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Today Valve fixed the Portal 2 SDK tools. So I decided to play around in Hammer map editor and faceposer. Fun stuff…

Don’t really have much planned for the rest of the day. Tomorrow I go back to doing bread for 2 days, get a day off and then continue doing bread again for almost the rest of next week. The way they play musical chairs with other peoples jobs when certain people go on vacation is laughable.

So to try and get to sleep early tonight I deliberately short changed myself on sleep. I’ve also been making sure to drink decaf teas. A favorite being the Alaskan strawberry with some honey.

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Zombie Asshats All Around!!!

Hoi meh hearties! Sorry to be away from the blog for a bit, but the pollen has really been bothering me in the last few days. I’ve taken enough decongestants for several people lately and while that does help, it has negative side effects as well.

It’s about midterm time now so I’ve had plenty of tests lately, so I’ve been spending most of my time studying and such.

In the meanwhile, the school appears to be taken over by Asshat Zombies! They are spreading their Asshattery to every corner and to every aspect of student life! Protecting myself from their stupidity has been a major undertaking as of late! Prepare yourselves from the upcoming onslaught of Zombie Asshats!!!! Get your Jarate Jars Ready Meh Hearties!

And in keeping with today’s theme, here are some of my favorite pond scum pictures:

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First time for everything.

Wore my L4D2 T-Shirt for the first time, played Portal 2 co op for the first time with a friend, and last night I played Killing Floor for the first time.

But last night there was a first I’d not like to see repeated. Next door at around 7:00pm things started getting a tad noisy, and it escalated after about ten. Music was playing loudly and banging could be heard. But then the banging began to move the knick knacks and pictures on the wall. Hell I was playing Killing Floor with my headphones up high filling my ears with gunshots and deathmetal and I could STILL hear the house vibrate.

The husband who lives there drove up with his mother, and apparently earlier their 13 year old daughter took their 11 month old boy before 7:00. They called the cops as we were about to. It turns out the wife was by herself getting drunk and wrecking the house. They talked to her, and things did calm down for a few seconds. So the cops told us that if she started acting up again to call them. About 15 minutes later we heard door slamming, we tried to wait for it to calm down again, but another 30 minutes later it sounded as though she was bodyslamming the garage door and destroying other parts of the house. We ended up having the cops come back and they had to arrest her.

We felt bad doing it, but it was just getting insane. Today the husband came back and took his personal belongings, him and the kids were moving out of there. Hell even the mother of the drunken wife was upset at her and was glad she was hauled off. They hope that this becomes some kind of wake up call for her as according to them she has had a drinking problem for quite sometime.

That was painful to watch…

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Boys and their toys

Well, if any of you thought the Yaoi on my blog over the years was bad, just wait until you read what I saw syndicated over at MystBlogs. I’m sure at some point it’ll get removed from both there and thednijazzclub, but since I’m not syndicated over there it’s time to have a little fun…

