Ladies and gentlemen. DorK has come back! Rather than put his posts under the threads he posted on within this blog. I’m taking all his blog entries that await my approval and post them here so that no one shall miss out on a single drop of intelligence that he has to share with us. That’s right! He dug out his speak and spell and decided to pay me another visit!
Have a good read everyone. These posts have been taken from Postcard from DorK and Profiles in Asshattary
Fool me once, shame on you! Fool me twice, shame on you again! I am shameless!
Enjoy.
Ruining It For Everyone Else Since 2004
I know, it is an epic fail. And you come around here all the time to remind us that you are nothing more than an epic fail. Don’t worry about it, I will get around to you someday. You may think you are important enough for me to hang off every word you say, but don’t worry. You are at the top of my epic FAIL list which is below my shit list. And I can assure you, that you are at the very top of my epic FAIL list. As soon as I’m done going through my shit list… Read more »
Hey you suggested it, I graciously declined it.I could play astronaut, never thought of that before, sounds like fun. Don’t get what I’d use the plastic bags for though. I’m kinda thinking I could place myself in the bag, a seal the end just for kicks, get that real “outa-space” feeling maybe.Read between the lines BadWhat’s the fun of dangling bait if no one bites it; I am not taking this seriously, I’ve made it clear that I don’t like Tomala and she is the same reversed, so why not have a laugh with it?So far Tomala has done nothing… Read more »
DorK: What’s the fun of dangling bait if no one bites it. Sometimes I paint mine orange so that my barnyard buddies will think it’s a carrot.You seem like some sick assbag that would go into the mens restroom to ejaculate all over the floor for one of the following reasons. Either you saw a woman outside and that’s the closest you will ever get to be near one (aside from you posting here), or you are waiting to get your daily booster shot from some guy named Molly. Either way, you seem to be the kind of person that… Read more »
Oooh, think I died a little inside.Well you’re close. I think one of the Steam Room guys hit the nail on the head though. Too bad you’ll never see it.Who’s to say I’ve not already seen it, was it the one with peanut butter and been caught in a compromising position by my parents?Shame your blog doesn’t have a quote feature, would make this all the more easierWow… You really are one hell of a fucktard if you have to contemplate something that simplistic.You’ve actually insulted Bad, as the context was me talking at Bad. I know you are having… Read more »
That last post was below the beltThis now is the real me, not the act, and I do not wish to see harm come to someoneI should not question parentage and beliefs of others, for the weaker minded, it can shatter the very foundations of trust between the persons that hold or held the responsibility of a person’s upbringing.I should not have to fallen to such levels, my apologies for that.There is no hate as I write my posts, and all I really have is pity for you.You call me an “asshat” I am nothing of the sorts and you… Read more »
Ah pull the “we didn’t start this” on me will you?Good plan Tomala, get me to write a load of reasons down, so you can manipulate the points, falsify and alter information to make you look like the good guy.I am annoyed (hence the slightly off tone of this post) that I even need to make this post because you know the full reasons behind why I am here, I do not need to “find the time in history” because it is sat on this very blog!So I will again “take the bait”, but let’s face it, you will not… Read more »
DreamingGirl I am unsure of your intentions here, please disregard as you see fit.I have a particular issue with the person and family relations to whom runs/post to the blog you linked to. I write this here to make clear and public to you, that I have a problem with the persons behind the aliases of “Tomala” and “Papa Smurf”.This is mostly down to their lack of maturity and quietly abusive behaviour towards members of the community, This blog been a good example of inappropriate.I will say that I take pride in baiting them when they respond, I usually call… Read more »
DorK: Good plan Tomala, get me to write a load of reasons down, so you can manipulate the points, falsify and alter information to make you look like the good guy.I ask one simple, serious question and you respond with this?DorK: I am annoyed (hence the slightly off tone of this post) that I even need to make this post because you know the full reasons behind why I am here, I do not need to “find the time in history”� because it is sat on this very blog!It is? Please link to the specific point on this blog, where… Read more »
Beware serious hat is onDarK, I am gonna break this down for you one time. If you refuse to see logic after that then that’s your decision.You wrote that the whole reason you are here is because you received PMs from some friends of yours saying that the Slackers are a bunch of mean people. You assumed this to be true based off of what now? You believe them because they are your friends.Now you come to a site that is obviously a joke. Not only is it a joke, but it’s a bloooog. I am sure by now you… Read more »
I ask one simple, serious question and you respond with this?Do I not have a reason to be put out by what you have written on this blog? What I wrote was actually sedate. What was I to do, pretty it up with flowers?I take it you will only talk to me about this in a civil manor if I roll over for you and play dead, so you can “kick me while I am down”? This will never happen Tomala. We either talk about this on my terms or not at all. The conversation will end right here and… Read more »
DorK: What I wrote was actually sedate.I have a better idea. Lets cut to the chase and get all of this out on the table, everything.DorK: Check out the posts there that you apparently have written Tomala. Do you not remember writing these?Yeah, I remember posting that in response to something else, what could that be? Think back to what may have provoked me. I have to have a reason to do something. I don’t just do it out of the blue.DorK: But hey, there must have been something that I must have done that made you write the blog… Read more »
