: im 12
7:16 PM – Crazy: you we’re 12 once
7:16 PM – The Duster: weeeeeeeeeeeee
7:16 PM – The Fortuned Rookie: i know where u live
7:16 PM – Tomala: Mommy will come in soon to tuck him in
7:16 PM – cccpirategirl: we were all 12 once
7:16 PM – The Duster: im 12 right now
7:16 PM – cccpirategirl: apart from the 11 year olds
7:16 PM – The Duster: lol
7:16 PM – Davie: i live at 251 merlin cres
7:16 PM – Davie: london
7:16 PM – Davie: ontario
7:17 PM – Davie: shut up duster
7:17 PM – Davie: i hear your mom
7:17 PM – Davie: calling
7:17 PM – Crazy: Are you happy?
7:17 PM – Davie: in the background
7:17 PM – Weezer: So what? If you don’t act completly stupid like a fella called davie you are allright.
7:17 PM – Davie: ya
7:17 PM – Davie: i dont live ina ahouse
7:17 PM – Davie: you idiot
7:17 PM – cccpirategirl: i thought you lived in london!
7:17 PM – Davie: london ontario
7:17 PM – Davie: canda
7:17 PM – Kaiwea-№: I AM AN ATENTION WHORE
7:17 PM – Kaiwea-№: LOOK AT ME
7:17 PM – The Fortuned Rookie: haha lol
7:17 PM – Davie: shut up
7:17 PM – Kaiwea-№: I HAVE THE BEST THING TO SAY
7:17 PM – The Duster: it sounds like im on the USS Enterprise inside cvoicechat
7:17 PM – Crazy: I’M MORE OF AN ATTENTION WHORE
7:17 PM – Crazy: SPAM
7:17 PM – Crazy: D
7:17 PM – Crazy: 😀
7:17 PM – Crazy: 😀
7:17 PM – Crazy: 😀
And then he quit like a little bitch XD