Some places give palm readings, tea leaf readings, tarot card readings and much more. I have a different service to offer to everyone!
I can give you the following for free:
Spaghetti readings
Cheerio bowl readings
Alphabet soup readings
Animal cracker readings
And if you would like I am selling tin foil hats. Act now and you’ll get a free pet rock absolutely free!
Come in today and you might be lucky enough to spot me with my tinfoil hat on with a bowl of sacred cheerios in my next attempt to channel the Cyantology frequency…
>Open Thread
Upon reading UO I have found what Gehn is up to these days.
Gehn running for Oregon??? The state I live in???
I guess I’m not the one evil person in Oregon… Sigh.
>Be careful out there.
I have a complaint. I bought some tangerine orange zinger tea the other day and went to try it. The teabag I had was defective. I knew this because when the tea brewed, it came out in a pinkish rose color. So I made another batch, and it wasn’t orange either! After 5 more tries… I came to the conclusion that the entire box was defective.
So I went and bought another box and tried again. SAME THING.
Word to the wise. I think someone sabotaged the tangerine orange tea supply.
>Bloggers Anonymous.
As of now, if anyone posts here under “Anonymous” your name will be changed to whatever I feel like changing it to. Unless you’re DorK. You will always be DorK.
Let the games begin!
>Again, Aproros Of Nothing –
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DEFEND THE SPILLAGE!
We return you now to your regularly scheduled slacking . . .
>DorK Diaries, Chapter 2: Goatpocalypse Now!
Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Chapter 2 of the DorK diaries. In the last chapter there was much verbal masturbation and a slight chance of resolving a war which was then shoved underwater to die a premature death. Now that all bets are off, it’s time to take off the kiddie gloves and have some fun.
And before I create this, I need to quote the last thing that was said in The DorK Diaries 2009 thread.
DannY wrote:
P.S. And to the wicked witch of this blog, I insist you cease calling him DorK. His name is DarK! DarK, dammit! As dark as the inside of his… well, shall we just say the boy is aptly named.
I still say it was a spelling error on his behalf that lead to his name being “DarK” instead of DorK.
I’ll make you a deal, when he stops being a DorK we’ll talk it over…
>Okay, So Here’s My Thing;
I love Uru. I probably always will. All the games and all the fan-created puzzles, playing Online, Offline, KIrc, Alcugs, OOC, IC, Until, Drizzle – I loved it all. I can’t explain it. I noticed on one of the forums there’s a thread about your favorite Uru moments. It brought to mind one of mine: when I finally got Until Uru up and running and my little avatar going nuts in the city – I was on the bridge and I had my first encounter with Another. He was a young Italian kid – we barely understood each other but we understood this much at least – how excited we both were to be there, lag and all.
Through all of it, I’ve only ever just wanted to have fun. I’m looking forward to the evolution of this thing – whatever it turns into. Now I see the Guild of Comedy is going to return – and how cool is that?!? This business of open sourcing seems like it’ll solve a lot of problems – everyone will be able to play the game the way they want. I never did understand how anyone thought they had the right to tell anyone else how they could play a game. Especially one whose mandate was as simple as “be yourself” – or “you are you.”
Until the game returns, I’ve been working (very slowly and with the handicap of too little time and zero math skills) to model my own age, with the help of the tutorials over at the Guild of Writers. Even if it’s never playable, I still want to try – because trying keeps me inside the magic I felt so long ago when I first played ‘Myst.’
And in typical Slacker fashion, I’ll leave you with this non-sequitur:
Road Sign Fail
>I Can Haz CoHost Dootie
I promise not to litter the place up this week with pictures of ponies.
Except for this one.
Don’t expect anything sensible, serious, or worthwhile outta this corner – and thanks for the tea! For an evil overlord, you’re a mighty gracious hostess.
>Welcome KBQ!!!
KBQ is this week’s co author! Welcome aboard KBQ you finally made it! For one week you get to walk on the holy ground that is my blog…
For next week I am leaving the position open to anyone who lives in Canada.
>Valentines Day
Valentines Day is one of my favorite holidays. I had to work today, but that didn’t prevent me with being with the person I love the most!
I had it all planned out. A box of chocolates for us to share and a fabu dinner prepared for my loved one and I.
I haven’t left the mirror until now…
But I do know that I am the best thing that has ever happened to me!