The diamonds mah god!

The curse doesn’t stop.

Streamed a little bit of MGSV tonight. I’ve expanded my base a bit and have unlocked some side op’s for mother base. I’ve also learned I can climb pipes… sexually. We couldn’t stop laughing at how ridiculous the climbing looks on the pipes. I’ve recorded it and may upload it in the future, among other things I really need to upload. :melon:

Giggity.

I only went on one side mission in Afghanistan, the rest of my time was spent finding diamonds around mother base and getting to know my newly created areas… and plenty of increasing staff morale.

WTF kind of name is Goblin Moose?

I’ve been increasing my staff more and more, and with that more morale is important, showing them love the only ways I know how… :trollface: I did discover that I could shower myself off now, which I wasn’t expecting.

As opposed to the permanent shower unit.

This proved to be quite helpful in removing the flies that were plaguing my fine head of hair. Thank the melons for Loreal. :happy:

I’m The Phantom Pain in everyone’s backside.

I don’t even.

Benn continuing to progress through The Phantom Pain, so far I haven’t been a complete failure at it, and I haven’t modded my game to cheat so there is that. In fact apart from stealth I’m really good at outrunning bears, horses and other animals, and depending on my mood punching my enemies into a bloody mist. What I’m NOT good at is smoking cigars.

Could never get the hang of smoking.

I should look up instructions for replacing the cigars with watermelons as I find those to be much more soothing. :melon:

I think I’ll take a break from it, now that I’m getting the hang of modding I feel like I can step back and look at something else to do.