The Mind Of OverlordTomala

>Ass Crabs

I went to the river today with my evil parents. And it was fun! I wore my newest bikini that I got as an offering to the Overlord. Water was a tad chilly today but got a good swim in. The ass crabs were out today whilst I sat at the edge of the river. I was sitting in the water minding my own business, when the ass crab was right behind me. San caught it just in time. If only there were more… We could have had a ass crab (craw daddy) boil…

I had a nice Cheeseburger at relay for life after I got off work. For those of you that don’t know relay for life it’s the American Cancer Society’s most well known activity. Anyone can help participate in it to fight against cancer. To learn more about it check out this website.

Unfortunately I couldn’t stay long since a higher power demands to have me from 8:30 am till 4:30 pm tomorrow. But last year I had a wonderful time. I won the PJ contest and the cakewalk.

Well, 8:30 comes very early. So your overlord shall now lay to rest.

>Screw the rules, I have even MORE money.

Well, I didn’t really go to the BBQ (due to the fact that the weather wasn’t right AND I wasn’t all that hungry. San did go and has informed me that I won $25. Jeez this has to be my luckiest week yet! Throw money at your overlord! All I need is $15 more and I can afford an external hard drive that normal people would expect me to pay for with my own money. But hey, now I can “screw the rules”.

I didn’t really do much, just kicked back and had a couple hard lemonades and am finishing the night off with a giant pot of tea. Just had my Japanese Cucumber and crab salad with pickled ginger and a rice vinegar soy sauce dressing. mmmm. Healthy and flavorful! But for now, chocolate hazelnut tea for the win!

I think tomorrow I will push myself to do something artistic, Overlord’s have to be creative. And stuff…

In the meantime I am trying to recruit someone from one of the Uru forums to come protest on the shards with me. We’ll see how this goes.

>BROOKINGS RAGE!!!!

A nice lavender shower really relaxes the Overlord along with some nice Chocolate hazelnut tea. Yes! Chocolate Hazelnut tea!!! Good stuff.

And I came home tonight to steak, shrimp, scallops in pasta, salad, blue cheese dressing, and peppered corn. Good stuff to calm the Brookings rage I felt for awhile today while I was out doing work.

On another note I found an older picture of me from a few years ago. Before the red and brown hair dyes.

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I will always love that shade I was born with. Which is why I still keep some in my current head of hair, which pisses off old people or the anally retentive.

Attention Duelists!!! My hair pisses people off!

I call it my BS detector. If something like hair scares people or upsets them and not some sort of action that would normally provoke these feelings, then they don’t deserve my attention. Having hair that allows me to draw out the feelings of various people is almost like having some sort of super power. So these people just automatically assume that people who dress normal are normal, right? Sure… I see a lot of politicians on TV who dress normal… Democrats sleeping with other women and gay Republicans getting into trouble and expecting their fellow associates to fight their battles for them. Sure… They’re more normal than I am.

Jeez I’m making political references??? Obviously I need to go to bed…

>Screw the rules, I have money.

That’s right. On Friday I found $20 lying around. And the next day I found $40. Luck has been on my side all of last week. And this week shall be super special awesome! I already have plans for my summer kitchen experiments.

This week shall be Overlord’s week. Now I know every week is the Overlord’s week. But it’ll REALLY be moreso than usual. Just count yourself lucky that it isn’t slavemas yet.

>flopples

(yesterday)
And without warning my shoes are gone.
I have raisin to believe it was Bod’s doing, yet i have no proof to this as of yet. I shall keep an eye on the shoe rack in case of further happenings..

(12 hours later)
I only have myself to blame.. I was a fool to think i could remain awake staring at the same spot for hours. My shoes have returned while I was asleep, and they are filled with something, I cant even bring myself to describe.

(3 hours later)
This will have to do. I do not have much else to use, but a trap has been effected by the use of Ecchi Pictures that even Bod cannot escape from.
If he is indeed to blame for my shoes this will prove it by trapping him on the way to the brand new Dutch clogs that not even he can resist their woody allure.

(2 days later..)
Boobies :3