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Are you fucking serious?3

I can’t even describe what I just read…

http://www.dailymail.com/News/breakingnews/201105020841

An Alum Creek man has been arrested after neighbors allegedly found him fondling himself over the dead body of a stolen pygmy goat while wearing women’s underwear.

Mark Lucas Thompson, 19, of Greenview Road was taken into custody early Monday morning at his home where Kanawha Sheriff’s deputies were investigating the bloody scene. Thompson told deputies he had been high on “bath salts”—synthetic drugs—for the last three days, said Cpl. Sean Snuffer, a detective with the sheriff’s office.

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Thompson ran out of the house into the wooded hillside after Pollis asked about the dead goat in the bedroom. Witnesses said he ran off wearing only a muscle shirt and thong underwear.

Cpl. M.B. Cummings and Sgt. R.P. Boone went to the Greenview Road home to help Shackelford with the investigation. The three officers went into Thompson’s home and found blood on the floor. In a bedroom they found women’s panties and tampons lying on the bed and fresh blood on the floor.

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SLAM Celebration!

Wow, I received some great news, my official invitation to my college’s literary magazine’s kickoff (SLAM)! Yays! I was so excited that I had some Avery Lane Cabernet Sauvignon with my toasted sandwich! I was so excited that I had some Stoli Shots! Then I had some more Stoli Shots! How many Stoli Shots can you get down? I had a total of 8 plus the vino! Oh mys!!!!

Have fun meh hearties!!!

Co Author

Well, it’s been fun…

But now, it seems that my time as the Overlord’s co author is up. Thanks for putting up with me as long as you have. 😛

I suppose I owe you all one more image set before I go…

NOTE: The following images were so horrifying, that a mere link wasn’t enough to keep their contents from defiling the eyes of the casual blog reader. They have therefore been put into a safer format…

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The 2012 theorists are having a ball right now!

We’ve been having some nice weather here recently. The coming of spring has brought some nice sun and clear skies these past few days. However, before that it was a nightmare!

Three times between February and April, we have had awful storms. First, there was the time in early February where we had a nasty snow storm. There were high winds, tons of snow falling everywhere, and lightning! Who has ever heard of lightning during a snow storm? Well, apparently it’s a rare occurence… but apparently not.

The second storm we had in late February involved rain, snow, and lightning! That’s twice that we’ve had a weather pattern involving both snow and lightning at the same time (not to mention, snow and rain at the same time)!

The third has to be the strangest, though. It was snowing and sleeting outside, and once again, there was lightning. The winds were extremely violent during this storm, and at that point I thought, “Holy crap! The world must be ending!”

It doesn’t help that recently there was that HUGE tornado outbreak in the Southern United States. Couple that with the recent 8.9 earthquake and gigantic tsunami in Japan, and you realize, “Well, I think we’ve got a problem, don’t we?”

Do I believe in 2012? Of course not! The idea that the world will end merely due to an interplanetary alignment is so unlikely that it doesn’t even deserve the thought! I do believe, however, that humans are responsible for what’s going on, and not some higher power or some unexplainable phenomenon. Only further proof that humanity needs to get it’s act together.

So now, a few safety tips for the next time you want to play Twister!

Don’t try this at home…

Or this…