Microsoft Purchases Todd Howard’s Soul For $7.5 Billion Dollars (pinky to the lip)

In case you haven’t heard… this happened. Microsoft’s priciest video game acquisition, a $7.5 billion purchase of Bethesda Softworks parent company ZeniMax Media, shocked the industry on Monday. The deal puts Bethesda, one of the industry’s biggest publishers and owners of some of the most successful gaming series, under the …