They don’t pay me enough…

I had to help a large woman into another motorized cart because the battery on the other one was almost dead. Even worse I had to help lift her up. It was like picking up a fucking boomer. She thanked me and told me that it’s so much easier to get around the store and that she hates walking. Noooo really?

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Melon Seed
February 8, 2011 10:14 pm

Why do you keep these to yourself? Submit some to notalwaysright.com, more people will enjoy this 🙂

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Melon Seed
February 8, 2011 10:42 pm

I contemplated this but ran into a problem. If I complained about every single weirdo I come across each day the entire page of that website would be flooded with entries regarding lazy lardasses in scooters.

If Valve made a Left 4 Dead themed game about my home town there would only be boomers. In fact Valve should take into consideration boomers on motorized scooters that could possibly run survivors over. I see this all the time in real life. I think it could work in game.

4th guy
Melon Seed
February 8, 2011 10:14 pm

Why do you keep these to yourself? Submit some to notalwaysright.com, more people will enjoy this 🙂

Sensei Super Ultra Mega Commander Jedi Samurai ElPresidente Officer The Undertaker GuildMaster Grand Poobah Emperoress/Emperor Shogun Divine Saint Pharaoh Comrade Overlord Tomala of the guiding light
Sensei Super Ultra Mega Commander Jedi Samurai ElPresidente Officer The Undertaker GuildMaster Grand Poobah Emperoress/Emperor Shogun Divine Saint Pharaoh Comrade Overlord Tomala of the guiding light
Melon Seed
February 8, 2011 10:42 pm

I contemplated this but ran into a problem. If I complained about every single weirdo I come across each day the entire page of that website would be flooded with entries regarding lazy lardasses in scooters.

If Valve made a Left 4 Dead themed game about my home town there would only be boomers. In fact Valve should take into consideration boomers on motorized scooters that could possibly run survivors over. I see this all the time in real life. I think it could work in game.