sober-toothed kumah: It’s a whole, full number, just like 1 and 2.
twaboop: Martha Stewart
sober-toothed kumah: but it’s bigger than 3.
twaboop: are we guessing the length of your penis.
theclam: yes
twaboop: yours?!
theclam: kumah’s penis is (ninja) inches long
twaboop: you’re a clam.
pheenxexual: clam’s have long tongues
theclam: no, my penis is [REDACTED]
pheenxexual: or wait, that’s oysters, hurr
twaboop: I thnk kumah’s penis is (puke) inches long (bow)
pheenxexual: sounds like you’ve thought about it quite a bit
twaboop: I’ve revised it.
sober-toothed kumah: no no no. My penis is about 6 and a half inches long.
twaboop: oh.
twaboop: why do you always say it’s short.
sober-toothed kumah: I don’t.
sober-toothed kumah: And actually, I showed a chick my penis last night. Your mother doesn’t count.
sober-toothed kumah: She said it was “Impressive” Anything will look big to a 3 year old.
biddly boppity bert: how nice
sober-toothed kumah: I’m guessing her boyfriend has a short penis. Duh… 3 year old boys have small penises
twaboop: “quaint” Yes, that’s how you describe something that’s very small…
theclam: “unobtrusive” Yes, small penises do not get in the way.
twaboop: “reasonable” Good for him, unreasonable penises usually end up in prison.
sober-toothed kumah: “The masterbater” Improved.
theclam: “well-compressed” Yes, small penises usually are.
twaboop: “would accent my decor rather well” If you decorate your house with dicks… Dr Wongburger is that you???
mandyputer: wtf is with all the launchers breaking
theclam: “pasteurized” IOW, sterile.
twaboop: “organic” I would hope so…
theclam: “made in berkeley” With all of his obsessing, I would have guessed San Francisco.
twaboop: “asymmetrical” You’ve seen it?
theclam: “proletariat” It’s a low class penis…. I knew it all along.
sober-toothed kumah: my penis is organic, until I use the strap-on fix’d
pheenxexual: Man, text looks really, really weird in Firefox 4
twaboop: “automorphic” At least once a day.
theclam: “anti-aliased” So he imported it into his games?
pheenxexual: Not bad, but I think it’s got subpixel rendering now
pheenxexual: Yeah, basically
twaboop: “well-rendered” Again… at least once a day.
pheenxexual: FARMS? IN BERKELEY?
theclam: “auto-updating” Yes, he downloads regularly.
twaboop: “cleanses the palate” Brushes the dogs teeth with it.
pheenxexual: That gif has so many good things going for it
sober-toothed kumah: “Shit cock” After he’s done with the dog…
theclam: “sandboxed” Needs all the traction he can get!
twaboop: “fab” I think you mean fap. This is Kumah after all…
theclam: “knock-knee” It scares him…
twaboop: “As big as the bee’s knees” Fixed.
pheenxexual: “shindig” Does a private party count as a shindig?
theclam: “epiphenomenal” There is a real one, and the one in his mind. Guess which is bigger…
pheenxexual: “hootenanny” Just can’t stop partying with that thing can’t he…
sober-toothed kumah: “Diabetic” Amputee candidate.
pheenxexual: “oodelally oodelally” Take that out of your mouth before you talk. Jeez…
twaboop: “the square root of two” it’s irrational!
theclam: “Ladies and gentlement, tonight we introduce, the prick of the hour, the wang of a thousand faces, it’s Kumah’s penis!” No, it’s the wang he WANTS in a thousand faces, and at MystBlogs he did it!
pheenxexual: applause
theclam: “applaudable”
pheenxexual: there’s a laudanum for that
twaboop: “certainly memorable” It’s hard to forget something that small.
theclam: “being repressed” Translation: Can’t get it up. Next…
twaboop: “unimaginative” Can’t spell his name in the snow…
kneeputer: http://i.imgur.com/B71Dv.jpg
theclam: “the tallest tree in the forest. with a herring” After the forest has been clear cut.
twaboop: “ethical” If it was ethical you’d think he’d keep it in his pants.
theclam: “dehydrated” Happens when you masturbate too much. Durr.
twaboop: “good with white wine” Not much bigger than a swizzle stick.

I may have too much time on my hands, but at least that’s all I have in them.

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Sunday Open Thread

Spring is here and you can actually tell! The sun is out but it’s windy as hell. Flowering tea sounded really nice so I decided to use my kettle for the first time, newest edition to my pot collection. Poured the hot water into the glass pot and the flower has bloomed nicely with refreshing green tea and jasmine.

Had a bunch of last minute “I forgot to get mom a present” shoppers. I can’t really complain much about work other than this was one of the few times where I’m glad I only worked 4 hours.

I don’t have to be in till 3pm tomorrow, so chances are I’ll be on for quite a bit today into tonight. Feels great to not be groggy.