Last night some friends and I got together on my Gmod server for some shoutcast tunes and general mayhem. Sadly General Mayhem never showed up so we ended up screwing off instead.
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PYROMANIA!!!!!
Well folks, if you haven’t been paying attention to TF2 and getting in on the special/not so special item drops you’ve really been missing out! Valve has declared this week to be Pyromania week! According to the official TF2 Blog the final short “Meet The Pyro” is less than three days away! Along with the update they seem to be introducing a new game mode for Team Fortress 2, called Doomsday?
Doomsday pits BLU against RED, with only one team getting the honor of transporting a suitcase nuke full of recalled Mann Co. Australium to American monkeynaut Poopy Joe’s rocket, so he can blast off and hunt down Soviet space chimp Vladimir Bananas. It’s the same spirit of competitive enterprise that stalled the moon landing by three years when Buzz Aldrin suplexed Neil Armstrong into a pile of folding chairs at Astromania ’69! Both teams will attempt to get the necessary fuel up a preposterously slow-moving elevator and into Poopy Joe’s Australium-powered rocket to the stars.
Also, with a new game mode comes new achievements! Let the achievement whoring begin! In the meantime, here’s a countdown clock.
EU BreakUp Party Ideas Tram!
Wow, sorry to be away from the SNews for so long, but I have been distracted with watching debris from Japan wash up onto shore, and with watching the European Union possibly breaking apart! A bold experiment may be coming to a bankrupt end! Grab yer popcorn and fav beverage and prepare to watch what comes next tram! Or perhaps throw an EU BreakUp Party featuring Crostini and Chianti, Champagne and Fromage, or Tapas and Tempranillo and invite all your friends over to watch BBC and CNN! Yes, bring us the hard-hitting facts, Wolf Blitzer tram! Show us your best blow-dried hair and snazzy suit to bring us up-to-the-minute reporting from all over the Continent tram! Yes, the EuroTour with Wolf Tram sounds epic!
So get your EU BreakUp Party on until the next edition of the Drunken Gaming Corner!!! Party On Meh Hearties Trams!!!!
SLAM Celebration!
Wow, I received some great news, my official invitation to my college’s literary magazine’s kickoff (SLAM)! Yays! I was so excited that I had some Avery Lane Cabernet Sauvignon with my toasted sandwich! I was so excited that I had some Stoli Shots! Then I had some more Stoli Shots! How many Stoli Shots can you get down? I had a total of 8 plus the vino! Oh mys!!!!
Have fun meh hearties!!!