The Mind Of OverlordTomala

The iPhone. So easy a 2 year old can use it

http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/news/2011/01/preschoolers-better-at-navigating-iphone-than-tying-their-shoes.ars

I remember growing up I didn’t have a reason to own a cell phone (in fact I still don’t). When I got into my teens I saw 8 year olds with cellphones. I’ll just die if I see a 5 year old with their own iPhone.

I can’t believe people fall for this.

I had fun with an asshat posing as a VAC manager. Here are the results:

3:11 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): new legal weapons pack for Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and free games in http://sitedecontasteam.t35.com
Killing From entered chat.
Killing From left chat.
HanCOCk is now playing Counter-Strike. Click here to join.
HanCOCk entered chat.
3:15 AM – HanCOCk: hii
3:15 AM – Kuja ‘,,’: Hiya
3:15 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): hi
3:15 AM – Kuja ‘,,’: I am of to bed to tired tonigght night all
3:15 AM – Kuja ‘,,’: ZZzZZZzz
3:16 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): lol
Oo>B.B<oO [H.K] left chat.
Kuja ',,' left chat.
3:16 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): look for all of you
3:16 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): also 5 minutes
3:16 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): no more time
3:16 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): new legal weapons pack for Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and free games in http://sitedecontasteam.t35.com
3:16 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): take all free cost here
3:16 AM – YamiTomala: Hey VAC… How come your steam link doesn't trace back to steam? It doesn't even go the same route
perdator-rus entered chat.
perdator-rus left chat.
3:17 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): because its a promotion private
3:17 AM – YamiTomala: Even valve promotions spoint to the same address
3:18 AM – YamiTomala: Plus the link you provide has no https on it
3:18 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): t35 team treefive for us
4uuu entered chat.
3:19 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): also 3 minutes remaning
4uuu left chat.
3:19 AM – YamiTomala: Let me guess, you want my name and password? Because I can give it to you
3:19 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): ???
3:19 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): name and password?
3:20 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): do you think i'm a *******
3:20 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): see my profile
3:20 AM – YamiTomala: No, more like an idiot idiot idiot idiot
3:20 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): here you find who i am
3:20 AM – YamiTomala: You don't even type like a valve employee
3:21 AM – HanCOCk: bhai
3:21 AM – YamiTomala: You type like a 12 year old that wants accounts.
3:21 AM – HanCOCk: ne 1 knws hw much kinzu costs?
3:21 AM – YamiTomala: And if you're VAC how come you only have 8 games?
3:21 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): lol i'm not VALVE Employer, i' m VALVE V.A.C. Manager
3:21 AM – YamiTomala: You need to go back and mastser your bait…
3:22 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): i have all accounts i like
3:22 AM – YamiTomala: So you say…
HanCOCk left chat.
oodey1 entered chat.
3:22 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): this have all the games i' play i don't need more
3:22 AM – YamiTomala: You probably change it to mama's boy when you're not phishing for accounts
3:22 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): lol?
oodey1 left chat.
3:22 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): time's out
3:23 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): promotion over
3:23 AM – YamiTomala: Ohhh darn. I'm sooooo sad nao.
3:23 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): yes
3:23 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): one more thik
3:23 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): you desrrespect a valve manager so your steam will be desactivated
3:23 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): bye
3:23 AM – YamiTomala: Really. You can tell by the emphasis I'm using that I'm truly, truly sad that I missed out on such a realistic promotion.
3:23 AM – YamiTomala: Yeah, like I haven't heard that one before…
3:24 AM – Razer V.A.C. (Manager): see the rulles
3:24 AM – YamiTomala: Go back to your basement and jerkoff like the fuckwit that you are.
Razer V.A.C. (Manager) left chat.

Update

A different person came in afterwards with the same spelling to say the following:

^1|FNC| ^2Koek^4Trommeltje entered chat.
3:31 AM – ^1|FNC| ^2Koek^4Trommeltje: that vac guy
3:31 AM – ^1|FNC| ^2Koek^4Trommeltje: desactivated my account
3:31 AM – ^1|FNC| ^2Koek^4Trommeltje: you insulted him and my was desactivated
3:32 AM – ^1|FNC| ^2Koek^4Trommeltje: you i have your id and i will report the error
3:32 AM – ^1|FNC| ^2Koek^4Trommeltje: by
3:32 AM – ^1|FNC| ^2Koek^4Trommeltje: * bye

Oh teh noez! I iz gunna get mah account desactivated!!! Oh teh h0rr0rz!!!!

Sunday Evening Open Thread

It turns out he reason why I was sent home today was because I was following next weeks schedule because the one for this week was not around. Good thing I did come in early actually. Because the one for this week said 3:00 to 7:00 and they replaced the 3 with a 2. I would have been an hour late… Still, it was my fault for not paying attention.

On the bright side I have tomorrow off. The question is what to do.

They surround us.

I had a busy day of work, but nothing compares to what I saw as I was leaving.

We close the store at 10:00 every night and it’s very well known. However, we do get the locals that like to milk it for what it’s worth.

This lady was an absolute witch. We already gave people enough notice that the store was closing and she still had to try sweaters on. One of the leads from a different department informed her that the store was closed, totally ignored her and continued to try on clothes. So she kept telling her to hurry to a checkstand “Stop treating me like a dog!” is what she said back. “I’m not, I’m telling you that we are closed. You need to leave NOW”. “This store is too strict…”. Keep in mind she was in the store for 4 hours straight.

Get a fucking life you twat. If you’re shopping for 4 hours in a store at your own leisure and you still haven’t finished shopping, then you might want to get your head checked. The store is open 15 hours a day 7 days a week. If that isn’t enough for you then please, get a hobby and stop using a fucking grocery store as a social club.