Firstly Bad, I have made it clear on more than one occasion that this was not about the slackers group.If you are taking this as an attack towards slackers, can I suggest you walk away from this conversation as it does not concern you or the slackers group!I would also like to point out that any suggested “friends” are not “friends” in the manor that I implicitly trust them; they are merely people who post comments to my PM box and who I have contact with.I take PM’s to my inbox very lightly until I find evidence to support them.… Read more »
I would also like to point out that any suggested “friends”� are not “friends”� in the manor [sic] that I implicitly trust them; they are merely people who post comments to my PM box and who I have contact with.IOW: You listen to BS from anybody… And if you think it’s real you swallow it. Smart.Due to the above points I believe that your post is pretty much mute…I didn’t hear anything either….I suggest that you to re-evaluate your position Bad, and retract your post?So… You’re suggesting a question?Since it so seriously vague at best, I am unable to come… Read more »
Is that it?I’ve decided Tomala that you are a fucktard. It translates to mean retarded whore, as it’s a local thing, I think you deserve to know what it means.You make some weak remark that is “highly original”, about me believing everything I am told, and that I need to respond to you about where this all started.Erm so this is your blog post that I am commenting on is it not?It sounds like you need a new repertoire Tomala, this one is getting old. I think I will get more response from a brick wall than you.So when you… Read more »
Have you finished bad? Anything else you want to get off your chest?Your attitude towards this has suddenly changed? Has someone been telling you I am a bad person?Your rant is contradicting, and while I maybe a pompous ass at times, consider what you have written as proof that you can be just as pompous.It’s interesting to see that you fail to understand the situation. Tomala could have chosen to either ignore me, or to comment on my behaviour and discredit me. We can plainly see for ourselves which choice she tookI returned to the blog today to see the… Read more »
DarK,I don’t have anything on my chest. You read whatever emotion you want in my responses, that’s coming from your head, not my words.It’s obvious to me your a troll here. You act insulted, but instead of trying to settle the issue in a normal way, you exasperate it.I spelled it out for you above. If you left here and never returned, nothing in your life or even your online life would be any different. Those who respect you would continue to do so, and those that don’t would do the same.However, staying here is provoking those who don’t respect… Read more »
Why do you need to be the victim?I don’t want to be, but these blog posts make me the victim of Tomala’s abuse and the posts themselves discredit me.If I walk away from this, it enforces the behaviour and so the behaviour will continue to happen against me and other people.It’s like training a two year old who keeps hitting people; you have to keep telling them not to do it, until they get the point.Bad, while I understand you feel the need to defend your friend, to be truly honest, it is futile to defend someone who thinks it… Read more »
DorK: It’s even more interesting that my “DicK”ing around has caused you to select members for your special elusive club!This is from the first comment you ever made on this blog. And here you are admitting from the very start that you were DicKing around with us. You keep insisting that you are the victim of this blog, when in reality you are responding to my retaliation to your DicKing around elsewhere.So, you come in here and admit that you have gone out of your way to DicK around with us deliberately. And today you’re the victim…No. You are a… Read more »
You started this pissing match, finish it.GladlyIt’s even more interesting that my “DicK”ing around has caused you to select members for your special elusive club!Did you know if you had responded to me creating multiple accounts in a respectful manor I would have walked away?It was your choice to lock the slacker’s forum up as you did, not mine.In all seriousness it could have saved a hell of a lot of hassle if you had just posted that when first asked, and then I wouldn’t have needed to drag this out.So these posts are in retaliation to my “DicK”ing around?… Read more »
DorK: Did you know if you had responded to me creating multiple accounts in a respectful manor I would have walked away?Let me get this straight, you’re creating multiple accounts at our forum, and I’m the asshole for deleting them and not being nice about it? What part of being banned from our forum are you too stupid to understand while you were creating these accounts? And since you have been banned, why should I talk nice to you? Or at all?Nice try blaming me (yet again). Epic DorK FAIL.DorK: It was your choice to lock the slacker’s forum up… Read more »
Oh, so here you are, you bastard! “Oooh, I’m done with cruisin’ the internet,” says you. “Ooooh, I’m through with babes,” says you. “From now on it’s just us,” says you.And then you up and leave. Brazen bitch! Do you know how close I came to performing a 40-floor swandive into a pool of concrete as hard as these abs you used to drum on during those long nights in Liverpool? The goats I could understand, but now consorting with online women?! Your love is the colour of coal. You are quite the heartless one, and by Freddy Mercury, now… Read more »
DarK,That is the closest you have come to actually understanding this whole thing.You keep second guessing my motives, but the funny thing is, my motive is simple, I am trying to help you.Why? Why do I help anyone or any group in this community? I have no idea. So far the only group I have helped out in anyway that hasn’t betrayed me, or rejected my ideas is the Slackers. I guess I just never learn and continue to find places for me to stick my nose in and find thorns.Here is a little analysis of your last response.You claim… Read more »