The Mind Of OverlordTomala

If your eyes work then fucking use them.

So today I had 2 annoying customers. One was a lady that not only blocked my pathway to putting eggs on the shelf, but had to ask me why I was just standing around. I’ll give you a hint, it had to do with her fat ass not moving anywhere.

Second customer was this guy who looks like he’s in my age group, him and a friend of his (who looked stoned out of his mind) couldn’t understand our egg price wall (it lists what eggs we sell and what price they are), it’ll say things like “18 count” “JUMBO” “5 dozen” etc. I had no idea what point he was trying to make. But after about 3 minutes wasted on this dumbass I finally understood. He thought 18 packs came in ANY kind of egg. So he said “well say for example I want an 18 pack of jumbos. How would the fuck would I know which ones those were?” So I pointed to the eggs we DID have on the shelf, one being a 12 pack of jumbos and the other being an 18 pack of LARGE eggs. You can tell by READING THE FUCKING PACKAGING!!! There goes 3 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back…

It was this or account deletion.

Out of sheer boredom (and being a successful overlord) I have decided that if you want to view the steam room you will have to work for it. As of now you must have ten posts and beyond to view the steam room! Once you have ten posts I will grant access. There are exceptions to the rule too.

Being an administrator/global moderator
Being a true blue Slacker
Being a Meter Room member

Those of you who join with the desire to read the steam room and only the steam room will have to work a little harder. 😛

Early Morning Open Thread.

Didn’t really feel like playing anything multiplayer tonight (aside from slackerschat). So I stuck with gmod and the almighty toybox. Sometimes when I’m playing with weapons and props I get inspired.  Tonight I found a neat animation tool for the player. It lets you wave, salute, agree, disagree etc. Might come in handy for a project. Though lately I’ve come down with a bit of writers block.

And then god said “let there be stupid”

Today it felt like being one survivor in a zombie apocalypse. I was surrounded by large hordes of people with glazed over eyes and people who have just left church. Honestly it felt like I was swimming through a pool of molasses.

We had a pretty bad storm this afternoon. People were talking about how it’s possible that the rapture may come early this year. I even had a customer ask me if we sold the bible in our store, which we don’t. Unless he wanted the one for children, but he was an old man so…